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Well... uuuuummmmmm... I don't have very much to say, but I'll give it a whirl. My name is Cate( I go no further than that online), and as I hope you noticed when you clicked on my name to read this, I like ballet. I also take jazz and modern. I play the piano and the violin, and i want to play guitar. I'm also really frustrated right now because i have to keep on going back and capitalizing my I's(i got that last one on the first try haha!). Hm, i guess i text more that I type, or it could be that i just don't type a lot. I actually right... in a notebook... with a pencil. Yeah hard work I know. Especially for you lazybums who sit in front of your computer all afternoon while I'm at a dance class(note sarcasm, but still take it a bit seriously). Yeah, so anyways, i do most of my writing in class(my science teacher is convinced that I have a diary, which i seriously don't). Now I will ask myself random survey questions and come up with "creative" answers. 1. Gender? Figure it out yourself. It shouldn't take too long- i hope. 2. Age? 13. Haha. Betcha thought i was a bit older just looking at my writing. 3. Interests? Interest 1- see paragraph above. Interest 2- i have an acount on this website. What do you think? Other- Drawing, singing (who says you have to be good at something to like it?), being random, piano, violin, all other things musical, photography, you get the picture. Basically all things artistic. 4. Favorite school subject? Well, it depends on the current unit being studied, but it's usually science, or orchestra, if that counts. Sometimes languaga arts(southern lingo for english, for anyone out there who might be ming-trapped in yourself, jk, haha), but i hate grammar. 5. Favorite book? i have absolutely no idea. The Giver, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight Saga (what does Saga mean?), stuff like that. 6. i ran out of questions to ask, so... Here are some funny stories from my life. 1.So i was walking around in my pointe shoes, because i wanted to practice. I started doing some ballet stuff i don't know haw to spell-and i probably should mention that i was in the kitchen, on hadwood floor. My dad walked in and told me to sttop because he thought my pointe shoes would leave dents in the floor. So now i have a piece of wood in the living room to practice on. 2.A few years ago, my class got really off topic during social studies, and ended up talking about the iditarod race(big dogsled race in alaska). teacher: You know they are making a tv show about [the iditarod] caroline(some other student): oh i saw commercial for something like that. it was about some big race in alaska! it looked cool. teacher: ...(laughs hysterically) Now for some other random information about me. 1. I don't have a favorite song. Never have, never will. I just like a lot of songs. I have over 350 of them on my ipod. 2. I don't idolize. Anyone or anything. I'm not really sure why, i just don't look up to other people, or obsess with celebrities. 2. I love to write, but usually, language arts is my least favorite class. We never learn anything new(except 6th grade. LA was awesome that year) 3. As i write this, i am listening to "kiddies got soul" by cobra starship. its a cool song. 4. In my opinion, no book can ever be better than harry potter. those books are legendary. Findin a better one is is in my life-long to-do list. 5. as far as twilight goes, in the books i'm totally team edward, but in the movies, i'm jacob all the way. 6. Now i am listening to "animal" by kesha. oh, sorry ke$ha. 7. My favorite movies are titanic and avatar. Weird combination, but it works for me 8. I hate cuss words. they haunt me. whenever i read a fanfic that has cussing, i leave a review telling the writer that i really don't appreciate it. If the summary says "rated t for language" i don't read it at all. 9. Now i am listening to "magic" by b.o.b. 10. Did i mention that i hate cussing? oh. guess i did. oh well. Random info and things to ponder Guy dancers are stronger than football players. Girls with curly hair wish they had straight hair, but girls with straight hair wish they had curly hair. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..." A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me. A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!" A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live. A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me. A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me. A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me. Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever. Things i have learned on fanfiction British people swear more than americans. That surprised me. Quotes and stuff TOUGH GIRLS Come From NEW YORK, SWEET GIRLS Come From TEXAS, PRISSY GIRLS Come From CALIFORNIA, BUT We GEORGIA GIRLS Have Fire And Ice In Our Blood!! We Can Ride Four Wheelers, Be A Princess, Throw Left Hooks, Pack Heat, Fish With The Boys, Bake A Cake, Love With A Passion, And If We Have An Opinion... YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IT!! ... ...Re-Post If You're A GEORGIA GIRL(: i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile (Say to a boy) Yes I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a heck of a lot harder. God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that." And made woman. I'm not crazy. You're just more sane than me. I'm not ADD. You just can't think as quickly and randomly as i ca- ooohhhh a butterfly! I didn't slap you! I simply high-fived your face. My door is always open, so feel free to leave. Second place is the first loser. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. And in the end, it's not the years in life that count, it's the life in your years.-Abraham Lincoln It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Friends are like potatoes: if you eat them they die." -My friend, Emma "There's always that awkward moment when you step into the van, and there's no candy." -My friend, Calista "The chairs are not here to keep you comfortable, but to catch you when you guys are dancing around like idiots." -Hayley Williams (My favorite quote of all time. She said it at a concert) "Oh my gosh! I have a retarded pencil!" -Me during Math "That guy in jail killed giants, I'm not impressed." -Puck "I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella "I'm so angry and pubescent today and I don't know why, I'm going to take it out on people I like" ~ Harry~ Potter Puppet Pals~ "Tee Hee! That was fun!" ~Ron~ Potter Puppet Pals~ "Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's kinda like a hit and run thing." -EdwardAddict "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein. "See? She's in love with a fictional character too! I'm not the only one." "You lost me at hello." When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile, and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? When someone annoys you it take 47 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and punch them! Yeah, I'm unique, just like everyone else. When life gives you lemons, throw them back, and demand apples! I'm not crazy you're just more sane than me. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I did what they said and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated. Stressed is Desserts backwards. : ) Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior. Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie. She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face. (Say to a boy) Yes I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a lot harder. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it while annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "The only thing to fear is FEAR ITSELF...and spiders." A computer once bet me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing. At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well... basically... your house burned even faster. God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that." And made woman. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere mouths, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. We all smile in the same language. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I didn't slap you! I simply high-fived your face. My door is always open, so feel free to leave. Second place is the first loser. There's a light at the end of every tunnel... let's just hope it's not a train. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I'm in shape... Round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. Where's the good in goodbye? I am a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore, I'm perfect! I'm on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! Our health teach told us that, "1 out of 3 people who start smoke will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal. My mom keeps complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that. Ifyoucanreadthisthenyouarewaytoosmartforyourowngood If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light. Intelligence has it's limits, stupidity doesn't. A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand. Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me. TACO CAKE! See? You were still processing taco when I said cake. Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to. "When Life gives you lemons... KEEP THEM!! Hey, Come on their free lemons! :D." "Not me, not my problem." "I remember when vampires were scary" "If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?" "I'm the kind of girl who yells at the movies when they don't follow the book 99.9 percent" "Drink Coffee: Do stupid things faster and with more energy" Never underestimate the power of human stupidity "Who ever said that those stupid garden gnomes are cooler then plastic pink flamingos must be mentally retarded, and next time I see one of them I'm going to run them over with my lawn mower!" I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.' Cute but evil. Things even out.' "If you hit me at 30mph, there's an 80 chance I'll live. Hit me at 40mph, and there's an 80 chance I'll die...Please stop trying to hit me." 'Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. "Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!" I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it... I get a text, get distracted, and forget to reply for hours... Me:"Come here." Friend:"Why?" Me:"Just come here." Friend:"No, your gonna hit me." -Phone falls behind bed- "Ah, I'll get it later..." -recieves text- "DANGIT!" "No they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, they don't care..." Why do they give us homework knowing there's distractions at home? "Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3... My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and its gone. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', whats the opposite of 'progress'? Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Who ever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door. Procrastinate NOW! The voices in my head tell me I need therapy. The newscaster is the person who says “Good evening” and then tells you why its not. I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Your multiple personalities are freaking out my imaginary friend! I wish my lawn was emo... then it could cut itself. Strangers have the best candy. You stare because I’m different... I stare because you're all the same. Free hugs. It takes 48 muslces to frown but only 14 to flip some one off. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive I believe that dragons unicorns and sporks do exist. Behold the mighty...chihuahua? When you look at the sky do you see a cloud or a dinosaur in a tutu? I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose. If you're really my friend, I'll probably make jabs at you. It's all in good fun. But don't confuse jabs with insults. Insults involve actual dislike. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. "All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." (TOO FREAKING TRUE!) "He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it." If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished. I am convinced that my superpowers are locked inside of me, and can't be released until my mom makes me a superhero costume. for some strange reason, that doesn't seem to be on the list of high priorities for her! If Procrastinators formed a club, would they ever meet? They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Backstabbing is fun... the look on your face is priceless Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral. Don't you look at me with that tone of voice. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. Shakespeare must have had a lot of one-night-stands because anyone who can make suicide romantic had to be a smooth talker. Love can be so boring Many a grandchild was spoiled because you simply cannot spank Grandpa. Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Ahh pure love (smiles wistfully) It makes me sick. You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? Fanfictions aren't everything... but they're right up there with oxygen. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat. You say crazy like it's a bad thing... One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor... An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? I snap crackle and pop rice krispies. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye. Your year book picture still haunts me. Workin' hard or hardly workin'? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Everyone is entitled to my opinion. It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet. Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door... Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. You've gotta die in creative ways. When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN!! Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Never knock on Death's door... Ring the bell and run away... he hates that! This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force. Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying. Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize." Welcome to Loserville. Population: you. "I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!" Never punch a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives. High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over! You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda!" They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. If a parent/guardian ask, "What did you learn in school today?" Answer, "I learned how to survive it." When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking for it after I found it?" While waiting at a bus stop, if someone ask you, "Has the bus come yet?" Reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Maximum Ride Quotes Max- "It's like I have a GPS inside of me, one of the talking ones. I tell it where I want to go, and it tell me go left in ten miles, then take I-80 for 5 miles. It can be pretty bossy, frankly." Iggy- "Mind if i change the chanel, Fnick? Theres a game on." Ari- "I really hate this guy." Angel- "I can read minds, you idiot!" Ter Bortch to Iggy- " I assume that you are always holding onto someones shirt, yes? Following dem closly?" Max-"He's a snappy dresser." Ter Bortch-"Is there any reason we should keep you?" Fang-"Besides my fashion sence? I play a mean harmonica." "I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy "In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensemble “You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We’re... freaking... ballet... dancers.” –Fang They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren’t all Kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, Remember to flap!” –Angel I knelt to pray but not for long, Get it? little christian messege for ya there |
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