A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.

Five times Tony fellated food accidentally and one time he totally did it on purpose.

High school AU: Arthur Kirkland is finally off to America to live out his dream of becoming an American highschool cheerleader. So when a member of the schools football team starts taking an interest in him only disaster could ensue! Or maybe it'll become a sweet love story... (M for smut and bad language in later chapters) (updated weekly)

"What do you mean? What situation?" Stiles laughed nervously and worried the inside of his lip, overgrown hair all messy from squirming around. Damn, if Derek didn't care about the kid so much he'd have wrung his neck by now. Or the time that Stiles finally loses his virginity after the whole 'Sparklers' incident.

After Chiron gave Katie a key to watch for him since he's going on an "emergency meeting", one thing ruined her task. And it came in the form of: Travis Stoll. TRATIE! :D

Nitori, at Nagisa's urging, helps him execute a plot to get Rin and Rei, respectively, in just the right mood for confessing to...or something like that anyway. Rin x Nitori, Rei x Nagisa, & Mako x Haru.

Nico and Leo have sex in the stables of the Argo II in the middle of the night. Slash, smut, S&M, kinky. Happy Valdangelo week!

Nico just got back on the ship and Leo missed him and Nico isn't ready to talk about tartarus;leo not ready to come out to his friends.. Valdangelo,Leo/Nico,TRIGGER WARNING:self harm in later chapter,written pre hoh, INCOMPLETE-WONT BE COMPLETED

So the Titan War got over. They won. The Giant War was a bit of a pain, but in the end, they got through that, too. No biggie. But how in all that is good and holy are all of the couples from the series supposed to survive parent-teacher conference meetings with the teachers of their kids? Oh, dear. What could possibly go wrong?

The things that Mitchell puts up with and does to get himself a date... Oneshot.

"Wait," Rachel said backtracking. "Did you just call me a hooker?" Octavian looked confused as she leaned up against the statue of Jupiter and giggled." He hated her. He despised her. So why was he finding it so hard not to stare into those green eyes of hers? She hated him. She despised him. Yet for some reason, he amused her to no end.

Nico is in love with Percy. Leo attempts to comfort Nico in any way he can, after all, what are best friends for? The comfort pulls something out of Leo that he didn't see coming. Before he can stop it, he's relying on the comfort as much as Nico is.

In the small town of Olympus, two high schools fight over who has the best athletes, brains and artists. For decades, their rivalry has reached extreme levels of intolerance and even violence. However, things start to change when the mayor's wife, for her own gain, decides to exchange some students. A High School/Human AU where things actually make sense![Canon pairings/Leyna].

A story about my favorite couple as they grow up and develop a blossoming relationship. Rated for later chapters. I do not own.

Sally's shocked and slightly shamed, Paul's confused, Annabeth won't look at Percy, Percy's clueless. Could only be the sex talk. Percy's seventeen and still doesn't know. Dedicated to Innoverse's A Special Kiss. Rated T for a reason, read with caution.

Paul decides that tourists are idiots. Who stands in the middle of the street, gawking at billboards? He looks for himself, and decides to reconsider... Becuase timing is always wonderful, Paul walks through Times Square just as Leo decides to test his hacking skills.

After defeating a monster and saving a girl about his age, Percy realizes that he knows this girl. And he is not happy about seeing her again.

Oneshot. When Leo suggests "demigod bonding," nothing good could possibly come out of it. So when the seven demigods come together for a terrifying game of Truth or Dare, what could possibly go wrong? Besides being embarrassed for the rest of all eternity, that is. Collaboration between me and my best friend, Kassy. K-plus for frightening mental images.

Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.

"Leo's grip around the pillow became tighter as he tried to block out the sound. It really didn't help considering he could hear the bed rocking up and down through the ceiling (why did he put the two hormonal demigods on the second floor?), which was really scaring him." In which Percy and Annabeth keep the residents of the Argo II up all night long.

Trapped in a cabin with the one person who somehow managed to unnerve him, Octavian wondered if he could get away with cursing the gods. Rachel/Octavian

A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.