Piccy of COry now my avvie! Yes, he used blood to write "I Am The Real Ultimate LifeForm." HOW HE LOOK?!

Hallo, fans! I'M ON A SUGAH RUSH! Kaysies, I shall make this VERY simple. Okay? See poll above? Click the story you want. That is called voting. Then you grab a gallon of soda, and drink it till you start running on the walls. Simple enough? Good, I'm gonna go throw things CUS I LIKE SUGAH!

So, geussing you saw my new avvie. Awesoem new place Anti Mew creaated, but we need more authors, and I decided to put a JoAnne-created banner up as my avvie. Go, join, and review! It has Random Sonic!

Couples I Like:

ShadAmy: Best. Ever.

Knuxouge: SEGA has it confirmed!!!!!

Taiream: ADORIBLE!!

SonAnne: Aw. Oh come one, remember when you were ten and you had a crush and you teased them all the time? That's like them! Only JoAnne's 14, and she drops anvils on his head...Ah, well, they're cute together!

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Bad Boy by Cascada (YES!)

Waking Up: Hey there Delilah by Plain White T's (Nice slow song to start the day)

First Day At School: One less Lonely Girl by Justin Beiber (well, it's certaintly one less lonely school)

Making Your New Best Friend: Welcome to the Club, no idea who its by (Welcome to the Club of Randomness)

Falling In Love: Just the Girl next door by no idea (Yes I am)

Breaking Up: Circus by Britney Spears (Okay...)

Prom: We Belong Together by Mariah Carey (Possibly fitting. On planet Psychotic.)

Graduation: Good Girls Gone Bad (let's go wild!*throws gun in the air*)

Life's Okay: The Beer Song (whats the multi liquir, what comes in bottles and cans, BEER!, i could not refuse a BEER! I could really use a BEER! LOL, weird. Am I drinking beer while ife's all right?)

Death of a Close Friend: All I want for Christmas is You (All I want for Christmas is for your ghost to stop haunting me)

Mental Breakdown: Listen to your Heart (Because it's sane?)

Flashback: Love Story by Taylor Swift (romantic flashback?)

Getting Back Together: Romeo and Juliet (He breaks up with me at the prom, makes me go into mental breakdown and doesn't attend a funeral, and he expects me to take him back cus he's singing and throwing pebbles/? *kisses him*)

Wedding Scene: Sexy Naughty Bitchy (okaaaaayyy..)

Birth of Child: Everytime We Touch by Cascada (whatevs)

Car Accident: I'm not goona write you a love song (probably cus I'm dying)

Final Battle: I won't say I'm in love (I won't say I'm gonna die!)

Death Scene: Truly Madly Deeply (I'm truly madly deeply dying?)

Funeral Song: Tik Tok by Kesha(Oooh, funeral party! Cookies all around!)

Credits: Kiss The Girl by Ashlee Tisdale(yippeeeeee!!!)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
To be used only for murder.
(YAY, KILLING APPLIANCE!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1. Hi! Whats your real name and nickname?

JoAnne. GG set me up on this torture device.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

14. WHy?

3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?

Spaghetti and Italian pizza. Oh, and pie.

4. And your favourite drink?

APPLE JUICE!!

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

Um, um, um, I DON'T LIKE SONIC!

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

No, I DON'T LIKE HIM, STALKER!

7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?

BLue. It's perty, AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SONIC!

8. Who's your favourite author?

Meg Cabot.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

Having Mephiles get his powers back. Oh, and pointy things.

10. (stifles a giggle) I'm not laughing...( bursts out laughing)

...Oh, SweetPie!

11. Awesome. Who's your hero?

NOT SONIC!

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?

Mephiles. DIE, MURDERER!

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

...Mephonic?!?! Okay, SweetPie, you got jobs to do.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

Ask her why she killed my parents.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

...Duchess Prower, which I am.

16. What's your worst nightmare?

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SONIC AND AMY!

17. What's your lifelong dream?

Bring my parents back.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Throw th ebiggest parteh ever.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?

The mansion watching movies with, um, NOT SONIC!

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Not spending time with Sonic!

21. We're done! Now tag whoever the heck you want.

The person who's reading this!!!!!