Merry salutations, ladies and gentlemoose!

I am the one known as Sylph of Butts. You can call me Sylph/Sylphie/Supreme Goddess of All That Is Good and Right and Taco Bell.

I joined Fanfiction November 22, 2012 and published my first story, Suburbia's Favorite Psychopaths, that same day. I like snarky Gumi/Dell pairings, crappy fast food and writing angsty stuff.

Uh yeah I'm new to this writing biz so if you have any critiques or comments or just want to say hello, feel free to contact me! I become entirely too overexcited at anyone attempting to communicate and wow I am not creepy at all nope no sir-ee-bob.