jaggedjackethide bio
 Author has written 39 stories for Naruto. Hey look, not mine. Masashi Kishimoto's. Original picture curtesy of L-Lee-chan. Best artist hands down. The face on the dragon is priceless. These stories all contain Tenten with someone who isn't Neji. No Neji/Tenten love here. Sorry, you are in the wrong place. Please enjoy some Tenten/Random shinobi crack, if you are interested. Special props to Orz QUEEN OF RANDOMNESS Orz for being my beta reader and proofing the last and final chapter of the Rundown, which has been posted. I have not abandoned any of my fics. I just wanted you to know that the updates won't be so obscenely fast as they normally are, but will hopefully be out faster now that I have a beta reader. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN! Thanks for all the amazing reviews, especially the ones that people leave on some of my older (and not as well written) stories. It means a lot to me! Also, because I am technilogically impaired, somehow I have lost all of my favortie stories and cannot seem to retrieve them. Please don't take offence if one of them was yours. Total accident. (Do no leave your laptop where a four-year-old can have access. Said four-year-old was also able to flip the view of my screen so that it went only to the side no matter what I did. How the bleep did he manage to do that in the five seconds I left it unattended???!!!) Anyhow, enjoy your day, and remember to hide all precious personal items away from jam hands, lest you have a sticky keyboard as well. Cheers! Jaggedjacket |
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Acrimonious Behavior reviews
Shino knew that anyone he picked for this mission would hate him for all eternity, so he picked someone who already did. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
The Rundown reviews
Tenten's path crosses Shino's as she prepares to take another mission with him. Me no own. Last chapter is up! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,438 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
Early Morning Realizations reviews
She wakes up to find out that she needs more sleep. And that Uchiha Sasuke might actually be jealous of Shikamaru. Sharing her time with genii is starting to be troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Tenten
A Remedy for Solitude reviews
A chance encounter years after their team disbanded leaves Gai gasping for breath.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
The Training Partner reviews
Shikamaru finds out his mom is back on the active roster and accepting missions. His dad personally hand-picked her new training partner and Shikamaru can't object to having her around. ShikaXTen Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,311 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
Irrational Clarity reviews
Tobi's moment of irrational clarity delivers a broken kunoichi to Pein's feet. Forcing her to heal Deidara's wound during her stay doesn't mean that he is forcing her to share his bed. It just means he should have killed her off before becoming attached to her. Tenten x Pein. Me no own. Request from V-quez. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Tenten, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
A Joint Problem reviews
Kakashi's paranoia about Sakura leads him to believe that all girls are the same. It takes Naruto's brash mouth to call out Kakashi's inner perv…only to have Tenten make a point that not all kunoichi's are bat-poop crazy, just well equipped with pointy objects…as well as other things. No pairings, just fun. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Team Seven, Team Gai - Complete
War lines reviews
They waited in line to be treated for thier injuries, but they just couldn't keep thier eyes off of each other. She finds him, miraculously, and Kiba wonders if his wound wasn't more serious than he originally thought. Tenten x Kiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Kiba I., Tenten
Approval reviews
Kiba didn't need Neji's approval to date Tenten, but it was good that he knew he had it all the same. Me no own. KibaTen oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Kiba I., Tenten - Complete
Replacement reviews
Tokuma fills in for the spot of Neji on Team Gai. Finally, a Hyuga that she could call hot. Me no own TenXTok Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Tokuma H., Tenten - Complete
Collateral Damage reviews
When Tenten gets kidnapped with Matsuri and Shikamaru, she can only guess that she was taken on accident. The trauma to her head could only mean certain death...or love? Me no own. Kanxten Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
The Setup reviews
Tenten prepares to be transfered from Itachi's unit to Shikamaru's. Wait, that sounded dirty. Me no own. Changing the rating just to be on the safe side. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Tenten, Itachi U. - Complete
Firelight reviews
Kiba takes care of Tenten after an injury leaves her speecheless. Now against the firelight, he can't deny the feelings he has always had for her. KibaXTenten Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kiba I., Tenten - Complete
Coming Around reviews
More Choji and Tenten fluff. Me no own. Choji won't let a little thing stop him from being able to get to Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Tenten, Chōji A. - Complete
The Mission reviews
Gaara and Tenten have to stay in a local inn, miles away from home on an important mission. The locals were difinatley something left to be desired, but the konoichi on the other hand... Me no own. Final chapter up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,737 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
The Right One reviews
Lee finds Tenten after she gets back from a mission with a touchy subject to approach. How was he going to get her to help him while he was explaining how his date with Sakura fizzled? Lee X Tenten One shot. Me no own. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
The Pros and Cons reviews
Shikamau makes a list of all the reasons he likes and dislikes Tenten's apartment. Only Shikamaru would see the value in having sparce cabinet space. Me no own. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Chemistry reviews
Genma had heard of chemistry before, that sometimes the proximity of someone of the opposite gender could hypothetically cause a contact high based on hormones and energy and a bunch of nonsense that Genma didn't understand until now. Me no own. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Tenten, Genma S. - Complete
New Beginnings reviews
Choji helps Tenten prep for a job that he doesn't want her to leave for, not after falling for her. ChojiXTenten. Me no own. Final chapter up. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Tenten, Chōji A. - Complete
The Code reviews
He squeezed her leg three times. It was always three times: it was their code. She responded with a half-heartedly huffed, "Keep your pants on, Akimichi, I'm almost done." ChojiXTenten Me no own. One shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Chōji A., Tenten - Complete
The boots reviews
Could be seen as a sequal to Closing the Distance, but can stand alone. Shino gets a first hand look at those notorious black leather boots he has heard so much about. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Closing the Distance reviews
Shino and Tenten seem to be using their punctuality as an excuse to be close to one another. Rated M for violence and gore in sixth chapter. Chapter 8 up. Complete. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,654 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
What gives? reviews
Kakashi just can't seem to mind his own business. He is caught up with her affairs and he won't addmit to himself why. Trouble comes to those who meddle. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Shelter reviews
Iruka greets his partner face to face after many years of fighting silently for the same cause. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Iruka U., Tenten
The Storm reviews
A sand storm hits Suna as Tenten arives at the Kazekage's tower...just in time for them to be all alone. GaaraXTenten. Me no own. Please R&R! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Gaara, Tenten - Complete
Good Idea reviews
It wasn't a good idea, it was an excuse. But who are they to argue with logic? Because getting caught just kissing wasn't all that appealing. Who says Shikamaru doesn't like foreign diplomacy? Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
That's Not An Eye Patch reviews
When Tenten has to burn her underware drawer look who shows up to help. Kiba and Kakashi to the rescue! ShinoXTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
Late Afternoon Tea reviews
She didn't have much hope that she could persuade Shibi, but she had to go out with style, no? Tenten and Shibi share tea in the late afternoon concerning her relationship with his son. Me no own. TentenxShino. One shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Tenten, Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
Stay Close reviews
Light, sweet glorious light lay before them-leading the way to thier fellow comrades, to the end of the mission, to home. Shino guides Tenten through a graveyard at the end of a long mission. Me no own. Bit darker than other works. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Eating Turf reviews
Kankuro's new training instructor has him eating turf. Things couldn't get anyworse until Neji joins the picture-just when things between him and his little tiajutsu teacher were starting to heat up. Just his luck. Me no own. InoXGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Not Enough reviews
She had turned into a ghost, haunting his apartment like a violent apparition that was as fleeting and mysterious as a sudden gust of wind. Kakashi tells Gai of his secrete affair with Tenten wanting to bring their relationship out in public. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Quite reviews
Tenten inadvertantly spends some time with Kakashi as he recovers from battle. Playing babysitter to the amazing Pakkun and the famous copy-nin, Tenten gives the older shinobi a run for his money...an evening with with the weapons mistress...Me no own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Tenten, Kakashi H. - Complete
Very Best Behavior reviews
Shino and Kankuro get schooled by Tenten, who makes them promise to be on their very best behavior. After all, best friends shouldn't fight-not over a girl at least. GaaraIno TemariShikamaru. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Loud reviews
Shino reluctantly allows the two hypothermic shinobis into his appartment. Tenten finds out what he means when Shino calls her roomate loud and they venture off into the other room to get her warm. Me no own. TemariShika.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Uncovering Wounds reviews
Every once in a great while, shinobi could make a formal request of lower ranking shinobi to make a demographic appearance. "What are you talking about?"Shino asked,"Dinner and a show, Shino, and I'm the show." Final chapter up! Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Breakfast reviews
Tenten and Shino find themselves waiting on their teamates at the Hyuga complex. Somehow the "powerbar" that Tenten claims is "edible" just doesn't seem to measure up to the Aburame's standards. Me no own. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
The Wrong Direction reviews
Tenten finds herself going in the wrong direction, only to meet up with Shino who inadvertantly saves her from an awkward situation. Me no own. One shot. Now with 80% less Neji bashing than normal. Tai Chi Chuan references. Feel free to correct or mock ;
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
Switching Allegiances reviews
Shino is called to help remove a poison from Tenten. When half his bugs swich their allegiance to Tenten, Shino has to find a way to woo them back while helping her stay alive. LeexSakura Less Neji bashing. Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
STOMP reviews
You got ripped in two, got poisoned, bled all over Kami and everyone, stole my shirt and one of my bugs and now you think its appropriate to add sarcasim to all this? But of corse. Kinda gorry. Some SakuraXLee NarutoXHinata Sorry Neji! Me no own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete