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My name... well look up Top Gun's season 1, on the Red Team. I'm a guy, dude, male, man, boy, any term for the sex of the one with balls.

I am out elementary although I'm not out of high school. I got to say this...MY READING TEACHER'S A LOONATIC!!!!!!!!!!

Quotes: ''Just give me the damn Red Bull!''-Me
'' Star Wars kicks Star Treks ass into the next galaxy. Stargate chops Luke in half with his own lightsaber," My Friend N*t*a*
'' Can I come over?'' The phrase that one of my friends should have Trademarked.

I play baseball at first base and football as tight end and linebacker. Does archery and competitve shooting count? I have won over $1800 USDollars in shooting and archery competitions. Yeah, I know, I AM GOOD! (Not to be cocky or anything...)

My hobby's include as stated above, shooting for money, football, and baseball. I have over $15 grand in signed baseball cards. I know how to play guitar and the snare drum.
I am a midget for my age, five and half feet tall and 130 pounds absolutely soaking, drenching wet. I can get baseball tickets in a phone call, at an average of $5 dollards apiece.

I have a tuxedo cat, Annie, and a Norwich Terrier, Sammy.

I wish I had a girlfriend, but we all have our fantasys, right?

TV:My absolute favorite show in the ever is The History Channels Top Gun, closely followed the same channel's Pawn Stars. The Big Bang Theory. The awesomest show in the world-SPONGEBOB.

MOVIES:My favorite movies are Star Trek, The Original Star Wars series.

I tend to like to collect stufff that most people consider shit.,

Is it considered idiotic, immature, nerdy, or all of the above to like Total-Nonstop-Action Wrestling?

SODA:7up is better than Coke or Pepsi, in my opinion.

CANDY: CRUNCH (Does that give you an idea?

If the world's not what it used to be, go out and tell 5 people and tell them to tell 5 people, and so on. That way, in about 2-3 weeks we can have over 3, FREAKING, THOUSAND people knowing about the world's problems.

Press 4,3,1,1 on a calculator. That is what school equals to me.

Bullies are absolute shitty souls.

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High School Rollercoaster by Blackhawk1234 reviews
Max:Practically raising her sister, Angel, on her own with an abusive ex. Fang: Dark, and alone, living with parents that any kid would love to have..But when complete opposites come together will they have the power to survive?FAX, no wings. Try it plz.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,788 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Max, Fang
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max: The War Eagle by Heart of Diamond reviews
1/3: Bloodline Trilogy. After MR3. Max fell pregnant & left, forcing the flock split. People have turned against mutants & experiments alike. Max must rebuild the flock & save the world before war breaks out. But Max's daughter is a target. Fax! Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kids of the Future by Elizem18 reviews
Takes place after MAX, but just pretend FANG never happened! When the flock meets their future kids, how do they deal with it? Fax Fang/Max, Eggy Iggy/Ella, Lots of FAX as the chapters progress!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,758 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
FANG the Phenom by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang had argued with Max. Then he left to find his parents. There was a reason Fang has hid his emotions well. Full summary inside. AU, slight OOC, and FAXNESS!
Crossover - Wrestling & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - The Undertaker, Fang
The School They Left by History-of-Hell reviews
NEEDS BETA/HIATUS, POSSIBLE ABANDOMMENT! OK, this has changed a bit. Its still in the 'E' shaped house but the flock are different ages and theres a new flock as well. sorry i'm still no good at summaries.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Growing Up by katieBOOKWORM reviews
Max and the Flock are living with Jeb and Dr. Martinez. I'm not sure where I'm going with this just yet. But there is Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
New York to LA: Orphan to Hero reviews
All human, in which Fang meets the 'flock' a few OCs. Probably Fax just ask me in review, prolouge may sound dumb but the story has a actual plot to it. Please Review I'll update quicker and I have the story planned out in my head. JUST REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Fang, Max
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