They thought he was a cold-blooded killer. He thought they were lazy and weak. However, this wasn't going to stop Kakashi from completing his mission. How hard could guarding this Potter person be? And why were wizards so nosy?

When their simple mission goes wrong, Eren and Levi unknowingly use a Portkey hidden in the most unlikely of places. Injured and disbelieving, the two of them find themselves in the Great Hall of the strangest and most frightening school they'd ever seen. It was going to take a while to get used to. Set after Shingeki No Kyojin series 1, Year 5 of Harry Potter.

"God, no. He could not deal with Soldier having one of his strange, possibly insane, moments. Especially not with someone like Scout, who only knew how to escalate situations to a level of craziness that even Pyro was not equipped to handle alone." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.

Sometimes being the antagonist is a very good thing. Nobody wants to be trapped. Nobody wants to be controlled by someone not themselves. SI/Self-Insert, or something along those lines.

When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

When an attack in the village of Konohagakure disrupts the peaceful times of this new era and the investigations lead to the wrong culprit, Mitsuki is caught in the crossfire and is forced to make a choice between the people he cares about and the village that now treats him as the son of a murderer...

Sequel to Silent Humanity – Into his second year in a strange world, Gaara struggles more than ever to maintain his sanity and wellbeing. The dangers are mounting all around, both to and from the displaced Jinchūriki.

Grief takes strange and painful forms. Sometimes, in fact, painful to everyone nearby.

Knock Out recruits his fellow sports cars into the Cabal of Irresponsibility. Clearly this will end well!

No one would have thought Bumblebee and Knock Out were capable of getting along, but when they're stuck in a strange new world and their only hope of survival is cooperation . . . Yeah, they're probably doomed.

Tomoko finds a Manga of One Punch man and after falling which includes face-planting into the Manga, she wakes up in the world of One Punch Man. What does this all mean? With the cities that are in constant peril, she now discovers that facing the crisis in her life doesn't seem so bad now, and with a roommate that's One Punch Man himself, can Saitama help Tomoko?

The last thing the Autobots expected was that Knockout would ever switch sides to join them. But why'd he do it? It's out of character. There are bound to be a few trust issues. But when he is badly injured, saving his team without even thinking about it, the 'bots begin to discover that their suspicious defector is far less confidant than they thought, and far more broken.

[Major Reconstruction] Over a month ago, they were standing in the very place they know as Las Noches. But a strange fate suddenly pulled them into a land that was just full of surprises. Gone were their masks. Gone were their hollow holes. It was only them...and their severely weakened powers growing ever so slowly. GEN.

Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?

Unable to pass through the gate, Truth sends the Homunculi to an alternate dimension... one Hundred years before the start of the Harry Potter series. Skip a forward a bit in time and four of them have just moved into Number 6 on Privet Drive. What happens when Harry is raised by them? What happened to the other three homunculi? How will this change the world?

Izaya Orihara decides the magical community of London is interesting enough for him. Madness ensues. im officialy abandoning this boys its up 4 adooption if any of yall r interested

The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)

Naruto, after an unexpected encounter with Madara Uchiha, is sent - via space/time jutsu - to another dimension: the DC Universe. Learning to accept his new life in a new world, Naruto becomes 'Fire Shadow,' the youngest member of the Justice League and Head Supervisor of the newly formed Young Justice Team.

The war is over and Cybertron has been restored. Life is good for the Autobots. But what about the Decepticons? Well, Ex-Decepticons since it is now illegal for any bot to associate themselves with the disbanded faction. Can a bad reputation, built over millennia be forgotten just because the war is over? Is there anything that will be able to change others' views of them?

Given a second chance at life, but literally dropped into a strange new world of heroes and villains, what path shall the Third Six Paths choose?

There had only been one man in all of Azkaban that sent true terror into Sirius Black's bones. He was not a violent, or angry, or deceitful man. No –he had easily been the nicest man Sirius had ever met. So the question stood. How had a man like him ended up in Azkaban of all hell holes?

Pre Beast Hunters - Miko is very, very bored. Everyone else seems busy. She decides to entertain herself by speaking with the one bot she never really spends any time with. However, seeking thrills may end up getting her in trouble. Again.

A stranger has come to Amestris. She has fled, although she may not know it. One could argue that the land full of monsters in human skin has added another to its ranks. However, that all depends on her, doesn't it?

After his death in Las Noches Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself in the land of Equestria through the actions of Discord.

"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..."

Sequel now up. After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay and endeavors to find a way home. No pairings.

Garry and Ib have come to visit their friend, the portrait Mary, but while in the Fabricated World, a young boy and his abusive uncle stumble in. Mary takes it upon herself to save the kid and kill the uncle, inadvertently earning her freedom from her prison. Now, though, Mary must take care of the child. Can this century-old child portrait correctly raise of the Boy Who Lived?

A sincere and selfless young Autobot. A vain and conniving ex-Decepticon. Their only common ground, the title of "medic." Clearly they're going to be the best of friends. NOT SLASH. Prime-verse, post-"Predacons Rising." Rated for tragic backstory in later chapters.

Just because she died, it wasn't the end. Sometimes Love can conquer even Death itself, and new hapiness can be found... for both Him and Her.

Tony has a kid. Well... sort of. They're family, anyway. The problem is, he only sees the kid half the time... so obviously, he needs to make the most of what time he has.

In which supernatural assassins trump dark wizards, stopping time is a terribly useful talent to have, and Daud is Not Amused.

The Crystal Gems aren't the only ones who protect humanity. Nine 'specialized' individuals have been honorary members of their crew since 1972. It's time for you to meet the team once again, but now they have a new addition. I can't foresee this ending well.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

Set after Sidekicks-Anonymous's "Vultures." Knockout's feeling particularly daring today, and wants to join a high caste race. Unfortunately for him, caste jumping isn't easy. And doubly unfortunate, he now seems to be stuck with a less-than-sane high caste femme. One-shot, may continue if I think it's good enough.

Even people in the depths of a war have something to fear, each unique to them - A character study about phobias.

Central 46 commanded that the Soul Society kidnap Harry Potter, but Head Captain Yamamoto has other things planned. Fem!Harry. pairings undecided.

He sought to bring peace to the Elemental Nations: but now that dream was nothing more than a perpetual nightmare. Seeking to end his life and bring about his judgement, a broken young man is given one last chance by Fate to become the hero he was meant to, all while atoning for the sins of his past. And whether he must live as a hero or die a villain... he won't fail, not again

Sarada didn't need imaginary friends; she already had her own secret protector. Fluff and feels. Uchiha family fic

They've got blonde hair and blue eyes and, thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school that isn't exactly what it seems on it's placid surface. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?

Instead of dying, Pain appears in Gotham and once again tries to establish world peace, but with a different method. Unfortunately, his brutal methods of punishment put him at odds with the League. WARNING: UPDATES WILL BE SPORADIC AND UNRELIABLE

Time travel, magic, and chakra don't mix, and they never have. Well, that is, until you meet Rokudaime Hokage, Kakashi Hatake, because he wakes up one day in the body of his eleven year old self—and is almost immediately assigned a mission with the rest of Team 7 to a school of magic. Oh goody.

During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.

Kakashi had thought it'd be a nice, straightforward mission: just nine months guarding some rock and a student at a school. No sweat, right? Then again, that was before you added magic to the equation. (Young Kakashi)

In which Swindle finds the Orange Lantern ring- and Larfleeze isn't giving it up without a fight.

When tensions between Sniper and Spy grow worse, Medic tries to solve the problem in his own way. Spy convinces Lawrence come with him to France, but things don't go at all as planned. As the two of them struggle to not kill each other, old enemies of Spy have come back to haunt him.

In which Chiyo and Sasori end up in a special tea shop after they die. Sasori is back to being a human boy and doesn't know what to do. Their new neighbors are quite interesting, though…

No matter how far or how different they are from one another, they would always find each other again. Beach AU Oneshot. HollowSasorixShinigamiDeidara

The Great Houses of Westeros have their fair share of heroes. The Starks had Brandon the Builder. The Lannisters had Lann the Clever. The Durrandons had Durran Godsgrief. So it goes without saying that House Martell has its hero as well. Just not the kind songs are written for. One-Shot

Itachi has died after the battle with Sasuke only to appear in a city where he met the Teen Titans. The Titans watch how powerful he is and decided no matter what to get him on the team.

In which Voldemort finds shinobi to be a little disconcerting.

Naruto's adventure in the pokemon world. What if Naruto was dying? his life is in jeopardy, but Kurama has no time to heal him because Madara was coming. So, in order to save Naruto and himself, he used a lost jutsu from the Sage of Six path to send them both to a completely different world. Everything is fine and dandy, but why is Kurama so small? And why can he only say 'Vulpix'

Rin gets rescued, not by her teammates, but by two mysterious, strangely familiar men. Written for yangires. Warnings for unexplained time travel and a possible time paradox.

5 1 – Five times Corvo accidentally Blinked somewhere he really didn't want to be and one time he didn't really mind.

With the rest of Taka and the Edo Tensei Hokages, Sasuke once again returns to Naruto's side. But on the way to the battlefield, they meet someone...

In which Starscream has a dent on his head that proves to make him ten times more annoying than his usual self.

"I am not Madara, though for a long, long time, I pretended to be." Obito, Izuna, Shisui: three different timelines, three different men behind swirling orange masks. Because every villain is a hero in his own eyes. AU.

Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.

Obito is used to being no good. He's used to trying and failing and trying again, progressing by inches while everyone around him is bounding forward. He's thirteen, hardly an Uchiha at all, too weak, too clumsy, too bad at jutsus. But now there's something in his head, something filled with hurt and tempered rage, and the most chilling part is that it's him.

Sometimes the path to world domination happens to pass through Scotland. An Akatsuki goes to Hogwarts fic.

The initial part of his plans went off without a hitch. What didn't calculate into Madara's plans was being soul bound to an orange haired brat. With human turned monsters and beings thought to be only legend against him, Madara finds himself having to go along with the ride and making sure the brat survives his ordeals. UP FOR ADOPTION!

Kidoumaru learns he can't go home again as Obito, Naruto, Nawaki, Konohamaru, Suigetsu and others begin a prank spree to end them all. Angst in the beginning. Originally the final chapters of Kidoumaru Does Konoha! Rated for some sexual references.

What do the RED mercenaries do when they're not blasting BLUs? How do they spend their time on days where they're not fighting for Redmond Mann? Well, this is the answer. Rated T for language and possibly gore. Warning: There are bad attempts at accents. Read at your own risk.

What happens when Deidara and Tobi meet the laughing stock of the Ghost Zone? Gory death threats, massive explosions, Tobi wetting himself, and a very tired Deidara. Not a very good combination for anyone who values their life. Will the Box Ghost survive this encounter in one piece or will he have to regenerate from a puddle of Ectoplasm due to Deidara's ruthlessness? One-shot

Minato, James, Kushina, and Lily as they talk about their stories, their sons, and their deaths. "It's kinda expected of us, isn't it? As parents."

Greed was one of the last to die. Before Truth sticks him in limbo for eternity, an ancient, powerful being arrives to offer him and all his siblings a way out - a second chance. They will be given a taste of humanity, and then put to a choice - become homunculi once more or remain human. The choice won't be so easy as they first assume. Fantasy AU. No pairings. Rating may change.

Foxy was alone- just because of that incident in 87'. The other animatronics hate him. He was left to rot... Until he was bought. Taken away by a man called Masashi Kishimoto, he was fixed up and modified. Then, he was sent back to Fazbear's. How will his once-friends react to his new change? (ON HOLD, REVISING/EDITING)

Temari comes home sick from a mission. Gaara doesn't know how to react.

While fighting against Madara Uchiha, the five Kage are transported to Hogwarts. How will they get back? More importantly, how will Gaara get his revenge against the other Kage for forcing him to go to school? (FIFTH YEAR) No pairings.

Kiri has been contacted by the wizarding world after nearly 60 years. What could be so important that it feels the need to mail the Bloody Mist? Apparently a tournament. Seeing a chance for some easy money, diplomatic relations and the oppurtunity to showcase the village talent, the Mizukage accepts, sending only his best young students. AU With some HakuxLuna cause why not?

They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.

Itachi learns that he now is an uncle and after pleading his case with the Sage of Six Paths, he is permitted to return to the Realm of the Living for just 15 minutes. As he looks over her small form, he picks her up to enjoy what little time he has with her. The love of the Uchiha is stronger than any other clan and Itachi is facing unconditional love when he looks into her eyes.

In the final battle against Madara and Obito, Naruto manages to reseal the Jyuubi and defeats the Uchiha's. Though not without consequence as he's propelled into another dimension. Join Naruto as he adjust to this strange world and its super powered beings as he matures into a true Shinobi. (DISCONTINUED)

When the mercenary group is suddenly attacked at night by Gray Mann while taking refuge in an old base, Miss Pauling barely escapes the flames with Scout. Soon after she's hit with the realization that this was no accident: there's a traitor in Teufort. Scout/Miss Pauling

A short little drabble on Halloween.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

The Decepticons might not hate humanity quite as much as we thought. Some of them actually enjoy human games! Others... Not so much. (oneshot)

Voldemort has gained control over the world of the wizards. But now that Dumbledore is gone, the Order doesn't know what would be best to do to protect the Chosen one. So they turn to the shinobi for help once again. Will they help? Will they accept this task, when their own village is in danger?*sequel of Mission: Hogwarts *Based on the seventh book of Harry Potter *usual pairings

The point of the kukri's blade grazes the suprasternal notch between his collarbones. It slices down and through his tie, shirt, vest and coat in an unerring, straight line. He shivers under the afternoon sunlight. Shivers when the blade stops short of his leather belt low around his waist. His exposed skin pebbles with goosebumps. His ragged breaths quicken. (BLU Medic/RED Sniper)

Kaito and his friends go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after finding out they are witches and wizards! Harry is interested in this group of singers, while Rin and Len quickly befriend the Weasley Twins. This is going to be one interesting year at Hogwarts! No pairings yet, at least!

The Heart reveals many secrets about the world and the people around Corvo. Sometimes too many secrets. If Corvo didn't know any better, he might even say the Heart is a bit of a gossip. Written for Tumblr's Fugue Feast in July 2014.

Prime/Rescue Bots Crossover. Little moments within both series. Prompts and suggestions accepted.

Beaten and battered, Wheeljack finds safe harbor in the small island town of Griffin Rock. Prime/Rescue Bots Crossover

Heatwave receives the bittersweet news from Cybertron and has to share it with his team, both Bot and Human. Fluffy Kade/Heatwave friendship moment.

Kankuro has just added Sasori to his arsenal. Too bad Sasori is still alive.

After finding himself in the city of Shinto Teito, Obito Uchiha seeks out to redeem himself. But he has no idea how. There is no Fourth Shinobi War, no Allied Shinobi Forces, no Tailed Beasts and no Eye of the Moon Plan. But the city of Shinto Teito is host to a game...no not a game a bloodbath for a madman's amusement. Even with one eye left, no one is safe from Obito Uchiha

Second in the Purgatorio series. There are voices in the walls, and stalkers in the hallways. At least not everything is dire; plans are made, minds are broken and things are finally getting interesting.

Naruto was born with his mother's red hair, and, throughout the course of his life, he has the Leader of the Akatsuki desperately trying to convince him that they're related. Crack!fic.

TFA / This tale dips into the adventures of the more minor characters of the show, eventually expanding into a hypothetical "Season Four" and a renewed war between the Autobots and Decepticons.

There was a toxin in his veins and a tyrant in his brain. How could he ever leave his family and home?

She's never been alone. Never.

The epic face-off between master and apprentice devolves into something... bizarre. Inspired by Madara's infamous Hashiboob. Crack.

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

A bureaucratic error results in Medic having the most ridiculously awful week of his entire existence, and making a terrible, life-altering discovery. Will he survive? Will he remain sane after gaining this new, dreadful knowledge? The answer to the second question is easy, of course: whoever said he was sane to begin with?

Itachi never foresee his death and Kami has given him a second chance in life as a normal teenager going to a normal school. But when things started happening, Itachi has to continue what he does best. Armed with his previous equipments, the boy never thought he'd use sharingan all over again. This is Itachi, this is Akatsuki. (ABANDONED INDEFINITELY)

Post "Predacons Rising". Ultra Magnus didn't want to take Knock Out on the mission. Knock Out didn't want to go on the mission. And yet, here they are.

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

Time. Like water it erodes the stones of history. But some secrets do not die easily. Some bide their time before they step into the light. Sometimes, the truest secrets of history... are fairy tales. One in particular; the tale of a sleeping forest.

TFPrime, post Predacons Rising. The ballad of Miko and Knockout, and the weird and beautiful friendship born from the strangest of places.

As konan is about to face death she wonders if she will be forgiven for the things she has done. Little does she know she is in for the biggest surprise of her life

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

Three alchemists, a hoard of death-cult-magic-bigots and a werewolf. Van Hohenheim and Remus Lupin contemplate the hardships and potential joys of fatherhood and team up to find Fullmetal while Edward digs deep into the filth of magical Britain. Meanwhile, Alphonse fights for justice at Hogwarts. All participants are in store for total chaos. Book 7/ Bro-hood(Redefinition sequel).

The team arrives at a luxurious Colorado mansion to pull a weapons heist. They've got Miss Pauling dolled up as a beautiful distraction, eyes on the ballroom, a man at the wheel ready to roll at a moment's notice, and a dapper Spy ready to go to work. So, how does it go horrible wrong? Don't forget to pick up your shoes!

Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.

Deidara loves the fall, and Sasori lets him have his fun. Implied SasoDei, but can be taken as friendship.

"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.

Naruto is the most Unpredictable shinobi-in-training Konoha has ever seen. So what can the cheerful blond do when shown the hand signs for the summoning jutsu without being warned of the dangers of summoning without a contract? Try it out of course! Now he has a contract never before seen in the Elemental Countries, and a new world will open up before him. Can he survive it?

The trip was Knock Out's idea. That didn't mean he couldn't complain about it.

The Ame Orphans found themselves in a world filled with magic and wonder. They lived a new life as Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. -ON TEMPORARY HIATUS...WILL BE UPDATED IN AUGUST-

Somehow, Thor knew a supernatural tracker, right there on Midgard, from a place not even Fury had ever heard of, one that could find the Tesseract, or at least give them more than a vague direction. Sounds good, right?

Cabin fever can become quite deadly in large doses.

Jiraiya holds a faded piece of paper, a glimpse into a long bygone past of better days. He thinks back on his long since parted teammates, visiting memories of brighter days and a promising future, one that vanished into oblivion when everything spun out of control. A picture is worth a thousand words. A memory is worth a thousand lifetimes.

In the world of parodies, logic is a power all of its own. An OC doesn't need to be special to be interesting, and romance isn't a necessity. When the Akatsuki fall into the real world, catty to the extreme, well... only more can follow, right?

No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.

His senile boss wants an impossible thing. The Demoman has no choice but to catch it. What's living out in Thunder Mountain, and why is it so preposterous? (Just a long one-shot.)

What happens when a teenage boy wakes up, and finds himself in the body of Itachi Uchiha, an anime character?

Kakashi and Obito have been sucked into the Kamui dimension for their final showdown. Two men go in, only one comes out. The question is: Which one?

"And they thought he died, hehehe. They should have known better to never assume anything where he was involved. He had found his new body in a different world. And he was going to use it." Undertaker as Harry, Crossover, crack, insanity,...

"Movin' into Creekfield will be the best decision of your life, hoss."

Exciting huh. So in terms Sasuke's here. If your'e having trouble trying to picturise who he is try looking up Sasuke adventure time style. Please comment and share this story with everyone If you like it. And the person who drew that picture all goes credit to him/her.

He'd had a heart once. He knew he had a heart once. People had told him it was there.

The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

...At least, not until the gods decide to push their issues onto another dimension. At that point, screw the rules, screw death, screw dimensional barriers, and bring on that delicious, sugary crack! Warning: features Jiraiya in a bra, Akatsuki in swimsuits, and Yachiru in character.

Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm registered, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.

The robots had been bad enough. An associate of Gray Mann's has upped the ante. An entire team has been compromised, leaving Miss Pauling alone in a foreign city, unable to call for help. If her men and the city are to be saved, she's going to have to face the problem head-on. Whom can be trusted? Is she the only one left? What's out there in the night?

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

Tenten is sent to Hogwarts as a student and undercover bodyguard for Hogwart's Triwizard Champion. Things don't go as smoothly as hoped and she has to deal with the English language, Japanese wizards, O.W.L. exam stress, and a girl named Cho Chang.

It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?

Van Hohenheim and Remus Lupin are very similar men with a very similar problem. Happenstance leads them to a possible resolution on a park bench on a foggy night. Because there may be just a little more ease in confiding in a stranger who somehow understands your situation. Who understands how well you miss use the word 'monster'.

/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/

The Horseless Headless Horsemann was just having a little fun, nothing more! What he did to the BLUs wasn't that bad! They would return to normal... eventually.

An old man hears a shot in the dark. He gets out of bed, never imagining what terror awaits him in the fields. There is a saying that the apple never falls far from the tree.

Sniper could swear on the bones of every hideous, mutated wild animal he had ever hunted that sometime during the night that scarecrow had gotten closer. Late Halloween fic for all to enjoy.

Pendleton and Martin propose a toast. (Warning: Spoilers for Low-Chaos ending)

He's been gone for years, and now he was coming home.

The Gokage have all agreed on Obito's execution as the only surviving member of Akatsuki. Naruto knows what Obito means to his sensei, and not having any of this, he asks for Killer Bee to find Kakashi and Gai as he watches over the scene. Kakashi rushes in to prevent the execution, but Genma, too, has his own way of saving his precious classmate. -Partial intended KakaObi-

They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.

Wars merged together, forging partnerships shrouded in mystery. Harry believed he had to fight, now he's been told to stand and wait for someone else to finish the job he was destined to fulfill. Who are the new Order members and why are they here? UPDATE: being rewritten after long hiatus

A cult brings a Kyuubified Naruto back to the world, and he's out for revenge. Much better than it sounds, hope you enjoy. As usual, no like, no read. Pairing is Naruto/Hawkirl, but is slightly complex, so bear with me here.

A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)

Even the deadliest of mercs need a few weeks' training to get used to TF Industries' way of doing things, and that's just enough time for one Spy-to-be to develop feelings for a coworker that are contrary to protocol.

Selected scenes to see if people want me to write it. Includes: time travel, reincarnation, gender bending, super-powered OCs, some shipping, and extremely confused criminals. Everything you could ask for in a fanfic, right? Yeah... Let's go with that... Third genre is Romance, Fourth could be Crack, if it were listed as a possible genre.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Rafael, Miko and Jack are acting stranger than usual, and Ratchet wants to know what's going on.

TF:Prime. One-shot. Knock Out needs to unburden himself to someone, and he finds an unexpected mech to do it. Set after 'Crossfire'.

So. This is how it ends. After all, a pillar without a bridge is just rebar; jutting up, alone, broken. I did not wish to outlive you for so long.

They were coming from beneath the Team's feet to devour them all. They were the Administrator's pets.

He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.

She's out in Harvest, if you ever want to visit her. You're lucky you didn't meet her, kid. She was a true menace, and nothing could stop her. God help you if she ever fell in love with you. A tenth class deconstruction.

It's Halloween. It's Mann Manor. Creepy crawlies are everywhere, and the only way out is through them. It's going to be a hell of a night for the boys and Miss Pauling.

It was his fault that it had happened in the first place. He had to fix it. Still, does he have the conviction to kill his teammate, even if it will restore him to his old self? What monster was that poor man turning into?

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

The Scout has had enough. He's going to make that frog stop seeing his mother if it's the last thing he does. Nothin' dirty going on.

Some random drops you don't want to get. Ever. But when given the evidence, what will the Demoman do?

His enemies had captured them because he had such great ideas and needed a little persuasion. Something to compliment their own work. Probably one of the few stories you'll ever read where a sword van and a Tentaspy are used in any serious context.

Ed and Kimblee are sent to teach alchemy at Hogwarts, but Kimblee has a special mission. Mangaverse, OotP, no yaoi. Sorry fangirls, I'd love to do it, but Ed would kill Kimblee if I tried. Rated T for Ed's potty mouth and Kimblee's, well, being Kimblee. UP FOR ADOPTION.

Every machine is susceptible to errors. This one caused three hundred and sixty deaths.

While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...

Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.

A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.

Due to a series of strange events, Ukitake ends up at Hogwarts.

What would happen if TFA Shockwave met G1 Shockwave and they were forced to spend a day with each other? Not much, but could the universe really handle that much Shockwave in one sitting?

Yahiko's death, and everything after. Konan, Nagato. Gen. Hints of Konan/Pein. Spoilers for the Pain arc.

Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.

One night, Ichigo stumbles across a soul who's a bit different than the others. Rather than go to the Soul Society, it tells Ichigo something that will stay with him the rest of his life. T for slight character death. OneShot.

One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.

Who assembled the nine mercenaries? Someone with a disregard for human life, an eye for team building, and someone with an aversion to superpowers... The answer? Buddy Pine, eccentric billionaire, also known as... Syndrome. X-over: The Incredibles/TF2.

Sequel to Me my friend and Akatsuki! Tally and Shenori are back in their world but enemy ninja from the Naruto world are their as well and after their heads! The Akatsuki must pose as their high school teachers to protect them! M for swearing and other

Four best friends are transferred from their new high school it's their fresh meat year , to a place a bit more... iteresting... Rated M for future language, implied ideas, ideas, and Hidan's mouth which appears later .

The unlikely story of a forming friendship between a Red Sniper and Spy on a team where no one expects to live long enough to sustain one. A bit of fluff, humor and drama. Feel-good reading. Rated M for language, violence, and suggestive/sensitive themes.

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? Certainly not.

No one ever knew the man behind the mask...

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

Yahiko haunts Nagato, unsuccessfully.

He had thought he was going to die when he had faced Pain, but he didn't expect to find himself alive, in a different world,twenty somewhat years younger. On HOLD

Hidan wanted to leave a good impression with Zetsu for a few reasons, the main one being that he didn’t want to find out if he’d still be immortal in Zetsu’s stomach. Oneshot. Beware of Hidan's mouth and Zetsu's diet. Written by Nairo

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

This is a story about why Lupin is obsessed with chocolate.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.