Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hey there My name is Leonor, I'm 15 years old and I'm from Viana do Castelo, Portugal. I absolutely love Twilight, reading, walking, music, movies, and my friends and family. My favourite movie is Peter Pan and my favorite book is (no, it's not Twilight, that's the second best) Wuthering Heights (strange coincidence, right?). If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile. If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile. If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile. If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile. A Real Boyfriend When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." |
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