Lover Of Edward 101
 NAME: You can call me Mel! AGE: 14 NOTE: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN AND IKUTO TSUKIYOMI TEAM EDWARD: I LIKE MY MEN COLD, DEAD, AND SPARKLY! TEAM IKUTO: I LIKE MY MEN TALL, COLD AND PERVY! TEAM EDWARD: CAUSE JACOB DOESN'T SPARKLE!! TEAM IKUTO: CAUSE TADASE IS TOO GIRLY! TEAM EDWARD: I RUN WITH THE VAMPIRES! TEAM IKUTO: I RUN WITH THE CATS! 15 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" Pick the day (number) you were born on: Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: Brown--because I can.. None--because I can't control myself! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) -If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. -Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! -If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile -If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile -Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Iluvedward4ever, Amuto Forever, Lover Of Edward 101 -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to to die), copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. I believe in Christ as my saviour. If you do too, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off. If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile, and let the whole world know how bored you are. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Edward If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile. You Say Pink You Say Zac Efron You Say Pop Funny things and tags "Guns don't kill people. I do." Copy and paste if brunettes rock! A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying Man that was fun!! (I'll be that friend) Copy and paste if you sleep with a teddy bear! Raise your hand if you are totally obsessed with shopping raises hand and waives it madly in the air Copy and paste if a book has completely consumed your life cough Twilight cough If pizzas are round then why are pizza boxes square? 0_o?? Copy and paste if you have mad skills with chopsicks! I'm schitzofrenic and so are we! My friends used to be normal... until they met me that is! I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder I swear to drunk officer I'm not god! Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. -No duh:D If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. -Totally! If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.cough yes cough If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. |
