Get to know me...
I is quibble.
I like trees.
My colors are green, purple, and blue.
My hobby is reading. And writing. Duh.
I watch House, Lost, Ugly Betty, and Castle.
I love music.
Edward Scissorhands is awesome.
I like hats.
I speak sarcasm.
Tim Burton is a movie god.
I'd rather rock than rap.
I live to dream.

Quotes From HP
"Of course this is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it isn't real?"
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."
"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."

Ways to annoy people on an elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

5. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

14. Swat at flies that don't exist.

15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Stare, grinning.

24.Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you

25.When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

26.Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

27.Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

28.Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

29.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”

30.Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

31.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

32.Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

33.Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

Favorite Quotes

"Say it out loud inside your head" -Writing teacher

"Or you sprinkled too much wishful thinking into your tea." -Gregory House

"...that's what he said!!" -lunch table

"So who came up with the New Jersey Plan?" -teacher
"Pennsylvania!!" -mindless idiot

"How dare you use my logic against me?" -Gregory House

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. " -Joe Martin

So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall. -Scott Adams

"Don't! My flesh rots where you touch it!!" -Mark from Ugly Betty

Let's conjugate the word suck in Spanish!
Yo sucko
Tu suckes
El/ella/ud sucke
Nosotros suckemos
Vosotros suckeis
Ellos/ellas/uds sucken -Alex and me

I don't need to be careful. I've got a gun! -Homer Simpson

"The Washington monument is so big. And chunky. I like chunky things" -Patrick
"...That is so sad that you said that." -me

Your soul is so dark it smudges mine -Stephen Pastis

Thank you, O can opener, for this can which you are about to open. You are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you. -Bucky, from Get Fuzzy

I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten. - Homer Simpson

"Hey, the Ting Tings are going to be on the radio soon!" -Me
"Must..have..Ting-Tings!!" -My dad

"What part of the cow do ribs come from?" -My brother

"Remember, it's not my money I'm spending, it's your inheritance!" -My grandpa, while buying dinner

This is just my own little copy and paste list...

-If you're normal on opposite day, C&P

-If you've ever read past five in the morning, C&P (Harry Potter 7, whoo!!)

-93 of all girls agree that shopping is their favorite activity. If you are part of the 7 who spends all day reading underneath trees, C&P

-If you've ever screamed at a movie that ripped off a book, C&P

-If you talk to inanimate objects, C&P

-If you have ever looked up the word cat on dictionary.com, C&P

-If you've ever daydreamed yourself into a book during class, C&P

-If you never knew what anime was until your friends told you, C&P

-If you have ever tried to save a tissue box because it was pretty, C&P

-If you've ever vaccumed your dog, C&P

-If more than half of what you've ever said was random, C&P

-Weirdness is not how the earth spins, but how we all manage not to throw up as we revolve at a pace of a million miles per hour. If you agree, C&P!!

Stories I might write

What would happen if the flock was 98 bird and 2 human? How would they change back? Find out now...

The series Pushing Daisies may have ended, but the mystery remains. Will Ned and Chuck(Charlotte) ever make things work?

A House musical!!

Something involving Edward Scissorhands.