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Explanation of my nom de plume:

Sailor: from Sailor Moon

Vegeta: from Dragon Ball Z Kai (Vegeta is the planet where my favorite character Prince Vegeta comes from)

13: my favorite number, for various reasons

Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly.

I find the phrase "good morning" oxymoronic.

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. . .

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

What happens if you get scared half to death. . . twice?

Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later.

When in doubt, make up words!

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I will kill you in your sleep. Go ahead, keep laughing like I'm kidding.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

I don't need your attitude, idiot. The voices in my head are enough.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM. . .

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

You talk to me like I care what you're saying.

When the world says 'give up', it means you should have given up an hour ago.

Never go to bed early. Stay up and plot revenge.

Reality is for those who lack imagination.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought. . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?!!

You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us. . . I'm tripping you.

Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch, but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkies: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. [So sue me, I"m a cynic.]

Don't just wait there for your prince, go out and find him. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed by a Greek god, become a Shadowhunter, survive the Hunger Games, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become a published author. I think that last one might be impossible.