Name : Just call me Phil.

Age : 14 and a half

Favorite TV Show / Book / movie : Wipeout, Percy Jackson, The Hangover

Favorite School Subject : History

Hobbies : Running, Swimming, Baseball, Basketball, Pick-up Hockey

Favorite Animal : Eagle

Get the Closest book to you, turn to page 213, the fifth line, what does it say? : I find myself fascinated by a man who admits to enjoying fairytales. (Tribute)

List Twelve of Your Favorite Characters From Books / Movies / TV Shows in any order.

1. Percy Jackson ( Percy Jackson )

2. Apollo ( Percy Jackson )

3. Sheldon ( Big Bang Theory )

4. Alek Ferdinand ( The Leviathan Series )

5. Halt ( Ranger's Apprentice )

6. Athena ( Percy Jackson )

7. Annabeth Chase ( Percy Jackson )

8. Nellie Gomez ( 39 Clues )

9. Grace Cahill ( 39 Clues )

10. Darren Shan ( Cirque De Freak )

11. Thalia Grace ( Percy Jackson )

12. Set ( The Red Pyramid )

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 Fic? Do you want to?

Yeah, and not really.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not really, considering I am guy...

3. What would happen in Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

Can that even happen? Kinda Creepy if it could.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Yes I can, and it was quite good.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Hmm.. Nope... Apollo is too Awesome for Athena, no offense.

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten? Why?

Five / Nine, cause Five / Ten is two guys.

7. Is there such a thing as a one - eight fluff?

Not that I am aware of.

8. When was the last time you ever read a fic about 5?

Hmm.. About a Week Ago? 5 Days?

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Percy and Annabeth are in a happy relationship. How Cute. Until Grace Cahill runs off with Annabeth? Percy, heart broken has a one- night stand with Thalia ( So much for that promise too Artemis) and a brief unhappy affair with Athena, (Wahhhh??) then follows the advice of Halt ( Explains Everthing), and finds true love with an All powerful Egyptian God? (Woah...)

10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight

I'd have to cheer on Annabeth, even though Nellie would whoop her butt.

11.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd Learn to be all sneaky like a Ranger, and shoot someone with my bow.

12.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Hmm... I would back away slowly, close the door, reopen to make sure I am not hallucinating, then lock the cloest, and call the police.

13.How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I'd feel bad, Apollo is cool.

14.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

I'd scream, then become mortified for life.

15.What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Wouldn't Surprise me.

16.You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Well, I'd Run Away, Fast, even though I'd Already be dead before I could react.

17.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I guess Annabeth had left him. Such a shame, I had them going till Elysium.

18.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

To be Honest, it would kinda creep me out. If you know what i mean.

19.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"How could you steal my Hairbrush, when I don't even own one."

20 (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Why is Annabeth, Nellie, and Alex Ferdinand singing Justin Bieber at 3 in the morning. In my House. At THREE in the morning.

21 (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Wonder how Thalia got a job at Age 15.

1.Your Name : Philip

2.Your Gangster Name : (First 4 letters of you first name and -izzle): Philizzle

3.Your Detective Name : (Favorite Color and Favorite Animal) : Green Eagle

4.Your Soap Opera Name: (Middle Name, and Current Street Name) : James Mohawk

5.Your Star Wars Name : (The First Three Letters of Your Last Name, First Two Letters of Your First Name, and Last Three Letters of Your Mom's Maiden Name) : Forpheck

6.Your Superhero Name: ( Second Favorite Color, Favorite Drink): Black Monster

7.Your Arab Name : (Second Letter of Your First Name, Third Letter of You Last Name, Any Letter of Your Middle Name, Second Letter of Your Mom's Maiden Name, Third Letter of Your Dad's

Middle Name, First Letter of a Sibling's Name, Last Letter of Your Mom's Middle Name : Hraeeta

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

There are friends... and there's BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.

21 things to do in a lift

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you'reWHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!