My name is Natalie and I go on fanfiction everyday...xx

I am absolutely obsessed wiv twilight and fanfiction!! My friends mushy and alex are right along there wiv me. We talk about twilight all the time.

I am also obsessed wiv primeval and remember every little detail of episodes. It might be sad but i dont care!

Favourite Pairings

Bella and Edward - twilight

Alice and Jasper - twilight

Rosalie and Emmett - twilight

Abby and Connor - primeval

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Alice

2. Rosalie

3. Japer

4. Emmett

5. Bella

6. Esme

7. Carlisle

8. Edward

9. Jacob

10. Seth

11. Leah

12. Renesmee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Esme/Leah fic. Nope and if i did it would probably be disturbing

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Omg Emmett. Hell yeah he's hot. Rated out of 10 probs 100 ;)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Renesmee got Edward pregnant. Is that even possible?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

oh yeah loads. I think the best ones are where he dies!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Rosalie and Esme? no way that is just illegal

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

bella/jacob or bella/seth. I would prefer bella/seth because i hate jacob!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If carlisle walked in on rosalie and renesmee. Carlisle would be very ashamed and rosalie would be thinking 'what am i doing to my daughter!'

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Jasper/Seth fic. Jasper arrives in Forks where he sees werewolf Seth. Seth imprints on Jasper but Jasper hates the werewolves. Is everything going downhill for Seth? Can he find true love in Jasper? dun dun dun!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Alice/Edward fluff. God no

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Carlisle/renesmee hurt/comfort fic title - Fatherly Advice

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Womanizer

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Alice/Esme/Renesmee fic - wouldn't be anything bad in it so K+

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

last time i read a fic bout bella was probs 5 mins ago

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Alice and Carlisle are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off with Emmett. Alice, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Leah and a brief unhappy affair with Renesmee then follows the wise advice of Bella and finds true love with Jasper.
Aww its the right couple in the end! xx

MY LIFE IN MUSIC

Opening Credits - Lies - McFly

Waking Up - Seventeen Forever - Metro Station

First Day of School - Never Miss a Beat - Kaise Chiefs

Falling In Love - In This City - Iglu & Hartly

Fight Song - Spiralling - Keane

Breaking Up - Beat Again - JLS (very suitable!)

Prom - City Lights - JoJo

Life is just...OK - Mr Brightside - The Killers

Mental Breakdown - Handlebars - Flobots

Driving - Infinity 2008 - Guru Josh Project

Flashback - Almost Lover - A Fine Frenzy

Getting Back Together - Dream On - Christian Falk feat. Robyn

Birth of Child - Back and Forth - JoJo

Wedding - When You were young - The Killers

Final Battle - Nobody's home - Avril Lavigne

Death Scene - Knock you down - Keri Hilson feat. Kanye West & Ne-Yo

Funeral Song - Wake me up (when Septemer ends) - Green Day (beautiful song and it fits)

End Credits - Mountains - Biffy Clyro

1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question press the next button
6. Don't lie