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Joined 12-22-08, id: 1777613, Profile Updated: 02-27-13

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Anime/manga I've watched/read

Shugo Chara!

Shugo Chara! Doki

Vampire Knight

Tokyo Mew Mew

CardCaptor Sakura

Naruto(Shippuden)

Naruto

Midori Days

Love Hina

Mabuharo

Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu?

Full Metal Alchemist

Ouran High School Host Club

Kenichi

Rizelmine

Ranma

Kamichama Karin

Karin

Bleach

Itazura na kiss

Fruits Basket

True Tears

Skip Beat !

Gakuen Alice

Death Note

-May Not Be Finished Because I watch waaaay to much animes-

Fav. Anime Couples:

Amuto(SC!)

TohruxKyou(Fruits Basket)

IchigoxRyou(Tokyo Mew Mew)

YuukixZero(VK)

HidaSaku(Naruto)

KakaSaku(Naruto)


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Now, time for c&p craziness. BAHAHAH.

[i copy and paste a lot. LOL.]

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you want Sakura to REALLY get kidnapped by the Akatsuki and have them all fight over her, copy and paste!

If you love all them guys in the Akatsuki, copy and paste!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

Bye, xx.

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Forbidden Fruit by Unmotivated Genius reviews
It's been quite some time since Nara Shikaku was rescued from the brink of death by Sabaku no Temari, and their lives have been entwined in more way than one. People have been hurt, betrayed and broken. How will it end? Love or heartbreak? Heaven or Hell? MAJOR ADULT CONTENT - Shikaku x Temari, Adultery, Ragesex, Betrayal. Don't read if you can't handle it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,330 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Shikaku N., Temari] Shikamaru N., Yoshino N.
Naruto Uzumaki:Sex Instructor by Pelican182 reviews
Naruto's forced to give a Sex Ed class at the Academy, Warnings:Young women, lemons, and masturbation scenes. Lolicon, don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,145 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Writing Love by mountaingirl47 reviews
Ikuto hires a new secretary that is too good at her job, leaving the pinkette plenty of time to ignore her hot boss. Ikuto is determined to figure out what the sexy girl always seems to be writing. After he figures it out, he has to decide what to do.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,963 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Naughty Girl by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Enslavement by Jimmy BZ reviews
This is a OOC MA story. It includes the following adult themes: Masturbation, Toys, Male/ Teen Female, BDSM, Male Domination, Older Female, Gang Bang, Prostitution, Blowjob, Reluctance/Humiliation, Anal etc Dont be hatin ya read the summary its a warning, no flames unless your a faggot
Jessie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Jessie P., Luke R.
Mysteries of the Past by Itachi'seyecandy reviews
Was Dirty Secrets. Hinata Hyuuga is now a prostitute. Her abusive father and brother drove her to runaway from home since her moher died. Now she lives in mild poverty with the worst job anyone could have ever wanted.Lemon, is HINATA HAREM! Mild rape. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Hinata H.
Doctor Uchiha by champylin reviews
Doctor Sasuke Uchiha's mother has not been pleased with him. He has been very vulgar, revealing karin's breast implant, Kiba's penis enlargement and Ino's lipo... etc. then comes the Hyuuga heiress...SasuXHina R&R rated m for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Teach Me Naughty by alter mind reviews
CHAPTER 10 UPDATED. It takes two twisted people to make such a naughty, naughty sex play. "Sensei, I want you to rape me." A twisted SasoxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,713 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Alone With the Likes of You by mountaingirl47 reviews
Amu is forced by her own mother to spend the entire summer alone in a mansion by the sea with none other than Ikuto. After their parents made the bet, Ikuto and Amu have to see who can stand the other the longest in a house with no rules. Amuto!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,914 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! by caninot reviews
High Schoolers Ran and Miki, as a result of a contest their friend Temari entered them in, suddenly find themselves living with Model Yoru Tsukiyomi, and soccer star Daichi Souma. Will there be love or hate?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,084 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
The Number Seven by Art is a bang4979 reviews
Hinata is new to America. Her english is shacky, she very shy, and she painfully straight edge. Hidan is your normal everyday LA bad boy. He's rude, he's crude, and he's just what Hinata needs to feel like she fits in. AU HidanXHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Heart, Spade, Clover and Diamond by VenusDarling reviews
Amu is starting the same high school that Ikuto is going to. But what they don t know is that there is a creepy person running around school keeping a close eye on them. Who is it? What will happen? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Hint Hint by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke wants to have sex with Sakura and of course, she just can't take a hint. "I wanna pop your cherry, and not the one that you're eating."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Experiment by BashTashRox reviews
Ikuto is over at Amu's one night, while she's asleep and decides to do an experiment on her... How naughty can this experiment get?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
1 x 3 by alter mind reviews
Final Chapter UP. AU. As a teenage prostitute, Sakura thought that she had seen the worst of lives and sex, but that was before an unfortunate meeting with 2 twisted students and 1 psychotic teacher. VERY heavy lemon. SakuraxSasukexSaixSasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,341 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Carnal Desire by tukixoxo reviews
* *KibaSaku & AkaSaku* *Lemony goodness! x3 After many years of trying to find out what the Icha Icha Paradise actually has in it, Sakura finds herself with a carnal desire...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,287 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Complicated by Aromalf reviews
AMUTO. Not really good at summarys sorry. I don't own Shugo Chara!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Perfect Name by xRinrinx3 reviews
Do you have a name for her Rima-chan?" I asked her. "You might not like it," she said. "Please tell me," I begged. She whispered it in my ear. I laughed. "What's so funny?" "Nothing," I told her. "I love it." RIMAHIKO.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Bluescast by stones reviews
It is said that a slip of the tongue shows what's really on one's mind. If that's the case, Hyuuga Hinata is one dirty girl. Hinata/Hidan. Mature Humor. For a Mismatched Contest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Dirty Speech by Zelha reviews
Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Motor Babe by Aznprid3x3 reviews
what happens when Ikuto is a professional motorcyle racer? every motorcyclist needs a motor babe! so when he needs to find one, who will he choose? Find Out! Rated M For later chapters...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,149 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Ikuto Koneko Ikuto Kitty by Samsafanfic reviews
Ikuto was turned into a cat! And, what happens when Amu finds him, and takes him in. What kind of mayham will there be in the Hinomori house? Dun Dun Dun... My third Shugo Chara. Please Review. Tell me if I should keep writing!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Instigator by Crazicrystal reviews
Ikuto peeps on Amu and Tadase, and decides to have a little fun. Amu x Tadase, Amu x Ikuto. LEMON
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
We Belong Together by VenusDarling reviews
Amu is falsely accused for murder and is on the run. Her family was murdered by a man and a few days later he was found dead. The police thinks that Amu did it and Amu doesn't have anything to prove he innocents. Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
I've Got Apples! by EvilKevin reviews
While Light is discussing the Kira case, he leaves a very bored Misa in her room alone. She gets drunk. Ryuk is there. Things happen. RyukMisa, OOC to the extreme, suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Misa A., Ryuk - Complete
Improvised Innuendo by J-Pop Princess reviews
Kakashi is now the Hokege, but running a village isn't all it's cracked up to be with endless paperwork and being stuck behind a desk all day. When Sakura walks in while still in her disguise from an undercover mission, things are bound to get interesting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,169 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Devilish Plan in Action by Yve982 reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru get Haruhi to try out new clothes they have chosen. What happens when they present her with a scandalous outfit? Rated M for sexual content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Small Fry, Please by lookingskyward reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete