Hello, I am a follower of the wind. Wherever it blows, I am bound to go.

I am also slightly insane, and very stubborn. I believe everything can be solved with a bullet (it's true!). I think vigilantism (killing/turning in actual criminals, not someone you think is bad.) isn't a crime, and should be rewarded, not punished. I like comic books. I think the best stories, movies and books are the ones that make yo think. I am obsessed with Monty Python (Ni!). I am afraid of hospitals, squirrels and small spiders. Big ones are okay. I like Irish Rock and Irish Folk music. Canadian hoboes rock! Boston is the best city in the world. I like little kids' music (Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes, I come from Canada!) Musicals are awesome. Kinda like Cheez Whiz. It's disgusting, but you love it. I can swear in almost every language. All my "skillz" were only useful a couple centuries ago. Poetry makes me smile. I love potatoes. I'm never growing up, settling down, or living the "American Dream" (It's more like a nightmare...). Babies are gross. Anywhere near the ocean, I can call my home. I love the rain. I like classic movies. And books. Rottweilers are my favorite kind of dog, along with Irish wolfhounds. My favorite movies are the Boondock Saints, V for Vendetta, the Blues Brothers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Citizen Kane and Rear Window.

That's about it...