I like books written for children because they don't have plots, they have stories.

As of December 18, 2011, the updates and edits of my profile are slowing down.

-First off, I apologize for any repeated fics, glitches accessing them, mashed-up text on my profile, or other issues. Parental control software has not been perfected yet, and whatever program my parents get ALWAYS messes up the computer in some way.

My name is Rose of Salt, and you may call me Rose, Rosie-chan, or Mistress Salt. As far as my fanfictions go, I could say I'm plenty of things: Slytherin, Weasley, half-blood, Myth wizard, Extra, Rider, dhampir, and a bunch of other things I'm too lazy a typist to list right now. I'm also a Nerdfighter, if anyone's interested~

To me, fanfiction is very real. Fanfiction explores what the original author did not, whether that be a oneshot filling in someone's fishy backstory or chapter after chapter continuing on an epic sequel to the series.

I will mostly be posting for three fabulous serieses: Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, and Percy Jackson and The Olympians.

My Favourite Quotations:

"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind." ~ Kurt Vonnegut

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crispy and taste good with ketchup." ~ Anonymous

"When life gives you lemons, make ORANGE JUICE and leave the rest of the world wondering how the heck you did it." ~ Anonymous

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." ~ Mark Twain

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." ~ Mark Twain

"If you keep all the small rules, you can break the big ones." ~ George Orwell

"He said I'm the kind of person who laughs at a funeral. I said he's the kind of person who trips over the tombstone and spills orange soda on everyone." ~ me and JP

"Reality is an illusion." ~ Anonymous