Wassup, peoples! I finally got myself an account! Ya-hoo!

Okay, profile stuff. Let's start with the basics, shall we?

NAME: What's a name? Wear it like a coat; turn it, burn it, throw it aside, borrow another. (That was a quote from Runemarks, those of you who have read it!)

GENDER: Female, thank you very much.

AGE: Heck, I lost track after the fall of Rome... Which century is it again?

LOCATION: Well, I was born in Aldenmor and moved to Kardia a few years ago. Oh, and I have a summer home in Unova. (Yeah, right.)

FAVORITE BOOKS: Hoo-dear, this might take awhile. Avalon: Web of Magic, Harry Potter, Sabriel, Lirael, and Abhorsen, Keys to the Kingdom, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicolas Flamel, Maximum Ride, The Search for Wondla, the PokeSpe manga, and many, many, many more...

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES: Anything Pokemon, anything Kirby, Drawn to Life one and two, the Legendary Starfy, Rune Factory, and a lot of other stuff that I forgot to mention...

FAVORITE POKEMON SHIPPINGS:

Specialshipping (Red x Yellow)- They are just so adorable! If only they could stop being so darned oblivious to it... *cough cough Red cough cough*

Oldrivalshipping (Green x Blue)- I don't care which one is the boy and which one is the girl, I love it.

Mangaquestshipping (Gold x Crystal)- It's just too funny! Gold says something jerkish or pervy, Crys flips out, and I laugh so hard I choke. Every time!

Franticshipping (Ruby x Saphire)- How does that saying go, opposites attract? Well, it can't be any truer than in this case! Come on, they practically confessed to each other, for Pete's sake!

FAVORITE AVALON PAIRINGS:

Emily x Marlin- She's really the only one who can get a civil attitude out of him, and it's super cute!

Kara x Lorren- They're both sorta royalty, so yeah.

Adriane x Zach- Zach is amazing. Simple as that. And their personalities match perfectly, they're both bonded to Drake, and Zach is amazing.

Adriane x Joey- Yes, everyone hates this one, but I think it's super cute how Joey makes it so obvious and Adriane just totally ignores him. I guess I feel bad for the poor guy!

FAVORITE RANDOM STUFF:

CHOCOLATE, Writing (duh), Reading (another duh), Singing, drawing (even though I stink) daydreaming.

LEAST FAVORITE RANDOM STUFF:

White chocolate (doesn't even deserve the name), Math, Racism (hey, come some alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, we humans can't be arguing about skin color!),STINKBUGS (The mere thought of them makes my grind my teeth...)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity, Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

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If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still have imaginary friends, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't kissed a boy/girl yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be a ninja, copy and past this onto your profile.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400; british-otaku; Mrs. Luigi Vargas; SakuraMoriChan; ripplehealer;

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile..

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a dream you were a ninja and woke up in a random place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.

If any of your friends have called you insane, put this in your profile.

I didn't write this, but it made me cry and feel nauseous, a sure-fire sign it was good. I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong,
I can’t speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight,
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, My name is called,
I press myself, Against the wall,
I try to hide, From his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault, He suffers at work,
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,
I finally get free, And run to the door,
He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, Again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor,
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

And you can help to stop this for others. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be One heartless person to not be affected By this poem and because you are affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".