Hey Hey Hey!!

Yeah, I'm Jandra and Izzy Collins is the bestest person in the whole wide world!!

I like Twilight - wait no, that would be an understatement - I F'ING LOVE TWILIGHT!!

Note to all the girls out there ages 11-14. Depending on how long you've known about Twilight...if you've known about it since September 2008 and are totally obsessed with Rob Pattinson and goes to Hot Topic all the time to buy "Bella scented perfumes and Twilight jewlery an shit"... BACK THE FUCK OFF!!

You are a fangirl, not a Twilighter. YOu don't get the depth an meaning of it!

I personally support Rob and Kristen but for their acting skills, not looks.

About Me:

I'm 18

Not in a relationship but I would like to be :)

I'm from San Diego CA

I'm 100 Team Edward!!

I'm a spazz to the extreme and people tell me I need to go on some pills.

I have a playlist go check it out

Some of my favorite "sayings": )

I used to be bulletproof, until I got shot.

Reality is in the eye of the beholder.

Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I don't have ADD. I have ADOS. Attention Deficit Oooooh Shiny!

Some people really ruin fun. They try to spell the word 'fun,' but forget the N.

I'm not anti-social. Society is anti-me.

A life? Cool! How do I download one of those?

You're just jealous because we can act stupid and people still love us.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

What's the speed of dark?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If Tylenol, Duct tape, or a Band-Aid can't fix it, then that is one serious problem.

People make mistakes all the time... your parents never told you how you came along, did they?

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. The roses are wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Right now, I'm experiencing amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I run into walls.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

The doctors tell me I'm special.

I see dumb people.

I do everything the rice crispies tell me to do.

Reality bites... I have the teeth marks to show it.

I brake for the invisible creatures that only I can see.

Ways To Annoy The Phantom (or How To Get Yourself Mysteriously Hanged In The Opera House)
Constantly tell everyone that he lost Christine to a guy with swishy hair.
Drill holes in his boat.
Pull a Christine and yank his mask off at inopportune moments.
Reprogram the monkey music box to play It's A Small World.
Hide all his ropes.
Replace all the candles in Christine's dressing room with relighting ones.
Do your best (worst) imitation of Carlotta singing.
Hug him. A lot.
Refer to him as the Deformed Social Reject Of The Theater.
Come running down to his lair at random moments screaming, "The mob is coming!"

And One Way To Make The Phantom Really Happy:
Kill GirlyBoy for him.

Save a drum. Bang a drummer.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, and hope they panic and give in.

It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'd bet it's hard to pronounce.

Vampires vs Werewolves... it's kinda like ninjas vs pirates, but cooler.

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in back seats can lead to children.

If all the world's a stage, then why do I keep falling in the orchestra pit?

Great Rules Of Writing
1) Do not write sentences in negative form.
2) And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
3) If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading.
4) Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
5) Unqualified superlatives are worst of all.
6) De-accession euphemisms.
7) If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
8) Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
9) Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.
--William Safire

Favorite Vampire Quotes: may or may not be Twilight

"I never drink... wine." --Count Dracula

The only difference between being a vampire and being an art student is that I actually suffer from lack of food, sleep, and sunlight.

Do not feed the bears. Let the bears feed Emmett.

Hmm. I think today should consist of... a red apple for breakfast, then I'll go pick some red and white ruffled tulips. After, I'll put a red ribbon in my hair and play chess with my red and white chess pieces.

Team Emmett: Because we're all a little gutter-minded at times.

I make major decisions by asking myself WWAD (What Would Alice Do)?

This next one is the best random thing I have ever seen. My friends and I were arguing over who'd looked up the most random thing on Google, so I said:
"I Googled adrenaline rushes."
Of course, only those few who had seen the greenhouse scene knew what I was talking about. I did win that debate, though.

I was a predator. She was my prey. There was nothing else in the whole world but that truth.
There was no room full of witnesses – they were already collateral damage in my head. The mystery of her thoughts was forgotten. Her thoughts meant nothing, for she would not go on thinking them much longer.
I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years.
--Edward Cullen; Midnight Sun

"What? You think he's going to pull a Romeo? Ha!"
--Rosalie Hale; New Moon extras, Miscalculation

Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky.
--Jacob Black; Breaking Dawn

Listen to them, the children of the night. What sweet music they make. --Count Dracula

Demetri Martin Quotes:

I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was I looked up the word 'dictionary.' And it said, "You're an asshole."

By the way, if you wanna sound like a creep, just add the word 'ladies' to the end of things that you say. It could be harmless, too, it doesn't matter, like, "Thanks for coming to my show... ladies."

'Sort of' is a harmless thing to say, sort of. It's just a filler. It doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, it sort of means everything. Like after, "I love you sort of." Or, "You're going to live sort of." Or, "It's a boy! sort of."

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.

I think a bad place for a fire would the be factory where they make those trick birthday candles.

There's a saying that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Okay. How about, nobody should throw stones. That's crappy behavior. My policy is no stone throwing regardless of housing situation. Don't do it. The is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone, throw it. What, are you an idiot? So really, it's only people who live in glass houses should throw stones.

Peace BITCHES!!