Mornyx
Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile. If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost ake 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. |
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