I'm back B0tches, not bitches, B0tches

If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I wsa rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this into your profile if you can read this!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada),DaIvanbraginski (Scotland),CheesyBirdie(Wales) Ginygroov(Philipines) chocolate.writing.perfection (USA) TheGod'sQuill(USA) Morro the Master of Wind (Canada) FirstFandomFangirl (USA) Diamond Ninjago(England)

Mindroids and Drones is my best friend on here"!!!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. Poor souls. Well, if you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, AkariWarriorofSoul, LaurenJr, hoplessromantic4life, THeWonderfulCat, alexvickers99,Diamond Ninjago,Mindroids and Drones

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns ... they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up

95% of people would run away screaming if a dragon landed in their yard.

Post in your profile if you’re one of the 5% who would try to train it.

You’re a girl walking through the forest. Then you come across a band of robbers that want to rob you. 90% would run away screaming, “Help me hereo!”

5% would pepper spray them in the face and ride away on a horse.

The other 5% would be on an awesome horse, take out two katanas, and say, “Try me.”

Post in profile if you’re part of the 10% who wouldn’t run away screaming.

Facebook, the people you know in real life. Fanfiction, the people you wish you knew in real life.

Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying.

The girl you just called fat?

She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly?

She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped?

He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars?

He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying?

His mother is dying.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look'' using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

14. When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetel position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE .YOU KNOW YOU DID SO POST IT OR ELSE

Copy and paste this onto your account and add your name to the list if you are anything like me so the girls who are different and unique can know in the weakest times that they are unique but not alone. MaKliinka, Shadey Melody, StaceyIsStupid, GameAim, DaggaTruth, YaoiHentaiAndHetaliaOhMy, NinjaFanSpaz, Kryptonightlight, Ninja-Werewolf-1699, bayboo20, SwimmerNinja13, Lila Kay,Diamond Ninjago.

The Way I See It...

You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai

You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White.

You say forks, I say shurikens

You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.

You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja.

You say Volturi, I say Serpentine

You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"

You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.

You say childhood, I say Legos.

You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord.

You say school, I say training.

You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"

You say home, I say the Bounty.

You say life, I say Ninjago. :3

Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!!

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I have no idea who that is, but if I did I would probable be in the 0.1%

. Hold your breath

2. Go to your profile and add this

3. Still holding your breath

4. If you made it, your a good kisser

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Ninety five percent of kids out there are concerned about being popular. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93% of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7% who would ask the person "what was your first clue" copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one of taht prenect, Choy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

Copy and paste if you're a writer and love to write. Why else would you be here?

Copy and paste if you knew fire and ice made water before Zane.

Ever wonder about Kai and Nya's parents? You're not alone. Copy and paste.

Too many people do marijuana each day. If you don't, copy and paste.

95% of Girls would cry if they saw a celebrity about to jump of a building. 3% would watch while eating popcorn yelling "DO A FLIP". 2% would be up there with the celebrity pushing them off yelling "Die bitch die". Copy and paste if you are part of that 5%

FRIEND: Will help me when I'm lost.

BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIEND: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away.

BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away.

FRIEND: Ask me for my number.

BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops.

BEST FRIEND: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

FRIEND: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.

BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade.

BEST FRIENDS: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap

That girl you thought was weird for crying? She's lost her best friend. That boy you call devilish? He's already got enough problems at home. That girl you called fat? She's skipping meals. That boy you keep calling names? He ran away from home? That girl you think is a freak? She's writing this, hoping someone will understand. All of this is true. Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

Found this on a profile and it really touched my heart to see this.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Natural Hair Color:
]Brown - $100
[ ]Blonde - $50
[x]Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color:
Brown - $50 [X]
Green - $75 [ ]
Blue - $150 [ ]
Hazel - $100 [ ]
Other - $15 [ ]

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 I'm tall for my age.

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x ] under 5'4 0$ I'm only like 11

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $300

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400

[X] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[X] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[X]Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$47
[ ] Brown - $300
[X] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $30
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[X] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
]Nope - add $1000
[ ]some - $750

You know what I hate? People who think we are immature and too old for Ninjago, you know what I say? I say we stay who we are and love what we love! Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you agree with me: NinjagoZanelover Special Agent Alanshee, Lucy Brick 152, NinjagoMasterOfTheForceAWesomedisneywolfchilD

When you are lost in a terrible storm, look for the rainbow in the storm. There will ALWAYS be a rainbow.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one of taht prenect, Choy and pstae tihs itno yuor poreifl.

you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, like Lloyd, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to be a Ninja, copy and paste this onto your profileGirls

are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
All girls copy and
paste this to your page

'doing nothing is hard. you never know when you're finished.'

'I dream of a better world, one where a chicken can cross the street without having it's motives questioned.'

'When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let them wonder how you did it.'

'we're all stories in the end, just make it a good one eh?'

'something inspirational goes here.'

'You know how they say that if you put a lot of heart into a character they come to life? Well... I'm still trying to kill mine.'

teh den fo ym ceepry pofilre translation

The eng of my creepy profile