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 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Inuyasha. Johney was a chemist, a chemist he is no more, for what he thought was h20, was really h2s04! XD |
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Collisions & Compromises by chicadoodle reviews
Harry Potter. Sherlock Holmes. The resemblance was superficial, but genetics do not lie. And if anybody was going to give Sherlock Holmes a son and then hide it away, give it the name of her estranged husband, it -would- have been Lily Evans Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,492 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 8/12/2014
The Hundred Acre Wood by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Eleven-year-old Harry's fondest wish is to disappear. With help from friends in a magical storybook he just might succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 398,741 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P.
My Name Is James by slytherincailin reviews
Very AU. On a Vulcan where a rare and precious species known as Breeders are hidden from public view, T'Pur chooses to give up her son to offer him the chance of a normal life on Earth. Minor character death and Vulcan!Kirk. Contains slash, violence, mpreg and strong language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,423 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 9/5/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 7,191 - Follows: 8,470 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Daedalus Bound by Magi Silverwolf reviews
Tony Stark had a laundry list of character defects. Nowhere on it was "abandon a child who needed help", especially not one who didn't have a Rhodey looking for them. (PoA - Iron Man)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,872 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Harry P., V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,296 - Follows: 12,515 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 5,865 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fairy Tales by Magi Silverwolf reviews
Tony Stark thought for sure that he had talked his way out of his only chance at a fairy tale ending a long time ago. Then his life turned into an actual comic book. That was weird enough for anyone. Turns out that fairy tales might actually be possible, even in a comic book.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/15/2018 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3261 - Favs: 8,878 - Follows: 8,621 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's my Life by MadMaxxCoyote reviews
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha have never gotten along. But a greedy plan inadvertently locks them together. In one fell swoop Sesshomaru's outlook on life is crushed, pain and regret fill his heart. Little brothers need their big Brothers. Can Sesshomaru fix it
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 575,209 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Weapons of Dark and Light by Noyoki reviews
Stripped of his humanity, Logan became Weapon X. When the doctors were through; he was little more than a remote controlled beast guided by base instinct. In contrast, Harry became Weapon IX and was stripped of his human trappings. Care, love, and compassion were torn from him, creating a superb machine who kills without remorse. Is that all they will ever be? *Slash*
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 413,542 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Broken Glass: 2 - Phantomwise by PrinzessinEilis reviews
The thing about the Deathly Hallows is that they want to kill you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2018 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stranger in a Familiar Land by MerrickBelle reviews
Tony Stark has secrets. Despite riches and fame, he has few true friends and little life outside of Iron Man. Which is who everyone seems to want, except Pepper. Pepper hates Iron Man, but he can't change what he is. Harry Potter has no idea what life after death holds, but he can't go back, can't undo what has been done. The only way is forward, for both of them (SLASH) Harry/Tony
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,449 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 5/19/2015
Storms by kazenoyouni reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 166,999 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by PuddinFreakyStyle reviews
"We're both trapped in this nut-house, Harleen. Only difference is, you're on the payroll." An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious inmate sparks a downward spiral which will send Harleen Quinzel's life spinning out of control. But in games of love and madness, how far can you go before you break? An in-depth take on Harley's origin story, with mature themes.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,938 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Bruce Wayne/Batman, OC - Complete
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,918 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 5,962 - Follows: 6,718 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 9,341 - Follows: 4,710 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Accidental Providence by Araceil reviews
Accidents happen, and sometimes by design. Naruto was determined to become a Genin, it was just his luck that this year they were being tested in the Kawarimi instead of the Bunshin due to a single lazy Admin-chuunin. Team Gai!Naruto, Maito!Lee (adoption yay), BAMF!everyone. (Confirmed Neji/Naru, facebook repost)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 6/17/2018 - Published: 2/6/2018 - [Naruto U., Neji H.] Tenten, Team Gai
Against My Nature by Araceil reviews
Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,658 - Reviews: 4347 - Favs: 7,201 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Harry P., Newt S.] Gellert G., Porpentina S.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 8,711 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Witch Diaries by Kiera27 reviews
Harry was done with England, he needed somewhere new. Luckily the Potters liked to buy properties all over the world. What happens when Harry decides that Mystic Falls sounds like a good place to start over?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,549 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Harry P., Tyler L.
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 4,519 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Your heart's sudden but inevitable betrayal by WhatIfImaMermaid reviews
They first meet in a bar. In San Francisco. After one of Jim's epic brawls.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/4/2017 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 10,822 - Follows: 10,985 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
My Bodguard by SakuraMinamino reviews
AOS Mirrorverse. Spock is a hero to the empire after killing Nero and stealing their technology, so it wasn't a surprise that the empire would want to reward him for his loyalty. The only problem is, Spock knows that whatever he choses would be used against him. Seeing a rather intelligent and attractive slave wasted on the arena, Spock chooses him to be his new bodyguard.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,248 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu - Complete
The Jokes on Them: Arkham Asylum by Fautus8 reviews
The story of how Joker made his Harley Quinn from the ashes of stuffy psychiatrist, Dr Harleen Quinzel. Rated T but will probably go up. Please review, compliments are accepted but constructive criticism is craved!
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Still Crazy by MelShep reviews
It's been six months. In six months Harley Quinn's life has turned upside down. Nothing is as it was, and slowly she tries to put the pieces back together. But nothing in Harley's world is simple. Not when she has Him watching her every move. Will the King and Queen of Gotham find themselves reunited? Or will Harley have to find a way to survive on her own?
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,345 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman
The Universe Inside by Magi Silverwolf reviews
Harry hadn't made the decision to move to another country lightly. He just had to do well on the first job he ever had to interview for. He wasn't certain that he was doing well at all. Luckily, he reminds the interviewer of someone. (TQC)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Morphed Secrets by nightkitty555 reviews
Subconsciously concealing injuries after a fight prompts the discovery of metamorphmagus abilities in young Harry Potter. However, that ability had been covering up a very big secret for more than eleven years. keywords Severitus / Sevitus. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 83 - Words: 349,923 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Crave by MissQ reviews
Dr. Quinzel never thought she'd be face to face with the infamous Joker, let alone fall in love with him. Her life is turned upside down as she follows behind the Clown Prince of Crime's footsteps and wrecks havoc into Gotham City. Harley POV.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,649 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Crazy in love by MelShep reviews
Harleen Quinzel is trying to prove herself as a doctor of psychiatry, in a corrupt asylum full of liars, thieves, and thugs (not to mention the patients). The only thing keeping her going is the strange relationship building between her and one of her more fascinating patients. But what does the Joker want with her? (A twisted love story: more romance, less abuse, than comics.)
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,886 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman - Complete
Chains of Command by WhatIfImaMermaid reviews
There is never any sneaking around in the dimly lit corridors of ship's night, or discreet Vulcan kisses in the nooks of engineering. Unless Jim is incredibly tired, or stressed, there are no lingering looks on the bridge, either. The stakes are far too high.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
It's elementary, John, I have a son by Leonhard van Euler reviews
Sherlock is investigating a murder in Privet Drive when he meets Harry Potter... And apparently he's his son. ON HIATUS. STORY BEING RE-WRITTEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,838 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Trouble by loveglowsinthedark reviews
Now Draco's cock is stirring, and he can't breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry's name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency. Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble. [bottom!Draco, shameless smut]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., James P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Artificial Selection Occurrence by Axelrocks reviews
AU 3x01. Sheldon is always working and when he is with Penny and the guys he isn't there. Penny has decided that enough is enough and she's going to get to the bottom of this. No matter what. It may have to become Junior Rodeo time.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,008 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
The Rivalry by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Every revolution had its beginning. The Founders'. Grindlewald's. Lord Voldemort's. The question is, are you ready for THIS? 4th year fic. HardCore!Draco. Sarcastic!Draco. Broken!Harry. Inventor!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,479 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Broken Glass: 1 - Making Amends by PrinzessinEilis reviews
Harry makes it up to Malfoy in a way he really didn't expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cynic and a Six-String by fringeperson reviews
When they were packing for Lawndale, Daria found Jake's old guitar. This changes things, maybe not in big ways, but it changes them all the same. Eventual TxD, many other minor pairings along the way. I don't own Daria. Complete.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 108,073 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Daria M., Trent L.] - Complete
Pygmalion by AnimeAries402 reviews
Everyone knows the origins of the jester who fell in love with her equally mad creator. But what if Harley Quinn was born without the assistance of the Joker? All of Gotham is the stage as two titans collide. And The Clown King declares that The Jester Queen is now his property. Death awaits anyone who tries to interfere, even the Jester Queen herself.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,878 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,432 - Follows: 14,346 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Correspondence by Mr. Jengablock reviews
Letters don't always have a lot to say. Naruto's getting something out of it anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Naruto U., Kabuto Y.] Jiraiya - Complete
Finally Home by GeminiWolf89 reviews
Picks up after The Joker busts Harley Quinn out of Belle Reeve at the end of the movie! Fluff and sexual content inside! Please be gentle, as I've never written these two before!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,043 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Beyond Words by booksblanketsandtea reviews
An exhausted Spock accidentally calls Kirk "Ashayam" while on duty. Kirk is determined to find out what it means.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
The List by smak978 reviews
"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,517 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 4,684 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5671 - Favs: 13,417 - Follows: 12,031 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,499 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 8,201 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Lesson by Mr. Jengablock reviews
Kabuto pokes at Naruto's unrequited crush and gets an unexpected affirmation in return.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Kabuto Y., Naruto U.] Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One of Those Nights by loveglowsinthedark reviews
"I never would have thought you had it in you," Potter's heated murmur against his jaw is dark and full of depraved promises. "I'll give you this much, Malfoy, you sure know how to get a man's attention."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Frozen by HanaSheralHaminail reviews
"Ka'i." I'm right here. Jim hoped the pronunciation was at least adequate. "Tushah nash-veh k'du." I grieve with thee. Right there, right then it seemed to Spock as if the Captain's use of Vuhlkansu had brought a significant change to how he perceived him; as if it held some kind of meaning he couldn't quite place. Set after Star Trek Beyond! T for language, mostly. [Kirk Spock]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/3/2016 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Two If By Sea by WellPlayedPenny reviews
Every ending has its beginning, or, Penny meets a pirate.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Abstinence by Crystallinee reviews
He must have her back, no matter what it takes. - The Joker's perspective of his separation from Harley in Suicide Squad, and after their reunion. Angst and fluff.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] - Complete
Hulk's by Halfway To Reality reviews
After the war harry had a few startling revelations left. A soul mate just happened to be one of them. (currently rewriting. If you have started reading this already and see the new chapters please don't read until given the all clear. I don't want you reading a jumbled mix up instead of a story.)
Crossover - Avengers & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Harry P.]
His Pet by junkpuppet225 reviews
One shot. Joker wakes up after a bad night and wonders if Harley is still his pet. Harley/Joker
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Date Night, Interrupted by Kerichi reviews
The last time Harley Quinn saw Mr. J he was going down in flames, but she should've known date night wasn't cancelled, just interrupted.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Captain Boomerang, Deadshot - Complete
Blur by Crystallinee reviews
Harley wakes up and she can't remember how she ended up in Joker's headquarters. As it turns out, she's not the only one who has been missing her partner in crime. Takes place after the events of Suicide Squad. Harley x Joker.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] - Complete
Let's get a Room by Luckster25 reviews
Joker and Harley need a room and they need it NOW. Sexy JokerXHarley fluff based on Suicide Squad's Joker & Harley that I absolutely HAD to get out of my head for you all to enjoy. Rated M for language, violence and VERY sexual themes. You have been warned. Please Review if you could!
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 2,396 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dark Dynasty by The Silver Bullet reviews
Cora unknowingly fulfilled her bargain to the Dark One, she bore him a child. However, due to a realm jumper who is desperate for a savior and a couple of memory charms, she's unaware that she was ever pregnant. Fate, however, decides to intervene after Harry Potter's first year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 175,698 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Harry P., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 6,218 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Forged by Pain by Hostiel reviews
Hydra sought to turn a child into a weapon, to use his own pain to forge him into an unstoppable force, capable of carrying out whatever their will might be. Unfortunately for them, an uncontrolled weapon will destroy its creator just as easily as it would any other, and Harry Potter is not willing to let himself be controlled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,534 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/3/2015
Be careful what you wish for by QuinnOfConeyIsland reviews
Harley challenges the Joker to a game of strip poker and no one wants to lose, because the winner gets to give the loser a brand new tattoo...
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Sherrinford Holmes of Hogwarts by Dayja reviews
Harry Potter, also known as Sherrinford Holmes, age ten, finds an owl huddled in the cupboard. What can he deduce about the letter its holding? Does it have something to do with sleeping dragons? And why, why, why can't first years have brooms? One-shot sequel to Harry Potter of Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 247 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,409 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All For Show by Cannibal Inc reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Master of the Swoop by Wai-Jing Waraugh reviews
Takes place at the end of 'Lioness Rampant'. Warren Lansark, head steward at Pirate's Swoop, prepares for his new lord's arrival. He and the other servants are nonplussed that their master-to-be is a commoner. Meanwhile, George rides to the Swoop, still coming to terms with who and what he is. The stage is set for a clash of wills between two men who are both used to being masters
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Alanna, George, Thayet, Sir Myles
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 8,684 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Perverted Stalker by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Sasuke just wanted some decent apartment without the worry of loud neighbors. He expected after he transferred to another room, he'd finally get that. What he didn't expect was his sexy blond new neighbor that moved in. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Crepuscular Rays by Cana-Puff reviews
It takes Shikamaru a little while to realise he's fallen in love. In comparison, it takes Naruto barely any time at all. But that's only after Shikamaru finds it in himself to confess in the first place. (A timeline of Shikamaru and his love for Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,690 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/10/2016 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
White Collar: Perfect Performance by Phoenix-cry reviews
Humorous one shot. Neal takes Peter to an exclusive art gallery.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Complete
It's A Study Date by keltieful reviews
It's Valentines Day at the Academy and Spock ends up spending his night in the library. It seems he's not the only one. Smut. Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2016 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,572 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
A Sign of Friendship by Marwana reviews
Friendship is far more than just having someone around to talk to. It also means that they will not let you down, or hide behind you if they cannot deal with something. It was a shame that he just realised that after the one person, besides John, he considers his friend is forced to meet with Mycroft. Merry Christmas!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 189 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Harry P., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Stop The Future by DarkMasterStarr reviews
Powerful Naruto, AU, Time Travel Fic. In order to write the future, one must rewrite their past. Naruto travels back in time to fix the mistakes he has made. Along the way, however, he finds things aren't as easy as he thinks and everything cannot be fixed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 262,835 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,686 - Follows: 7,123 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Of Caresses and Constellations by Ellory reviews
Pure-blood Culture: Lady Hadara Potter doesn't know why her head constantly hurts, or why she's terrified by others. She only knows that Heir Draco Malfoy makes her feel utterly safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 675 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Morning Star by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,119 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 5,260 - Follows: 5,688 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lucifer, Gabriel
InBetween by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Death favored very few. And he cared for even less. However when it came to the little one Death could hardly stay indifferent, after all, if it weren't for him the little, green-eyed wizard wouldn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 376 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Bonds That Soothe by keltieful reviews
After Tarsus, James Kirk finds himself confined in Starfleet medical, slowly going crazy, hacking into top secret 'fleet databases and forming an accidental/on purpose bond with his Vulcan roomie. What's that about time/love soothing all wounds? AU Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/30/2015 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, Amanda G. - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 9,175 - Follows: 9,203 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Painted in the Worst Light by Jeshakeoma reviews
Severus survived Nagini's bite and is now on trial before the Wizengamot. Due to a weird loophole in the law books, he has the right to choose any Ministry employee to defend him, and he chooses Auror-trainee, Harry Potter. This SNARRY story is 90% canon compliant, except for the epilogue. If you loathe Severus Snape, don't bother reading this. You won't like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,149 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 5,395 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Point of No Return by Araceil reviews
(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P.
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
To Walk Onward by R.Firefly reviews
His name is Death. Before that, he was someone else. GEN
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Jack Frost, Pitch
Accidentally In Love by Sapphire Pirate reviews
Yet another "What the hell happened last night?" trope. Bones gets grumpy when he realizes that Jim totally forgot about that thing he was dragging the CMO to while they were on shore leave to sleep with a random somebody. Then, Bones think it's hilarious that Jim accidentally slept with Spock. Slightly au, I think
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2015 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Kink in My Back, Mr Spock by vgersix reviews
Jim's back hurts. Spock gives him a massage and things get hella awkward. Could be AOS or TOS. I don't really specify.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2015 - J. Kirk, Spock
Breathe across the Palms by alienated-alien reviews
AU: Finally, Jim's flashlight illuminated a tall Vulcan male, standing a few metres away. The Vulcan's hair was dishevelled and stuck to his forehead in some places, crusted with dried blood. His clothing was torn and he seemed unsteady as he crouched down in a defensive stance. "Uh…," Jim cleared his throat and tried again, "Hey, big guy. You alright there?"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Casting Stones by Annoying Little Twit reviews
"I don't want to know. Please... I just want to be David." When things seem to finally be going right, someone throws a wrench in to upset the balance again. The blame falls on Bill Weasley. -Sequel to For the Boy.-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,131 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Duo M., Trowa B./No-Name] Harry P.
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 785 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Royal Pard by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Spying on suspicious wizards in Animagus form is nothing new for Harry. How was he supposed to know that spying on the Malfoys would be different? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stygian by senpaitoldmeno reviews
Ogilvie's got more in his luggage than they bargained for, and it's got a fondness for convicted criminals.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 232 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Harry P., Riddick - Complete
Key Holder by sunshinepiveh reviews
Spock helps Jim cope with a turbulent past. First attempt at including kink in some way.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Time of Need by sunshinepiveh reviews
Spock's pon farr comes early due to the destruction of Vulcan. Nyota is unable to cope with the stark brutality she finds as reaility hits home. The captain will have to take necessary actions.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/21/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mother May I by The Escaped reviews
It started slowly, so slowly that he didn't notice its beginning. A response to the prompt "The first time Tobe calls Kel "mother" and her reaction". Image credit to Minuiko.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2014
Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 7,868 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Shreveport Mystery by enchanted nightingale reviews
HP/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,413 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Eric
All Dolled Up by Wish Porter reviews
When Sasuke stood her up, Ino found herself all dressed up with nowhere to go. Then Naruto finds her. "Look at you, all dolled up." Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Convivial by TheHatterTheory reviews
On Halloween, Kagome decides to dress as her utter opposite. Of course, she never expected to run into him. -a series of holiday snapshots-
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 152,418 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Someone Like You by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Lacking purpose after the war Harry is bullied into working on Hermione's next big project. To learn about and document the different types of Magical creatures, when the Volturi tell him about a coven of Vampires who feed only from animals he has no choice but to head to Forks to discover what makes them so different from the rest of their kind. Harry/Seth Slash EWE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Harry P., Seth - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4801 - Favs: 9,149 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Pleasant Suprises by anmeria reviews
It didn't take a genius like Chekov to know that not all was right on the great ship Enterprise. For some reason, Spock and Jim had seemingly lost their collective marbles. Or: The One Where Spock and Jim Are Going Through Pon Farr, But They Just Don't Know It (Trope Remix)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Somewhat Happy Endings by midori Haru reviews
When Kagome made her strange request, Sesshoumaru had thought she was mad. But then he looked a little closer and realized, her mad request was the only thing likely to keep her sane in a situation vastly worse than the one she'd suffered during the hunt for Naraku's death. Neglect, it seems, can kill a person slowly.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,825 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
I Am Not Upset by Vaenarys reviews
Kirk tries to get his mind off a certain green-blooded, pointy eared First Officer without much success. As Spock walks in on him and one of his 'distractions' Jim is certain that something is wrong with the target of his desires and confronts him about it. Rated M for a (very sexual) reason. Reviews highly appreciated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Daydreams by PhoenixPhoether reviews
When Harry returns to Hogwarts for the summer to help rebuild the castle, he discovers that the Room of Requirement is hiding something. Will it draw out Harry's own secrets? A tender, romantic coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,120 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 4,914 - Follows: 5,031 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Meeting Harry by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
The people at the Jeffersonian are in for a shock when they meet the completely unexpected other half of Fisher. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 432 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Harry P., C. Fisher] - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 7,883 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Only Fools by museaway reviews
In which Spock attends the Vulcan Science Academy, Jim passes the Kobayashi Maru, and Pike lives. A love story. (Kirk/Spock, first time, mostly-canon-AU, happy ending!)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/9/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Please don't touch the Vulcans by museaway reviews
The "yes" is out of Jim's mouth before he can think about it. (Written for the K/S Advent Calendar. Kirk/Spock, first time, mild holiday theme, New Vulcan, jealousy, domestic fic, convenient bed sharing, lots & lots of UST)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/6/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, Spock Prime, Sarek - Complete
Entering Orbit by museaway reviews
Jim escapes to Iowa to avoid the media frenzy following the Narada incident, but a late-night miscommunication results in Spock turning up on his front porch. (Kirk/Spock, first time)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,215 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/5/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,171 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hour of Grace by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco run into each other in Diagon Alley at Christmas, the year after they leave Hogwarts. They make a truce for one hour. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Excuse Me While I Kiss This Ed by Mr. Apocalypse reviews
During a party, a bet is placed. Edd finds himself in a terribly embarrassing situation that's going to take some time to get use to. What an interesting month it will make for him. EddxKevin. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,968 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edd, Kevin
For Science (or The Time Jim Kirk Wore Panties and Liked it) by deathbysharpie reviews
James Tiberius Kirk likes to wear lacy, frilly panties.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Vicisviator Agreement by iColor With Crayons reviews
Sheldon Cooper has found a way to change his life, as well as those surrounding him. Will he take a chance he has thought about for years? Will a slightly altercation render life as he knows it meaningless? **Shenny**
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,630 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Sheldon C., Rajesh K., Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12022 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Detoxification by The Third Marauder reviews
Because Neal Caffrey has always been your best forgery. Your seminal work.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Neal C. - Complete
Merlin Works in Mysterious Ways by lordhellebore reviews
When Harry is forced to form a Blood Bond with Draco Malfoy under threat of death, he thinks he'll have to contend with a cold home for the next 100 years. But when a group of left-over Death Eaters decides to stir trouble, their lives change completely – and it takes them both some years to figure out whether it's for better or for worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 86,167 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Here Come the Ninja! by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Konoha Shinobi are eccentric. Its civilians even more so. "This wasn't the first time that Kakashi had escaped from hospital before he was supposed to. And it definitely wasn't the first time he had found him lying amongst stacks of porn whilst bleeding profusely. " Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Naruto U., Chōji A., Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Little While Lies by Reigen Doki reviews
Or 'The Benefits of a Vulcan Lover'. When Jim gets himself in trouble, Spock lies to protect him. Now they both have to deal with the consequences and figure out how to fix it. A fair amount of cursing goes on in this, sorry.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,393 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 4,451 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Two's Company by PirateTurtle4 reviews
It all started when Spock offered to keep him company during shore leave...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,349 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Security Expert by The Third Marauder reviews
The visiting agent to the NY FBI Major Thefts Unit is not what they had expected. Or, in which Peter decides to never be forced into vacation, again, and Neal and Mozzie carry out a series of home break-ins.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Illogical by kyaticlikestea reviews
Much to Spock's chagrin, Jim and Bones decide to play a drinking game. Spock cottons on.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 3,916 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Dance of the Kitsune by GravekeeperBat reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4215 - Favs: 7,377 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Occurrences by WellPlayedPenny reviews
Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 296,845 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 5,431 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 9,175 - Follows: 2,597 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hatred burns (stronger than determination) by Arianna Scribbler reviews
"They call you mudblood like it's some kind of insult." (2nd person POV)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Protectors Right by Kitara Kujin reviews
The end of the war had finally come, but Harry Potter, the boy-who-just-freaking-couldn't-die, ended up with a surprise from a most unlikely friend. Choosing another path in his life, Harry will have to decide between duty and love.1x2 3x4 5xHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,845 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Wufei C.
Caffrey's El Number 1 by kalirush reviews
Neal forges a painting. Peter watches.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Alexithymea reviews
Love when writer's block takes over my WIPs and I write smut... When Jim is drunk he's susceptible to all sorts of things. Such as crazy dreams. But is this vivid situation really a dream?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 6,386 - Follows: 1,758 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Make Things Better (The Second Time Around) by mortenavida reviews
The last time Dudley saw his cousin, he was seventeen and didn't understand what Harry was getting into. Now, almost twenty years later, he understands less, but will do anything for the frail shell of what was once the strongest person he knew. (Written for Dudley redeemed 2012 - please heed warnings.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Liar's Mask by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,511 - Follows: 5,290 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4816 - Favs: 16,620 - Follows: 15,141 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Sustain III: Obbligato by MaybeAmanda reviews
The Third Part.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,226 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Red Door by hathanhate reviews
He found him in a coffee shop, behind an innocent red door...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
The Asking Price by garamonder reviews
There is no place in the Games for selflessness. The 74th Hunger Games as seen through the eyes of Peeta Mellark. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,218 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Peeta M., Other tributes - Complete
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 5,045 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,380 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
For the Boy by Annoying Little Twit reviews
"When you find people who love you like you deserve, forget about us. Forget her, forget your cousin, and forget me. Be happy." He is left with only a note, to find a person he can trust. -Het and Yaoi- Abusive!Dursleys -Slow Paced-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,454 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - [Duo M., Trowa B./No-Name] Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Becoming by SensiblyTainted reviews
How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,905 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Secret by Dreamfall reviews
There's something nobody knows about tracker jackers. Well. More precisely, about their nest. Crack.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
A tale of two vikings by DarknessXIV reviews
Harry was born in the same village as Eric,with a ten year difference between them which grew shorter after Eric was turned before Harry. This is a ONE-SHOT for Leobutler as a prize! Rated M for slash and profanities there's only one though so..yeah
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 166 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Eric N. - Complete
Saints and Angels by Felicity Dream reviews
Poseidon couldn't let Percy go unprotected any longer. A favor from the God of Death, now Thanatos sends out his only demigod son to play bodyguard for the Son of Poseidon. Only Harry Potter hasn't quite recovered from Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
Sustain II Refrain by MaybeAmanda reviews
He could fix this.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,933 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by Kimberleeskye reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 5,109 - Follows: 5,641 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,784 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 9,584 - Follows: 5,049 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 13,632 - Follows: 3,553 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
In Your Eyes by alienated-alien reviews
AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,833 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
The Dog Called Hadrian by sakurademonalchemist reviews
There's a new Dog on the streets, and he is not all that he seems. Meet Hadrian Potter, the missing Lord in Corus. He has a secret though. Hadrian has another half in a realm known as England. Can the two halves coexist? possible Beka/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 313 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Rebakah C./Beka
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 4,093 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,643 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
The Truth of Blood by Rokkis reviews
Harry with his never ending Hero-Complex, can't help but rescue a 2000 year old vampire about to commit suicide in the morning sun in downtown Dallas, Texas. The consequences however are far more reaching then he could ever imagine. SLASH Godric/Harry :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Godric
Creep by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Spoilers for Season 5 of SPN. When Lucifer went to Carthage to raise Death, he did not expect to meet Death's new master. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,654 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Death - Complete
Let's Party 'til the World Ends by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 415 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
Veela Choice by Sweetiedogood reviews
Harry Potter caught Blaise Zabini's eye, too bad Harry hasn't realized it. BZ/HP. Slash. Written for the 2011 Do me veela fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 228 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi: Mori no Kuni by KingofLoosePages reviews
Sequel to OW,AS. Back in his child body, Shurachi isn't Shurachi and the Hidden countries are a far away dream. What will he do to survive? What will he do to get back? And can a fledgling shinobi clan weather the wrath of Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,388 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P.
Fluffy by Intestines reviews
"That thing has a name?" "Course he's got a name, he's mine. I got him off an Irish fella I met down the pub." Inspired by The Philosopher's Stone movie. Hagrid and Bernard have a slightly tipsy night out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rubeus H., Bernard B. - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Freak like Me by GeminiCancer reviews
Harry is sold to a man who experiments on Mutants when he's seven. this is a Hp/xmen crossover. slash brainwashing, rating just in case
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,446 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,018 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Azure Light by Toki Mirage reviews
The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11728 - Favs: 9,693 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Lucius M.] - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Colourless Vanity by Somnium Lacertae reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Cousin Mark by notsing reviews
kidfic. A visit from a cousin does not turn out well for the brothers. I don't own Numb3rs.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Don E. - Complete
To Infinity by skydreamer22 reviews
At the end of the final battle Harry Potter was no longer a wizard nor was he human. Burdened with immortality he travels to a new world in hope of survival and pure curiosity. Harry/Tsu'tey
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,026 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
MIT: Magic Incorporating Technology by KamalaC reviews
After the final battle, Harry's magical core was almost exhausted. He decided to leave the magical world behind and instead go to college in America. He chose MIT, where he meets a Redneck with an affinity for technology. HAsh *Completed with epilogue*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Ash - Complete
New Divide by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,787 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Solo Por Ti by Touch of the Wind reviews
Harry and Draco get a new chance at life- in Middle Earth. Elfling!Harry and Draco. SLASH DMHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,493 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Draco M., Elrond - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 492 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
The Love Lockdown by gothraven89 reviews
It's been a week since the events of Elaysia Prime. Jim and Spock have yet to face each other about what happened. Then Spock decides to take action. Sequel to In Truth There is Love. Warning: K/S slash. Don't Like, Don't Read! REVIEWS ARE LUV!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto: Kazama Ascendant by Justareader80 reviews
AU A letter discloses truths that had been hidden and Naruto is actually given the tools necessary to achieve his goals. Armed with a new sense of purpose, Naruto sets out to forge his path and revive his once great clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 182,660 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 8,503 - Follows: 3,191 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Coming Home by Pandora de Romanus reviews
WARNING: Spoilers to HP series and Supernatural up to Season 05 ep 10 “Abandon All Hope”. Sequel to In Mac’s Bar Everything Goes. The Ministry found some of Ginny’s loose ends. But it is Harry who will have to tie them up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,564 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,603 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Den of Iniquity by LassieLowrider reviews
Harry knows all within Hogwarts walls, for Harry is the King in this Den of Iniquity, even though not all may be aware. Gryffindor is a pack, and Harry is the leader of the Pride. HP/BZ, slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Cardiomyopathy by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 322 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Classified by Adri1577 reviews
High security clearance doesn't come over a night, a week or even a month. It takes years to get it. And how much does Don really know about his brother? What was Charlie's life like in pre-series? Oneshot
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Charlie E. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5549 - Favs: 14,114 - Follows: 15,560 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 5,117 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Truth There is Love by gothraven89 reviews
The mission has started, but Spock seems to despise Jim. On an away mission gone wrong, Jim finally confronts Spock, which leads to something unexpected. WARNING Kirk/Spock. Don't like, don't read. NO FLAMES AND REVIEWS ARE ALWAYS LOVED!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/28/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eddward's Blight by General Button reviews
Double D wants pain, or atonement for what happened to Ed. Can he possibly get this from Kevin, the most pain fulfilling guy he knows? Will Kevin grant this request? Time will tell Double DxKevin Devin, whatevah you call it.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 636 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Said the Sunflower to the Seed by swabloo reviews
Greg has never believed in coincidence. For the reset of the day the name 'Mason' lingers in his thoughts, and he realizes it's the first time he's heard that name outside of his real dad's death reports. House/Dead Like Me crossover. What if...?
Crossover - Dead Like Me & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Mason, G. House - Complete
Pausing to Smell the Roses by MarbleGlove reviews
A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Of Technology and Botany by Rasberry Jo reviews
Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The New Leaf by Sora Hoshi reviews
Harry was left in Los Angeles by the Dursley's in the summer of his Fifth Year. The virus strikes and now he's just trying to survive. Doing away with the Gryffindor courage for the most part, he focuses on surviving and taking care of himself first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Jester's Game by The Sly Raccoon reviews
What if Harry was too far away for wizarding Britan to find? When traveling to America Harry gets some obscure advice from a chance encounter with a woman on the plane, drastically changing Harry's life and how he lives it.Gambit/Harry Slash,crossdressing
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Gambit
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 5,297 - Follows: 1,804 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
The Project Planner by teshara reviews
When Dr. Sheldon Cooper is asked to help on a secret project he's in for more than a few surprises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hermione G., Sheldon C. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,489 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sex Chromosome by mortalhelix reviews
Sequel to "It's a Spy's World." Two years since, and neither can get each other off their minds. So when a funky circumstance sends one into the arms of the other, they both pick up where they left off.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Heero Y. - Complete
All Business Up Front, Party In The Back by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Sam and Dean are somewhat shocked to meet Ash's lover... SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 291 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Harry P., Ash] - Complete
Harry vs Voldie by BookwormKali reviews
Where did Harry go? What is Voldemort up too? Who did Voldemort fall on top of? Find out! Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4004 - Favs: 10,587 - Follows: 9,819 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9394 - Favs: 24,073 - Follows: 9,576 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
King of Dae by SinSlash reviews
Harry has always had a connection with Darkness, but he never thought he’d become its King. Now his underlings are being hunted in America and Harry goes there personally to investigate. Slash. Sam/Harry/Dean.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,946 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 3,381 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P.
Anomaly by Hiasobi reviews
Military!Charlie. Half a lifetime ago Charlie left for a training camp that changed his life. Now Charlie has secrets and they're coming back to haunt Don.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,844 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Charlie E., Don E.
It's a Spy's World by mortalhelix reviews
They will both do anything to accomplish their mission and seduction is a spy's best weapon. Pity Heero didn't get the memo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Heero Y. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15535 - Favs: 9,654 - Follows: 7,345 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Prove by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Sai want to prove who's a better screw to Naruto. At the same time. SasuNaruSai, PWP, lemon, hatesex and UST.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yogurt by Mirky reviews
Harry.Edward - Slash - Edward confesses his secret… only Harry's concern is yogurt. It can be eaten without a spoon, something Edward learns.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Somnambulist by Fifi McFu reviews
It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snakes and Sand by Random Dispatcher reviews
Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., OC
Bushido: Way of the Warrior by Zhenzao reviews
They were never supposed to meet; Naruto, the lonely Jinchuriki of Konoha & Kisame of the Akatsuki & yet, a chance encounter between the two sets a phrophecy in motion. Only time will tell whether Naruto will be a saviour or a destroyer. -AU- Pls. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 7,112 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Separate Entities by CannotComeTothePhone reviews
Fred and George have always been FredAndGeorge. Until Harry taught them different. FW/GW FW/HP GW/HP FW/HP/GW. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 4,039 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A tale of a Masochist Complete Version by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry learns something about himself that is both frightening and liberating, what wll he do? Mature*** Entire complete story. Read my A/N
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,399 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Not the kind of guy by JolinarJackson reviews
Charlie was staring searchingly at him while Ian put an arm around his hip and brushed the dark curls out of his forehead with his free hand. “Say yes,” Ian whispered.
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Charlie E., Ian E. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,880 - Follows: 5,005 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
kibitionist by Dharc Ness reviews
A certain brown haired boy likes to show off, and a certain blonde haired boy likes to watch...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,689 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Five seconds too late by Sothis Star1 reviews
This is a different kind of Jake/Neytiri romance, the story that would've unfolded had she been delayed for just five seconds while trying to reach him following the fight with Quaritch. Revised 3/9/11.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
The Thieving Moon by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Strictly AU. The world is a boring place, there is only so much one can do before such boredom eats at you. Light has found a way around his boredom, he steals. Not to keep, merely for the challenge.What will he do when L takes an interest in him? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,120 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Letting It In by Gryvon reviews
Harry invites Draco to stay with Harry and Snape, but Draco has reservations about intruding on the couple's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Calls To Like by Abby Ebon reviews
Fic for a prompt on smallfandomfest on LJ: Riddick/Vaako, Furyan mating call. Shirah wakens Riddick to the reality of being the last Furyan. He’ll survive it, but will Vaako?
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Invisible Enthrall by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH EC/HP: At thirteen, Harry is turned and adopted by the Volturi. Unhappy, Harry believes he’s fated to be with the Volturi forever until his mate stumbles into his domain. Harry begins to regret his decision of following Edward back to the States an
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,656 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Edward
Virgin Revelry by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Runes of your Soul by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH EC/HP: Bella and Edward barely escaped the Volturi after New Moon. Carlisle makes a risky move of contacting his old friend, Albus Dumbledore, for help. Instead of the old man arriving at Forks himself, the Cullen clan is surprised when a seventeen
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,109 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Guardian by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Fred and George always shared everything . . . until it came to Harry. Fred's decided that he's keeping Harry as his. Will George support his brother, or resent Harry for coming between them? For Kamerreon's Extra Plunnies Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Adopt A Slytherin Day by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
Draco should have stayed in bed. He really really should have. Warning: Mild Slash/Yaoi. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Kiba I. - Complete
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Needs Two Kneecaps? by KamalaC reviews
Charlie is the victim of a prank, and isn't happy. "Suck it up, Larry. It won’t hurt that much, and you don’t really need two kneecaps.”
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Charlie E. - Complete
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,791 - Follows: 6,599 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
here there dwells a shell of a form by Mira-Jade reviews
His human body was so small, so fragile. Under her hands his skin was like paper, his bones like glass . . .
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
The Parallax Method by KamalaC reviews
Larry reveals to Alan and Don exactly why he and Charlie speak of the Parallax Method so often. WARNING: Contains references to sexual assault of a minor and attempted suicide. Also references to slash, though nothing explicit. Not Larry/Charlie pairing
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Charlie E., Larry F. - Complete
Ardent Argent by Ariaeris reviews
Locked in a silver-gilded cage, the emerald-eyed seer manipulates the course of the future, unaware of just how far a stubborn, love-driven werewolf will go to save the one he adores. For Kamerreon's Rare Slash Pairing Alphabet Challenge. Fenrir/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
The Cheshire Jester by Tsushimi reviews
Short story. Fawkes was sad that Harry had to go, but he need not have worried, because his death led him back to his true home- Wonderland.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Queen of Hearts - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,923 - Follows: 8,808 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dear Sasuke by CityKyu reviews
I'm miles from where you are, I lay down on the cold ground. I pray that something picks me up and sets me down in your warm arms. Naruto, write to me. Tell me everything. I love you. I miss you. SasuNaru Character death Yaoi Angst
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Connections by GeminiCancer reviews
HP/Dexter xover. AU to both universes. Harry has always been an artist and when he moves to miami he gets to practice his art. He meets a hunter who can understand. i wanted to write a horror/romance complete may be another like it sometime
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cool Heat by Starlight257 reviews
Harry is having trouble sleeping. Charlie offers him his room. Harry/Charlie. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Dinner at the Burrow by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Harry had reached his limit. He'd put up with Percy's attitude for quite long enough already. It was time to do the Gryffindor thing and confront him. Harry/Percy. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/8/2009 - [Harry P., Percy W.] - Complete
Finders, Keepers by Selune reviews
The war is over, and Harry has made a startling discovery: he has an older brother, who is most likely a Muggle, who was adopted away before he was ever born. Crossover with Gundam Wing. Pairing: Heero/Harry Post DH, and Endless Waltz
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,374 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Harry P., Duo M.
A Different Type of War by MaskedNightmare reviews
Harry was cast adrift in a ruthless sea, and who was there to rescue him? The one and only Davey Jones! Harry has made a family amongst the cursed crew of the Flying Dutchman, but soon a war will be waged for his heart, who will be the victor?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,221 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., James N. - Complete
Dark Love by MaskedNightmare reviews
Our young Savior was sent to another time and place for safe keeping, there among the people of El Dorado he's treated as a God, only one man treats him differently, the Dark Priest Tzekel-Kan, and he slowly begins to mold the boy into his perfect God.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,139 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Tzekel-Kan - Complete
The Creepy Connection by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
The needs of the many by Rokkis reviews
The needs of the many out-weigh the needs of the few. But Harry doesn't really agree with that statement anymore. Not when his needs are the one that are always sacrificed. Has he had enough? Harry/OC Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,596 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., OC
Lord Harry J Potter Meet Col Sherman T Potter by GenkaiFan reviews
While researching his family tapestry, Harry finds himself a new relative on his father’s side and somehow he finds himself in Korea during the Korean War -er- Conflict in 1952. AU and Crossover with M*A*S*H.
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 141 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., S. Potter - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4600 - Favs: 9,239 - Follows: 4,612 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Destiny's Peccadillo by Chloe Choy reviews
AU, Non-magic. HPDM. Behind the veils of luxury and Hogwarts' perfection, sprouts a tale of lies and secrets, of scandals and sex. And when you dip into its callous depths, things might just get a little dirty. Featuring dominant/powerful Harry. yum!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,271 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Guide to Worst Case Scenarios by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
In which Harry stumbles upon a book that could very well be the answer to all his prayers, and for the first time in his life he begins to wonder if it really was for the best that he had chosen Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
In Case Of Zombies by Mage-Alia reviews
What do you do when the world is being consumed by a mutated killer virus. What happens when your relatives, in one last reluctant act take you with them to another country, and what happens when they leave you for dead against the Undead hordes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P.
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Devotion to Misbehave by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,607 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Dangers of Passing Notes by michelerene reviews
The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 963 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Pied Piper: A Labyrinth Fairy Tale by Ellen Weaver reviews
They will say I only take the children who were wished away. As if it were the wishing that brought me, as if I served them. In truth, I only take what is lost. And once, a village lost all of its children, save only one, who was lame...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jareth - Complete
Blood Moon by Beyl reviews
Twilightxover SLASH In the face of Death, Harrys curses Fate and she gets angry. She sends him back in time to make him suffer but instead, he choses to experience life without Hogwarts. Years later, Harry and the Dursleys move to Forks. Harry/Edward
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Harry P., Edward
One Thousand Paper Cranes by Priestess Skye reviews
Love grows as we grow. A girl gives the boy she loves one thousand paper cranes and faces rejection. What isn’t always obvious back then can change. This is their story
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Darcy and Dexter by Kerributterfly17 reviews
Dexter isn't alone, and he's still needed
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,274 - Follows: 1,987 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
The Kiss of Sharingan by d'ihshtri reviews
Madara attacks Konoha, and Kakashi uses Mangekyo Sharingan to protect the village, Naruto uses it too... wait... WHAT? Naruto has secrets? The story is dedicated to Ita/Naru fans!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,793 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coffee For Your Thoughts? by xrosepetalsx reviews
Sasuke Uchiha can’t help returning to the same Starbucks after school every day because of a certain little blonde fellow he happened to notice sitting there. Sasunaru AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
My Happy Ending by Balverine reviews
Before traveling back to Konoha after his extended absence, Naruto makes a pit stop in Suna to explain a few things to a certain, red headed, newly appointed Kazekage. M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Harry Sickness by dirty-darella reviews
He calls it Harry Sickness, because the thought of Harry doing this with another makes him ill. Warning: M/M Adult Content. Written in present tense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rejoicing In Their Strength by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,375 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nail Polish by Edward the spiderqueen reviews
Naruto is captured by Itachi and is learning surprising things about the missing-nin. drabble, humor, light shounen-ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Last Judgment by tofu-melon reviews
/DNHPxover/ Harry Potter, defeated by Voldemort, is lost and found in Winchester. Picked up by a strange muggle with an equally strange orphanage, he is reborn to the world as a simple muggle detective: L.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,109 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., L
Living for the Night by Kaoru2.50 reviews
While patrolling the halls after hours, Prefect Draco Malfoy gets a surprise that has him praying for the sun to set. HPDM slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muddy Days by dirty-darella reviews
Of course Potter had to be at the one Professional Quidditch match Draco attended. The very same Match where he learns that mud is good for laughing, more laughing, and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by dirty-darella reviews
It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweltering by tsusami reviews
A few mishaps and some awkward observations lead Gaara and Naruto to question their sexuality and the nature of their friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
UchihAhh by Pagan Blood reviews
Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blank Canvas by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke is happily living with Naruto, his lover and dearest person. Naruto is not-happily living with his lover and dearest person. In fact, at this moment, he'd rather be not-living, not-happily with his lover and dearest person. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,196 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stutter and Stumble by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Oct.31,1981 Harry Potter's parents died one tragic night at the hand of Lord Voldemort. No one questioned it. 23 years later, Harry's beginning to find that jumping to conclusions wasn't the best idea- he gets the feeling John Winchester would agree DWHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,878 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 424 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Just Another Perfect Soldier by sparkley-tangerine reviews
HPxGundamWing xover.SLASH!HPX1!The summer after Harry's 6th Year, Voldemort kidnaps him, letting insane Doctor J turn him into the perfect weapon. Escaping, Harry needs protection and a comrade who knows how it feels to be considered a 'perfect soldier'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,500 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P., Heero Y.
Public Displays of Affection by Lilianae reviews
It started as harmless flirting right before a meeting, but when you only get to see your lover a few times a year, it's easy to get carried away with making up for lost time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Child by Pleasedial123 reviews
Help or hurt? Love or hate? Teach or cripple? Should she leave him to fate or push him ahead?... She stood and tried to make a decision, a plan. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Petunia Centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Thursdays by crooked-soul reviews
Thursdays are simply the best day of the week for Harry, only this Thursday Neville manages to make him blind and a guy who refuses to say who he is, is helping him out. A new quest! Oh joy! even if weeks of searching do drive poor Harry mad. HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Down in the Dungeon to Play by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry decides to snoop and spy on the Slytherins. He finds out something unexpected, and takes appropriate actions. Originally submitted to the HP Smoochfest. See inside for warnings. HP/DM: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masked by Nightblade888 reviews
Naruto has a mask that he wears, not because his true self is weak or frightened, but because he has to fit in, if he can't...than his deepest secret will have to come to the light... Naruto in the theme of Dexter, rated for blood and themes
Crossover - Naruto & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Inner Obstacle by Edlama reviews
Naruto had always thought that there were no secrets between Gaara and himself, but seeing the Kazekage kissing a man brings certains truths to the light...as well as hidden feelings. GaaraXOC, NaruGaa Main , Angst, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,759 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Personal Statement by Chloe Choy reviews
“Tell me all the dirty details you know about Harry Potter,” he said. And all it really takes now is some Colin Creevey bashing and a Draco in denial. Oh, and mature sexual content. Crack!Fic. DMHP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After the Storm by Youngauthor27 reviews
What happens when Draco, a young man fresh to the States from England meets Harry, a true southern gentlman, after what could turn out to be the storm of a lifetime? ***AU/Non-Magic/PWP/Slash/Coarse Language/Graphic Sexual Content/***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Undone by His Spectacles reviews
All Draco wanted was proof of Harry's affection. Somehow things escalated out of his expectation. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Green Eyes and a Smile by nlblake reviews
There was a reason why Konoha's clans tried to keep their children from reaching Genin status before their twelfth birthday, a Genin is an adult in the eyes of the law. Now Uchiha Fugaku is left to regret sending his heir off to the Academy ahead of time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Itachi U.
A Demons Little Angel by A Nightingales Dream reviews
HP/Constantine. Do to an accident at the age of five, Harry Potter is... Changed. He can see things no one else can, and under the guidence of certain 'Undesirables' he's being set up to knock the Wizarding World on it's head. Maybe Slash. T for now. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Harry P.
Being the Kraken by KrisEleven reviews
For centuries he has waited in the deepest ocean depths- ship killer, man-eater, old as time. When a fish of the likes he has never seen before starts talking about fleets with a need to be destroyed, well... He has been bored for a very long time.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 1,063 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
People Watching by KrisEleven reviews
While Sandry is busy inside a tailor's shop, Daja and Briar wait outside. Only they could thoroughly annoy Sandry, her guards, and a passing merchant while just people watching.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Returning to Hogwarts for his 7th year, Draco is horrified to realise he is in love with Harry Potter. Harry is consumed with guilt following the defeat of Voldemort and feels abandoned by his friends. Can Draco save him from himself? DH but not epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 246,473 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8331 - Favs: 10,450 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Gentleman's Gentleman by Elpin reviews
The Malfoys have lost their fortune and disappeared. Draco returns as a wizarding valet. Harry has inherited a fortune and is in need of a servant. A match made in heaven?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,331 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Returning the Favor A Twisted Fairytale by michelerene reviews
As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Snarl in the Depths by Sulia Serafine reviews
It was never meant to happen. One act of selflessness and look what awaited her now. Marriage to Joren of Stone Mountain. A flood started it. But they didn't need water to drown. K/J. Rating has gone up to Mature.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,884 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Turner Family by GrimmHearts reviews
Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Harry reads some family books and finds out that his mother was the descendant of William Turner, Captain of the Flying Dutchman. Will be slash, eventually. HP/JS...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
My Fox Likes Your Fox by KingofLoosePages reviews
A reward for Sabishii Kage Tenshi, who is an awesome reviewer. Harry meets Kurama. YYHxHP crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,363 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Melted by a Child by Drackner Clawrus reviews
Entering the room Harry ignored the two Gargoyles and went to the fridge grabbed a coke, put his feet up on the couch and turned on the T.V, after a minute he looked at Demona & Angela who were both still frozen jaws gaping at him. "What?" TempDiscon
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 267 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Demona, Harry P.
Soul Seeker by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HPDM Draco is a submissive Veela who can’t sense his Mate, because his Mate’s a Horcrux. Voldemort is finally dead, so why does Harry’s scar still hurt? Post DH no Epilogue. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 5,632 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Finding himself trapped into marriage with Ginny, Harry is overwhelmed by her extravagant plans for their 'big day'. Hiring Serpentine Events to co-ordinate seemed like a good idea at the time, but neither bride nor groom could have imagined what the outc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,281 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings by BajaB reviews
Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Still Can't Stop Hoping by Samantha Aswad reviews
AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 4,018 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shatter by Roozette reviews
Draco is a walking shell. Harry can't stand it. He decides to break him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Centaur Childer by InferiorBeing reviews
HarryDraco Hagrid refuses to leave Harry with ‘those’ muggles, but there is an accident when bringing Harry to Hogwarts which results in Harry being raised by Centaurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
After Shock by Bouncemess reviews
Sequel to Four and a Half Brothers. Jack comes home from the hospital with Christmas just around the corner, unfortunately, Adam Macks is moving in to take over Victor Sweet’s territory, and he wants his son back now more than ever.
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 228,090 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Choices by Caranina reviews
While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 1,759 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Birthdays and Bank Holiday Mondays by michelerene reviews
Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marital Life With a Vampire by Edlama reviews
CH2:a blowjob well done! A parody of every Vampire book/film/fanfic I've ever read/seen, mixed into the joys of married life!How does Naruto cope being married with a Vampire? Addressing now the issue of Vampire and blowjobs! what issues? read to find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Hero Come Undone by fragonknight01 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world shows Harry just what he really means to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cat Life by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Puppet Master Naruto by WingardiumRasengan reviews
Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,499 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 111 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four and a Half Brothers by Bouncemess reviews
Same little brother fic as Four 1/2 Brothers, but I messed up in posting the chapters and decided to re-do it. Craig is the younges Mercer brother and because of there is such a gap in their ages he doesn't feel he fits in with his older brothers
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 213,639 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
The Bees and the Bees by Stavi reviews
Naruto is going to be taught the Birds and the Bees at school and his parents are concerned about what he’ll think of them. That should be the least of their concerns. KakaIru SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 664 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twin Switch by DeppleICk reviews
A little thing that might get some chuckles. Features Gred and Forge as firsties. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Emperor and His Clothes by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unprofessional Conduct by Lokifan reviews
The Head Auror, Kingsley, hears strange noises coming from the stationery cupboard. Five drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oranges by Prism0467 reviews
Naruto opened the door to his small apartment, only to be hit with a very familiar scent. One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fear Not for the Future, Weep Not for the Past by faithwood reviews
Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Topping Draco by faithwood reviews
Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mirrors of Yesterday by ZaKai reviews
COMPLETE. 34 year old Edward Elric finds himself standing in a city he thought he’d never see again; in a time that had already come and gone in the distant memories of his past. Eventual RoyEd, Mentions of past EdOC, past platonic HeiEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
To the Snow Dogs by Shi no Tenshi 902 reviews
The only clock in the small office chimed three times before falling silent. Suddenly the door to his office was flung open and a cry went out through the room Sasuke felt something attach to his body. “Daddy!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,918 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Konoha Piercings' by Ureko reviews
Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As The Catboy Purrs by Byaghro reviews
Draco has a little secret. Harry discovers it. The question is, what will he do with his newfound knowledge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Terms of Surrender by embyr81788 reviews
AU. As a gesture of good-will, the Champion of Gryffindor is sent to negotiate the terms of surrender with Voldemort’s heir-apparent. A peace treaty won’t be the only thing on the table. HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pivot: Part II of The Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
NaruSasu. “Living with a brilliant Architect has never been easy, but the last months have been the worst by far. It’s time to remind a certain workaholic perfectionist what’s really important, even at the risk of Naruto's career." YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sing Me to Heaven by hyperRme reviews
In an old myth it states that if a Death Note owner can get a betrayed loved one to sing them a requiem and forgive them then they will be able to go to Heaven. Light needs L to help him leave Mu. LXLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stars Not of Silver, But Tin by Tsurai Shi reviews
AU Chapter 34 of DH. Instead of calling up his family, Harry uses the Resurrection Stone to thank the man to whom he owes so much: Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Kurenai sensei by swabloo reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
The twinification of Harry Potter by the wind in my sleeves reviews
The twins look at Harry Potter and like what they see. Fifth Year. AU. My attempt at humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Soul Gems by shedoc reviews
Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 446 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Tierfal reviews
Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Day by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*SuiNaru one-shot* When Naruto is given a chance to bring Sasuke back, he does so, at the same time breaking his own dream. What is left for him to do then? Maybe he just needs a new path...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rain and Wind by Caranina reviews
When Naruto decided to be generous and give the strange redhead a ride home. He didn't think they would have ended up like this. Warning- This is yaoi and contains mature content Naru/Gaara. All flamers shall be burnt with their own flames!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Qwiky Lube by Zrina reviews
With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 4,635 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Too Old by edPod reviews
Mustang's always thought that he was the one women loved most. Well that's not the case anymore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 814 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Number Four by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
I took him in because he needs someone to look after him, Bobby. And I honestly believed that you three would do that, just like you look after one another. That, I think, is what has disappointed me most.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Understanding by Confusedknight reviews
...A friend is someone who hears the song in your heart and sings it to you when your memory fails...A oneshot exploring the friendship between Neal and Kel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A True Lover's Ed by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
When a dear friend is breifly indisposed, you tend to appreciate them more. For Ed, however, what begins as a reference to a made for tv movie becomes a feeling of deep, undeniable love for his dear ol' Sockhead. Eventual yaoi.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,403 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Ed, Edd - Complete
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 312 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flu by edPod reviews
Mustang caught the flu. Ed worries for him but receives a rude reply.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pushed too Far by edPod reviews
They've always messed with each other. It was fun, wasn't it? Ed doen't react in his usual way when Roy insults him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Rent by NoNoWriter reviews
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,648 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Smiling Games by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 472 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hidden Talent by Mooncat99 reviews
It shouldn't surprise Don anymore and still he's floored to find out about yet another talent his little brother has and masters. Don's POV.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Photography Session by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto discovers more than he'd bargained for whilst searching for his stolen kunai. SasuNaru slash oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 389 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Let's Dance reviews
Hermione's gets ready for her son's first back to school day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Your Hair, Ron reviews
What if Ron was forced to take back a little of his own after being so horrible to Harry in so many other fics? This is a drabble about Ron's hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
What Really Went Down reviews
What really happens when Kagome meets Inuyasha & co. P.S. I don't own any of them.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
That's What Friends Are For reviews
No one realizes how good a friend Naruto really is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepy Kisses reviews
Harry thinks about his mornings with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete