"I'll love you now and forever, and you'll be the last person I think of when I die. Even if I haven't talked to you in years, you'll be the last person on my mind. I love you Eli."

If you could live forever...what would you live for? - Twilight

Hobbies - Reading, writing, drawing, listening to music, watching the sunset and rise, looking at stars on a calm cool night

Likes - Twilight, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus

Age: 15

Location: Missouri

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy

this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile!

For Digimon fans: If you think Kari belongs wih TK and not Davis, copy this into your profile

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a really boring teacher and would do anything to switch out of his/her class, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in

the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story (Twilight for me!), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your prifile.

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile.

If you ever look at someone and stare at them because they are talking about some new gadget or gizmo that you have no clue about, copy this into your profile.

If you have nothing else to do, copy everything into your profile.

If you are getting tired of this, go read something, or copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into you're profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have small fit because

you love him so much, copy this into you're profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

Favorite Quotes

Who ever said nothing's impossible had never tried slamming a revolving door

Stupid Shiny Volvo owner

Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we'll never be anything more?

Today I caught myself smiling...then I realized I was thinking about you

Sitting next to you doing absoulutly nothing, means everything to me.

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a love letter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship...and so...the boy wrote this letter to the girl…he knows that the girl's father

will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So...Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet... :)

Did you ever love someone
and know they didn’t care?
Did you ever feel like crying
knowing it would get you no where?
Did you ever look into someone’s
eyes and say a little prayer? Did
you ever look into someone’s heart
wishing you were there? Did you ever
watch someone walk away, not wanting
them to go? Did you whisper, "God
I love you" but never letting them
know? You cry at night in misery
and almost go insane. Nothing
in this world causes so much pain. If I
could choose between love and death, I think
I'd rather die. Love hurts and the price
u pay is high. So I say, "don’t fall in love"
it'll hurt before its through,
you see my friend, I ought to know...
because I fell in love with you.

find a guy who doesn't care if u laugh loudly,
chew with your mouth open, sing off key, cry
at the movies, or act like an insane person...
& all it does is make him love you even more

Somewhere between All of our Laughs, Long Talks, stupid little fights,
And all Of Our jokes
.I..f.e.l.l.i.n.l.o.v.e

sometimes you just gotta take that chance and risk it all, even if you lose it all in the end. it's better to know than to spend the rest of your life wondering what could have happened

You’re so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

3 of the 5 voices in my head are telling me to go back to bed

Have you ever noticed, that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I see regular people!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown

The dinosaurs’ extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

My friends are the kind of people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish. But I love them to death

There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

I know karate and about 983 other dangerous words!

I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous! lol

Every girl has that one boy that they'll never get over.
The one guy that makes you laugh all the time.
That one that gives you butterflies.
That one that remembers all the stupid things you say,
And reminds you about it months from now.
The one that has his name written all over your heart.
That one you compare to everyone.
That one you never give sick of talking or hearing about.
That one you cry over and over about.
That one that no one can understand 'Why him?'.
That one everyone thinks 'You can do better than that'.
That one you know you'd be with,
For the rest of your life.

It's the way he makes me laugh when I don't even want to smile
It's being with him that makes everyday worth while
It's his touch that makes this all feel right
It's thinking about his kiss that helps me sleep at night
Sometimes I think this is all too good to be true,
That I'm dreaming and I'm about to wake up soon
He tells me I'm beautiful even when I think I look bad
His smile cheers me up when I'm feeling kind of sad
He's so sweet, thoughtful and kind
I'm so thankful he's mine
My friends are jealous and they tell me I'm lucky
I just laugh and tell them I know
I just want to hold him and never let go
Sometimes I think that he's an angel, sent from above
Yeah, I think I'm in love

anyone can make you smile & anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in your eyes

even if we never see each other for the rest of our lives...
you'll still be the last person i think about before I die

You’re just one of those boys that:
Makes me smile like no one else ever has.
You make my heart beat so fast I thinks it's going to jump out of my chest.
You give me so many butterflies that I feel like I could fly.
You make me feel special and comfortable no matter what I’m doing or talking about.
You are just someone I trust and care so much about that I would feel lost without you.

When I first met you, I never thought you'd be the one who would give me the feeling that everything is right when your around, or that feeling that makes me lose my words every time you smile at me. I never expected you to be the one who I'd be thinking about each day, or the one who'd I always look forward to seeing the next day. I've tried my hardest to fight these feelings...but I can't. I just can't. Because what I've realized is that out of everyone I've met in this world, you are the only one who can give me these feelings everyday. And I'm hoping that some day or even just for a second, that I can give these exact same feelings to you, so I could mean this much to you...as you have meant to me each day

When I'm with you... it doesn't hurt...
When I'm with you... Nothing else matters...
When I'm with you... for just a moment everything is actually ok, and I'm able to smile and mean it.
When I'm with you... there is no one else...
When I'm with you... I can't explain it.. but it feels so right...
When I'm with you... I can't help but fall in love again and again...
Just by being with you...

Lets flip a coin to see if you love me...
Heads you do,
and tails?
We flip again.

Wait for the boy who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kinda boy who brings out the best in you and makes you wanna be a better person. wait for the boy who will be your best friend, who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances. wait for the boy who makes you smile like no one else, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. wait for the boy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and have no make-up on, but appreciates it when you get dolled up for him...and most of all, wait for the boy who will put you at the center of his universe, because that's where you belong

Have you ever met that boy
That's always on your mind, no matter what your doing it always relates back to him & no matter how hard you try, it's never good enough you're always going to be second best. You want to tell him exactly how you feel but, you don't know how he would react so, you keep it bottled up inside, until your feelings for him are so strong it feels like your going to explode & you know it's stupid but you think you might love him..

I can't get you off my mind no matter how hard i try everything leads back to you. You would be amazed if you knew how many times i picture you smiling at me during the day. If only you knew how hard i am falling for you...your the one who stands out from all the others...when you walk into the room your light is like the stars and you SpArKLE in my eyes.

You hug him goodbye like it's nothing, while all you want to do is hold on forever. But you let go, smile, and walk away. Then you cry all the way home because it will never be the same. Try as you might, you can't make someone love you

Time flies when you’re having fun,
Time flies when spent with a loved one,
Time flies when there’s none left,
But time stops when what you got is gone...

You asked me what I want... I want to be in your arms. I want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart beat as we fall asleep together... for the rest of our lives.

I used to pray that I would meet someone like you. God answered my prayers and I met you, but you don't love me. I think God has it out for me sometimes.

You know you are in love
when the hardest thing to do
is say goodbye
..Even if it's only for the night (It is, I cry when he leaves my house to go home and we’re neighbors!)

13 SIGN that you’re IN LOVE

13. when you’re on the phone with him/her late at night, and he/she hung ups, but u miss him/her already-when it was just 5 minutes ago..

12. you read his/her texts over and over again..

11. you walk really slow when you’re with him/her..

10. you feel shy whenever you’re with him/her..

9. when you think about him/her your heart beats faster and faster..

8. you smile when you hear his/her voice..

7. when you look at him/her, you cant see the other people around you.. all you see is him/her..

6. you start listening slow songs, while thinking of him/her..

5. he/she become all you think about..

4. you get high just from his/her scent..

3. you realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her..

2. you would do anything for him/her..

1. while reading this, there was one person on your mind.. the whole time.. (oh dear god, I...am…in…love)

Thank you. Thanks for existing, because of you I have experienced something I never had experienced before. Because of you I found myself, I discovered who I am. I found emotions and feelings in myself I never knew I had. But more than anything, thank you for helping me understand what it's like to be in Love.

the thing about you is, you're fun
you make me laugh
you make me feel more alive
okay, you make me a little crazy sometimes
but there are these moments in my mind,
crystal-clear images of you & me
& how we fit together
& it all makes such perfect sense
& i know what i want
i want time with you

Love is when you can't eat in the morning
because you think of him
and when you can't eat in the afternoon
because you think of him
and you can't eat in the evening
because you think of him
and at night you can't sleep
because you're hungry.

I made a horrible mistake today, I let myself dream of you. The more I dreamt of you, the more I longed to hear your voice, the more tempted I was to just call you, how simple that was not too long ago. To pick up an electronic device and poke with one finger seven digits and wait for your voice, but you have absolutely no idea how much strength it took me to get where I am now, to have lived without you for this long, I can't give in, not this time.

Do you think I wanted stay up all night thinking of nothing but you? Do you think I wanted to have every sad love song remind me of you? Do you think I wanted to draw your name in little love hearts during class? Do you REALLY think I wanted to fall so madly in love with you I couldn't speak, I couldn't breathe, I couldn't eat?
No. But you just HAD to be so God damn perfect

& if you hear someone outside your window yelling .."You Fin ahole!" don't worry, its just my best friend, she found out you broke my heart.

I keep thinking of how much I love talking to you.
How great you look when you smile at me.
How much I love hearing your laugh.
I daydream about you off and on all day,
Replaying pieces of our conversations in my head,
Laughing at the funny things that you said and did.
I've memorized your face and the way you look at me.
I catch myself smiling again at what I imagine.
I wonder what'll happen the next time we're together.
Even though neither of us know what the future holds,
I know one thing's for sure ; you're the best thing that
Ever happened to me.

What If what you feel is more than a crush
But what if it is less than love?

In school in New York the boy walks up to the girl and says
Boy: I love you
Girl: really.
Boy: yes!
Girl: then come with me.
they left school and walked to the Empire State Building all the way to the top.
Girl: then jump for me.
Boy: what!
Boy: then how will I be able to spend my life with you
Girl: then hold me
Boy: right now?
Girl: no now!
the girl jumped off,
Boy:!?
the boy jumped off with no thought and held her as tight as he could
they died holding each other
the truth was the girl had cancer and she was going to die that day.

"I love you today, yesterday and every tomorrow."

"You made me love you, by just being you."

"Explaining how much I love you is like explaining how water tastes, it's impossible!"

if our relationship was a book, I’d rip out the last page so it could never end

I'm the kinda girl who can get in the
shower, and finally realize there are no towels.
I'm the kinda girl you will have crazy memories
with. I'm the kinda girl who will burst into tears
from laughing so much, just cause she can. I'm
the kinda girl who carries her emotions on her
back. I'm the kinda girl who will rock your world. yeah, I'm that girl.

You’re just one of those boys that:
Makes me smile like no one else ever has.
You make my heart beat so fast I thinks it's going to jump out of my chest.
You give me so many butterflies that I feel like I could fly.
You make me feel special and comfortable no matter what I’m doing or talking about.
You are just someone I trust and care so much about that I would feel lost without you.

You're the first person I look for when I go online

There are three kinds of people:
Those who make things happen;
Those who watch things happen;
And those who don't know what the hell is happening. (me...)

You Say Black
I Say Pink
You Say Miley + Mandy
I Say Demi + Selena
You Say HSM
I Say Camp Rock
You Say Miley's a Role model
I Say Your Crazy
You Say I’m Weird
I Say I’m Different

Laugh when nothing's funny, Dance when there's no music,
Sing like you've never sung before, Love till it hurts,
Cry when you're sad, Smile when you're happy,
And always live each day like its your LAST

Here’s a couple ways to annoy people in a movie theater

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Ewwwww..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Try to start a wave.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy

and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, 'I love you.'"

"It's not my fault I love you, it's yours."

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

"Love is when you pretend to sharpen your pencil, just to walk by him and catch a moment of his attention. Only to get up there and realize that your pencil, is mechanical!"

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

Hello Beautiful

It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while i explain what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and i'd always say Nick J is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now i'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but i've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It, I wish i could trade places with Mandy for just 6 minutes because i know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know i may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know were talking about the Kids Of The Future and it's seems like it just may be Eternity before, "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take it One Day At A Time. Now it's Time For Me To Fly so Goodnight and Goodbye. Put this on your page if you LOVE the Jonas Brothers.

Wild and Crazy Random Survey Take this fun survey filled with crazy random questions.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? yes

How do you flush the toilet in public? with my foot

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? yes

Do you have a crush on someone? Yes and he knows and now we’re bff’s!!

Name one thing you worry about running out of…oxygen

What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?

What is your favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni

Do you crack your knuckles? sometimes

What song do you hate the most anything? Best of both worlds

Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Yes uhhhh

What are your super powers? I can annoy anyone anytime

Peppermint or spearmint? peppermint

Where are your car keys? don't have a car

What's your most annoying habit? nail biting

What is your best physical feature? hair

What CD is closest to you right now? Taylor Swift

What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? cheese, milk, butter

What superstition do you believe/practice? Catholic

What color are your bed sheets? Pink, purple, blue polka dots

Would you rather be a fish or a bird? bird

What are your favorite sayings? anything that Joe Jonas says...that boy is HILARIOUS

What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Whatever comes up on shuffle on my iPod

If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go? go forward to the part where I become best friends with the Jonas brothers/Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Cullen, Rosalie, Alice, Jacob Black…

How many kids do you plan on having? 2

If you could kiss anyone who would it be? Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner), Edward Cullen (Edward Cullen) or Nick J.

What do you do when no one is watching? Nothing really

If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? idk

Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? peacefully in my sleep

Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? JONAS BROTHERS

Have you ever been in love? Yeah

Do you talk to yourself? all the time

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I can put mascara on with my mouth closed...I think...)
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is their Brail on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I HATE Math.
I know how to add, subtract, multiply and divide.
I think I'm set.

"Ain't" is too a word.
Look it up.
Ignore the part about the "less educated."
That's a LIE!

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present.

I like making up my own words.
I just gotta figure out how to spell 'em now.

~ Jonas Brothers ~

It takes 1 second to love their looks
It takes 1 hour to love their songs
It takes 1 day to fall in love with them
It takes 1 lifetime to forget them

The Pledge

I pledge to make peace
Between Jonas Brothers
Haters and Fans,
And be part of the
Solution-not the problem
Paul, Joseph and Nicholas Jonas are my everything.

Nick is so hot, he's the cause of Global Warming.

Give Us YOUR opinion on all three of em

You are my honeybunch, sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie You're my cuppycake, gumdrop your my Snoogums-boogums, you're the apple of my eye

And I love you so and I want you to know That I'll always be right here And I love to sing this song to you Because you are so dear

(lol, I love that song!)

(I found over 101 ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart, but I’m only gonna put my fave’s)

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in House wares,” and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

Play with the automatic doors.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the store.

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!”

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”

Two words: “Marco Polo.”

“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in people's c

arts when they don’t realize it!

"One night, I went outside and decided that for each star in the sky I would think of one thing I love about you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars."