Hello everyone! Jolteonfan here, and welcome to my profile! you can hang here, for a small fee. Or just loiter around, i guess...

A little about me:

I love video games. A lot. I play all sorts, rpgs, shooters, platformers, etc. I play across all the main three brands, but my favorite is nintendo. My favorite game ever may be Mario and Luigi: Bowers inside story. No matter how many times i play it, it never gets old.

I also love pro wrestling: A lot of wwe, but a little njpw and tnas golden days as well, featuring my favorite: AJ Styles!

Also i love Pokemon.

I love the Games, I've read a bit of the manga, and love the tcg. But the anime...well, that's a long story.

Three least favorite Pokemon.

3. Regigigas

So imagine the most amazing thing ever. Now imagine it turns out it was just an illusion.

That's Regigigas in a nutshell. Amazing stats. Great movepool. Normal typing means a solid type chart.

But then, someone at Game Freak grew to hate it. He laid awake at night, detesting his creation. His every thought consumed with utter rage at its grandeur. He drew pictures of the beast, and set them ablaze. But it wasn't enough. He wrote horrible social media posts about it. But it wasn't enough. He left bad reviews on Yelp. But it wasn't enough. So he gave it slow start. Crippling its speed and attack, like his peace was crippled, for an eternity, or five turns. Close enough. His mission complete, he was satisfied.

Or Game Freak was just trolling us.

Seriously, its unusable. And while it might be a wall, it got screwed. In order to prevent you from overcoming the barrier, it cant learn protect or rest, two important moves for walling. And switching it out resets the counter.

Great job guys. Fooled us all, thinking we had something awesome, but nope. Its trash.

2. Delibird.

This is so hilariously bad. Like, if you want proof Game Freak makes Pokemon to meme, here it is.

First, present.

I can just see the look of horror on a kids face when they heal their opponent. The feeling of betrayal is indescribable. I shudder at the thought...

Also no STAB. LOL

Second, stats are vomit. Only speed is...decent? But you're not hitting anything hard, or living long enough to set anything up.

Third, trolling.

Game freak gave this mon a hidden ability. Maybe it'll finally be good!

Except...its the same as its normal ability.

What.

And it learns rapid spin! Except its also four times weak to it! So either you lead with it, which is just giving the opponent free time to set up, or you let it get shred by the very rocks its supposed to remove. Well, PU for you Delibird!

3. Unown.

At least Regi is cool looking. At least Delibird is bad but funny.

This is white noise in the form of a living creature.

So in a area locked by a puzzle lie the Unown! Mysterious biengs who look like...letters? And punctuation? Who said alphabet soup needed t o be a Pokemon?

But whatever, if Pokemon movie 3 is any indication, its cool and powerful, and important!

Hidden Power. That's it. A move of a random type and power, capping at 70. In Gen 6, its always a consistent 60. Garbage. Why is this even a thing?! No ones gonna care about the mystery or whatever, cause no one cares about Unown. It's only use is to take a hit. But even then, you could use a bulkier mon, like Finneon. I wish i was joking...

As Jwittz said...

"You wanna know why it's called Unown? Cause as soon as you catch one, you're gonna want to...Un Own it!"

Savage burn.