On average, 13 people every year die from having vending machines fall on them. Hi stalker, welcome to my profile! I'm Jess, and I'm here for your entertainment!

Some random things people don't read but I'll write them anyway:

1) I LOVE Dr. Pepper (the drink)

2) I'm an Aussie
3) I love my fandoms
4) I am Christian
5) Whovian, Potterhead, Tribute, Shadowhunter, many many more.
6) Favourite authors; John Green, JK Rowling, Cassandra Clare, Suzanne Collins, Meg Cabot, Lauren Oliver, more to come...
7) I'm a ninja. Didja see that??
8) I'm probably the weirdest person you'll ever meet.
9) I'm crazy. I hope for the sake of your sanity that you don't see me on a Crazy Day. You'll never be the same.
10) Red divided by 50% equals a smiley face :-)
BUT, as my friend mentioned, that can't be true, because aliens don't wear hats. True story.

I'll be posting my fanfics on here towards the end of the year when I've written them. In the meantime, why don't you check out my fictionpress profile where I'm currently uploading a book.