JandShide bio
 HEY GUYS!! watz up?! this account belongs to best friends Jasmine and Salowa. We share this account and yea. so we're just two teens from bronx New York we love the twilight series I am married to Edward Cullen and Salowa is married to Jasper LOL! we're both in 8th grade we to to Pace Academy. We are random, funny crazy and hyper even the teachers know that! |
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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Smacked , M&Ms, and FlackedOH MY by ten81CSI reviews
Mostly Flack/OC, some Smacked, D/L. Madison Taylor-OC, Mac's sister. Join Maddie's adventures! Ideas for a new Title, PM me!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,477 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
ALL i EVER WANTED by kaaayy1 reviews
MAC TAYLOR ALWAYS WANTED KiDS, BUT HE ALWAYS HAD THEM ALL ALONG, EVEN THOUGH iT MiGHT HAVE TAKEN HiM AWHiLE TOO REALiZE iT.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Trapped SMACked Style by bubble-rouge08 reviews
One HOT day in New York City, Mac and Stella are stuck in an elevator... just the two of them. Need I say more? Latest chapter: TAKE Mrating SERIOUSLY. [cowritten by Roselle] Fini.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Dangerous Place for a Nap by leftyguitar reviews
A CSI practical joke oneshoot
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete