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Joined 11-17-12, id: 4367894, Profile Updated: 11-26-12
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So, you discovered my bio . . . Well done, not many dare to click on the blue thing that says my username . . . It's next to the my avatar. You'd know it! Assuming you looked when you pressed the button that lead ou here, rather than . . . closing your eyes and pressing it by accident? . . . That's the thing you pressed, so . . . yeah . . . I forgot the whole point of writing this out . . . So basically, hi.

Who am I? Just guess! Wait, no, sorry, not allowed to start quoting Bring It On. Although it was a small quote, so I doubt anyone noticed before I announced what movie it was from . . .

Oh, right, I'm supposed to actually introduce myself now. Well, my name's Amy, I'm 13 and . . . Oh, what the hell, why don;t I just give you my address and co-ordinates on Google Earth.

Or not.

Google Earth has currently proven to be unreliable. But whatcha gonna do?

So while you're here, and this is me assuming you haven't already, you might as well check out my stories. Yeah, I actually have one up now! #super excited over something somewhat lame

. . . Yes, I do realise that hashtags don't work on profiles, or not this website in general. But meh, I just watched Holy Musical B@man! #we can't be friends and hashtags all together are ma thang now.

Wait, did I just say 'thang'?

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Lux in Tenebris by ClimbingUpTheWalls reviews
"T-t-tributes!due to unforeseen- unforeseen. Unanticipated trials. All cameras are down. Until further notice all communication is down. The Dark Days have returned! Hunger Games on hiatus!" Multiple pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,845 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
The Pet by TheHunter9 reviews
Phoenix takes a wrong turn and ends up in Volterra, where she's taken in by Aro and given to Alec to keep as a pet, until Aro decides whether or not he wants her changed. Will feelings besides hatred develop? Alec/OC ((Sequel now up!))
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 225,345 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alec, Aro - Complete
Scrabble by EarlyArcher reviews
After the events of Skyfall, MI6 is returning to normal. With new terrorist attacks happening around the world, the office is kept busy. Yet he isnt too busy to notice her. Q/OC
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Q 1
Begin Again by TheGleekOnFire reviews
Olivia Blanche was normal. She had an after school job (illegal, albeit), friends, and a good family. After running into some people in an alleyway, her life changes for good. Alec/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Alec
Unbeknownst To Me reviews
"Oh, great. Just my luck. Ten months as a vampire and already I manage to get on the bad side of the Volturi and piss off one of their most powerful members! That's skill for you. Although, to be fair, I wouldn't be annoyed with him in the first place if he hadn't, you know, killed my entire coven and stuff . . ." Alec/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Alec