I was born in Austria and after joining the military (shortly after the annexation of my home country Austria into the German Reich) I was recruited into the SS, this was, by no doubt due to my unrivaled intelligence. I quickly rose to the rank of Standartenfuehrer, as you may have been able to tell from my user name. I was given the privilege of hunting the American they called "Aldo the Apache". Unfortunately, the war ended sooner than expected and I ended up being gifted with the wonderful Swastika permanently engraved into my forehead. Although, I believe it was due to my unrivaled intelligence and charms that the war ended sooner than expected, with my wonderful idea of using explosives in the movie theater stemming from the English plot of ''Operation Kino.''

Here are some of my more memorable quotes-

-"If the shoe fits, you must wear it."

-"Caught you flinching!"

-"Oooh, that's a bingo!"