She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?

The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.

I wanted people to hear me, to see me on the inside and not what I look like on the outside. After everything that's happened to me, the pain never fully goes away. Now, I live with my aunt and uncle along with their son Sam. I'm afraid that my life will never be normal. Not with these eyes of mine...

So, in my short life I have been changed from an ordinary girl into the keeper of the All Spark, fought alongside Alien Robots from another planet, saved the world twice (okay, maybe a few more times than that) and destroyed several cities and ancient monuments. But there are some things that even the craziest of lives doesn't prepare you for. And this is one of those things.

It's been two years since I beat Megatron and saved the world. I guess I thought that it was all over after that, no more bad guys, normal life, well as normal a life as you can get when you're the All Spark. Turns out I was wrong. Now with new friends and old enemies I, Allison Shorecoat, am fighting once again to save the world. But this time, I don't know if I can save them all.

A young dark haired woman with electric blue eyes wakes up in the middle of the desert. She should be dead, but is not. She should not have a body, but does. She is at the way station, the stop between this world and the next, and she is not alone. An ageless stranger is watching, and he has plans of his own.

When Mr. Church comes knocking looking for a favor, Barney Ross and the rest of The Expendables know it means something beyond dangerous. That's how they find themselves on a mission to extract a compromised CIA computer hacker who may be Barney's daughter. Post Expendables 2, slight AU. M rating for violence - but what can you expect from The Expendables?

My name is Allison Shorecoat and I used to be a normal girl. But then I was hit by the All Spark and my life just went pear shaped. This includes befriending Decepticons and joining up with the Autobots, because apparently I have to save the world. Me? Save the world? That's the best joke I've heard in a while!