Feast your eyes upon the writings of the widely learned, the strangely ostentatious, and, of course, the insanely bored: The LOD.

Yello, fellow humans of Earth. My name is Jess, and I live in my basement with my laptop and a lifetime's supply of diet pepsi and doritoes. As anyone should, I see fanfiction.net as a way to improve upon my writing skills (read: lack thereof), and so... here I am. I have a fic in the workings (not even halfway done. coughcough... Some sections need lengthening, others need major tweakage, I still need to sort through this shit with spellcheck in one hand and a cup of orange juice in the other), but don't expect it anytime soon. And, of everything I could've picked, it just so happens to be Yullen!

Joy.

Regarding everything else: Constructive criticism always helps, reviews always help, suggestions always help, and hell, even flames help. I like drama. So fit whatever you have to say into a nice little review text field (even if it's something as stupid as "great!!11!one! i sooooo luved ur story!! XD" or as hopelessly annoying as "ur writing sucks go die" or as off-topic as "You know, something like that happened to me JUST TODAY! What coincidence! See, just like accidentally , I also and I just felt the need to share this wonderful bit of information! See, whenever happens, I always think it has to be pure luck blah blah blah"), press submit, and you will find a very satisfied fangirl sitting at the keyboard.

On a side note, I don't have a beta (because I'm awkward with people over the internet and nobody IRL has even an inkling of the insane fangirlisms that I hold within myself), so expect things to be riddled with fail.

So, um... yeah. I'll probably update really slowly (Sorry, but I lead a busy life as a procrastinator. Remember, procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow.).

Thanks for taking 5 minutes of your life to read this~

Over and out,

The LOD.

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