During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.

A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.

Ron died saving Fred at the Battle of Hogwarts. But a twist of fate grants Ron the chance to be reborn back in time to save as much lives as he could. Nobody said it will be easy, but with the help of a new sense of purpose, by Merlin will Ronald Weasley try. *An AU-ish Ron-centric time travel fic Years 1 to 7*

Born of a drunken one night stand rather than a love potion, Tom Riddle grew up a little differently. Family. Job. And absolutely no insane take-over-the-world attempts. Which all changes when he gets thrown into a world where apparently he grew up to be some sort of mad Dark Lord with a complex and he doesn't have any hair... Or a nose... [Story in Rewrite Process, see account]

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.

Harry knows more then he should. Daphne just wants to be warm. Perhaps they'll be able to carve a place out in an uncaring world.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

After Drago's defeat, Chief Hiccup is pulled into the future by a mysterious force to find a world where the Vikings have become a brutal empire bent on conquering the globe. Forcibly recruited to fight a dragon-riding Joan of Arc, he must find a way to restore peace to Europe and return home.

Nicholas Wilde sighed "You know, if this was a movie, they'd just cut from me saving the day at the museum to me getting the badge. Cut out all that tedious, messy, inconvenient hard work and training that wouldn't look good on film." Nick wants to join the ZPD but real life is messy: a criminal conspiracy, having to get a job, and work out what his relationship with Judy is? Messy

This may end terribly. She knew; they knew. They didn't care. And like so many nights before, the two of them moved together in a stream of moonlight, a mingled wave of gold and black, making every last moment last. AU. Raven x Jinx

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.

Susan Bones, permanent nurse and bodyguard to the comatose Harry Potter, is commanded to execute the Order's final protocol. As hoped, Harry and Susan are transported to the past. But, Harry's recovery is only partial, so Susan must add to her duties the role of foot soldier as the two use their knowledge of the future against Voldemort. H/S. Time Travel. Subtle Soul Bond

Okay, so let me get this straight: There's Camp Half-Blood for half-Greek gods and Camp Jupiter for half-Roman gods. Did we miss anyone? Oh yeah, let's not forget about Camp Echidna: The summer camp for the children of mythological monsters. The Minotaur? The sirens? Medusa? You really thought they'd let the gods have all the fun? Please. They get out more often than you'd think.

This story is intended to provide a venue for short stories told from the POV of humans on Earth in the Endless Pantheon universe that aren't long enough to merit their own story thread but aren't thematically tied to any of my longer narratives.

A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.

Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

For sixteen years, Percy thought he was the only demigod in the world. Now that he's met a daughter of Athena who wants to kill him and a son of Hermes who wants to kill everyone else, he kind of misses those days.

When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU

"Captain's log of the Starship Seeker. Star date… two lines over coma…I think. Adrift for what feels like eternity through the eternal vacuum of space has taken a toll on both me and the crew. I believe my first mate Fawkes is planning a mutiny his only deterrent being that he needs my thumbs to pilot the ship. I continue my voyage to go where Padfoot has probably gone before."

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

At the age of twenty-seven Harry Potter had a good thing going for him with the DEO, decent pay, odd hours, a good chance for advancement; What else could a Slytherin ask for?... Maybe a few days that didn't force him into questioning his sanity.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.

Leviathan has destroyed Brockton Bay, and Taylor Hebert has lost everything she had. Now, as a teenage refugee in Chicago, she is trying to rebuild a life for herself as a vigilante. However, everything in Chicago is not as it seems, and parahuman supervillains fight side by side with vampires. And that hero guy, Myrddin? He claims he's actually a wizard called Harry Dresden.

It's nice not being the last demigod anymore. I'm back, better than ever, in my totally unbiased opinion, and ready to shake things up. [Time Travel. Eventual Percy and Artemis.]

Neville travels to the past in order to save the Life, Universe, and Every… oh, wait. Wrong story. Ahem. Neville travels to the past in order to save the present… er… the future. Or perhaps just get laid. Rated M for language. Crack-fic

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

A long time ago, a man by the name of Mako Rutledge died in the wastes of the Outback. From his corpse, the beast known as Roadhog rose. For years, he has been content to pillage and destroy. But even Roadhog knows what is born of the Outback does not die so easily. This is the story of a war veteran, a feared criminal, a one-man apocalypse.

Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.

The Entities could have arrived on Earth at any time. In the world we know, they chose 1982. Here are some where they didn't. Up first: Detective Colin Wallis of the Metropolitan Police Service has been having some trouble with a serial killer in Whitechapel. A serial killer named Jack...

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

A series of long and short drabbles about the two Omnics of Overwatch

A child can not chose its parents and often a parent cannot chose its child, but sometimes others can chose for them.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

A series of one-shots, each a standalone but in line with and potentially set in the Contractual Invalidation universe, in no particular chronological order.

Harry returns to Gryffindor tower shortly after he and Malfoy escape not quite solitary confinement via Hermione . . . for the third time. Hermione's there waiting to hear how it went, and, though a bit exasperated, she's willing to explain her reasoning. Harry finds it less than satisfactory. [Not HPDM, though Ron and Hermione(along with everyone else) seem to believe it is]

Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.

Harry falls through the veil, and ends up in the middle of the Battle of New York. *W.I.P.*

Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.

There is a time to follow the rules and time when you should break them. And there is a time you need to be smack across the back of the head to be reminded which is which.

Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?

Junkrat joins the 'Overwatch: Recall' initiative. Symmetra is not pleased. Slow burn Junkrat/Symmetra with a struggle of chaos versus order. Alternatively, "In which Junkrat grows on Symmetra like an undesirable plant on the sidewalk and she copes with it in progressively worsening ways."

In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Percy hasn't always been a lone-wolf god. After the Oracle's prophecy of the fall of Olympus, he was cast aside and forgotten. When Mycenaean Greece topples, the Olympians descend into civil war. Awoken by fury and a lust for revenge, Percy returns to destroy the Olympians once and for all. But he can't quite forget those stormy, grey eyes. Chapters erased: INDEFINITE HIATUS

"Red paws a'knocking, honeyed words a'talking. Bunny's in the sack, a knife in her back. Shut the doors and check the locks. Here comes the big bad fox" - An old rabbit nursery rhyme. (AU)

Presented with an opportunity, Vernon jumps at the chance to get rid of the unwanted burden foisted upon his normal family. In the hands of those wanting to create a true weapon, Harry's entire life is altered, sending not just his destiny but those of several others down a different path. But when your fate is to be a weapon, can that ever truly change?

Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

Harry's in the past. There is no 'Lord' Voldemort. However, if he expects things to be easier just because he's older and Riddle's younger, he's going to be sorely disappointed. Harry's never been one for giving up, but neither has Riddle, and as they both are forced to work together- in more ways than one- the stakes slowly change. [Time travel, Dimensional travel, fem!Riddle]

After being trapped under rubble for weeks, Jack Morrison thinks his fate is sealed. When he wakes up next, he finds himself in the Himalayas, two omnics by his side as well as an old flame he thought dead. There might just be another way to move forward than going on a personal war.

A twist on the old "Emporer's New Cloak" fairy tale I found when clearing out my drive. Posted because I have nothing else to do with it and have not posted anything in so long people have probably forgotten I exist.

Just before the 49th Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen killed a gamekeeper and started a rebellion. That was all Panem cared to remember.

Ok, going to bed one night, you kind of expect to wake up the next morning in the same place. Well, I didn't. Now, I'm stuck in a new world that has so much potential, with flying people in spandex going around and honest to God Supervillains. Then again, I'm not exactly helpless, not with this very nice red ring. Rated M for my rather insane imagination and Lemons. Expect them!

When the Dursleys find a seven-year-old Harry practicing magic, he is beaten and left for dead in the woods, thought lost to the world. Years later he rescues a young girl from the clutches of Death Eaters and is introduced to the wizarding world in a very different way. Harry must find his place in a world he had never dreamed of - and maybe find a new family at the same time.

Harry knew he was a fool to think that he could conquer Death and escape without any consequences. Stuck between random mood swings, annoyed friends, and a gorgeous Veela, it was safe to say that winning a war was not the end to the chaos that was his life. MoD!Harry.

Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.

He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry

After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.

"Afghanistan or Iraq?" Sherlock says smugly, and John doesn't have the heart to tell him it's none of the above. / Sherlock Holmes is intrigued by the strange doctor who confers with the dead. Harry-is-John.

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Commander Root isn't the only one to break the rules during the Fowl Siege. Unfortunately for Holly Short, he was the only one to do so with her best interests at heart. Witness the aftermath of the Fowl Incident, where the only thing Artemis won was the fragile loyalty of distrustful elf. Rated T to be on the safe side.

Just another night of Harry teaching his little group of teenage anti-establishment super soldiers aka the DA…until it's not. (5th Year AU)

Quarrel was allergic to bee stings, and now Taylor is the Butcher - but the Administrator shard is strong enough to hold off the voices in her head, for now. What will Taylor do, when circumstances conspire to keep her on the wrong side of the law?

Steve doesn't pause when he sees the bizarre changes to Times Square. He escapes. He learns. And in true Captain America fashion, he refuses to hide and decides to take the fight to Hydra (because who else would capture him?), hiding among New York's Finest. Between the Academy and his old/new friends, he should have plenty of back-up in the fight against Hydra, now SHIELD.

"They were his ultimate nightmare: a red and grey, fluffy, walking, talking, laughing, will-they-won't-they abomination of adorableness." In which a rabbit and a fox fight crime, each other, sexual tension, their boss, their parents, more sexual tension, kidnappers, their boss's boss, and sexual tension. Heck, let's throw a monsoon in there for good measure. WildeHopps

After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.

Percy Jackson is eighteen and hopelessly in love with Artemis. He's also the leader of a plot to overthrow the gods. [Dark Percy/Artemis, realistically crueler gods and camp half-blood.]

Yoda and Obi-Wan have decided that Luke must remain untrained until he's old enough to defend himself. Qui-Gon has decided that's a load of Bantha poodoo.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

[Halted. Rewritten as Wind Lord, notes on first chapter.] Harry couldn't stay dead. That was fine, he'd always been the adaptable sort anyway. He went among the people as an eagle, helping them triumph against Dark Lords and evil. Unfortunately, Sauron didn't stay dead either, so now it's up to these poor sods to journey far and throw his accursed Ring into a volcano. So he helped.

Becoming Mandos is the easiest thing Harry has ever done. It is also the cruellest.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.

Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate, which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan. A problem that Anakin is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man, and Luke deals with like his father before him. Drabbles and oneshots which are not in chronological order.

Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.

At four years old, Percy was taken away from school after being nearly killed in a clash between Orion and Artemis. The thing is, he wasn't taken away by his old mother. He was taken away by his new mother, Artemis. Now, years later, it's time for him to go to Camp Half-Blood. Any pairings are to be determined.

This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.

Nick vowed to prove everyone wrong: to show society that foxes could amount to more than just common thieves and criminals. Fifteen years later, the first ever fox on the ZPD finds himself saddled with an eager-eyed bunny recruit who thinks she can take on the world. Of course, he never expected that they would actually have to take on the world. Things are funny like that.

The 20 ficlets I promised to the followers of And In The Darkness Bind Them. Ficlets will not be very long, of course(unless I get carried away, in which case either I am terribly sorry or you're very welcome), but will hopefully be well written(I'll try my best to please you). Table of contents can be found in chapter one, along with any warnings that may apply to the ficlets.

Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.

A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.

Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.

Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...

What if X9 beat Jack in their fight in Episode L? How would the events changed? And what about Lulu...sweet thing... UPDATED Bonus Chapter!

Leaving the Jedi Order with only Ventress to keep her company, Ahsoka's first order of business is to forge new lightsabers for the unlikely duo. Then she can focus on answering the doubts in her heart. And finding a way to pay the bills without the Order's support. And maybe even kill the man she holds responsible for Bariss Offee's betrayal.

Harry Potter has a particular set of skills…one of them is NOT killing the stupid people that make it their life's goal to annoy him. And they are really, REALLY stupid. The Wizarding World may regret giving him his Hogwarts letter. First Year re-do. Beware of Smart!Harry Jerkoff!Harry

The strange eons have come, and death lays dead on the road. Those who cannot move on find themselves living their lives again and again. As Artemis and Holly struggle to survive in these strange repeats of time, it becomes clear how much they need not only their wits, but also each other. Groundhog Time Travel, eventual A/H.

Ex-Sergeant Karrin Murphy teams up with an investigative duo to help her kill things and save people. You know, business as usual.

Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...

Post-Worm/Pre-Thor-MCU. After her death, Taylor is brought to Valhalla and later in front of Odin for a very specific purpose. Shutter your windows and grab your bug spray Marvel Cinematic Universe, there's a new valkyrie in town. Taylor's got her bugs back and she's not afraid to use them.

One shot. Harry's Valentine's Day date with Cho goes a little better.

Tiboldt's Family Circus brings together two birds of a feather. The world tries to tear them apart. (Rated M for some foul language later on in the story. No ship - or I suppose, any ship you want to see.)

The Sith's careful manipulations begin to unravel at the hands of unlikely saboteurs: the Chosen One's wayward Padawan, a paranoid Jedi relic, and the very men created to destroy the Sith's ancient enemy. But as the balance of power slips inexorably towards the Dark, the Light ensures hope will remain. Post S5, incorporates S6, toward SW: ROTS.

The gods will rue the day they let that Jackson, that rogue son of Sally Jackson and Poseidon, in on his heritage. And Riker Jackson, well, he's ready to turn this world of Greek Mythology upside down. With his new friends, he might do just that. Besides, it's boring enough already. Time to make heads roll. Badass!Punk!Confident!Percy, AU

She cut ties; now Taylor owns the skies as Brockton Bay's newest independent hero. Taylor Hebert with Genesis' powers.

A magically weak yet highly talented ritualist is put in a position where he absorbs a terrifying curse of hunger. The ritualist's actions are more potent then the Outsiders who arranged the curse expected, however, and two knights of broken swords are drawn into action. Can the two knights successfully oppose the plans of the Outsiders?

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

In the sky over Little Whinging, an owl dies in her cage. In the quiet suburb of Burbank, a cheerful Nerd Herder receives an email from an old college friend. At Camp Half-Blood, the new kid is claimed by a rather reclusive god. On the road in Westeros, an orphaned girl meets a Faceless Man. For each of them, the true adventure has barely begun. Ongoing one-shots, up for adoption.

Harry Potter and friends kick back and relax at the First Annual Post-Voldemort Party And Jamboree. What did Bill Weasley refer to as his "Rod of Wonder"? Where is Crabbe Castle? How did Voldemort get an army of steampunk ice giants? Who is Albus Baker? What does Hermione need the chloroform for? Why is Ginny a lich? Get ready for none of these questions, and more, to be answered.

Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.

The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family

After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.

A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.

After discovering that Cadence is not who she appears to be, Twilight is sent to another world entirely by the disguised Changeling Queen to avoid her plan being disrupted. When Twilight lands, she discovers that not only have Spike and their pets followed her, but that they've arrived in a world where the main sentient species is human. There's still a magic school, though.

AU. What if Wally West idolised his Aunt Pamela rather than his Uncle Barry? Rather than growing up as the latest proud member of the Flash Legacy, he walked a very different path.

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

::Sequel to Lesson One:: It's a snow day, and to Princess Anna of Arendelle, that has only one meaning: Fun times with her big sister. But when a certain Scottish princess makes moves to monopolize Elsa's time Anna has no choice but to take matters into her own hands. And considering the nature of Merida's 'interest', that spells trouble with a capital 'ANNA'.

It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.

Clint's life has been varying degrees of weird since he made the potentially questionable decision to join the Avengers Initiative. This is setting a new standard, though. And by 'this' we mean 'guess who's sitting in his apartment when Clint gets home.' It's not the Tooth Fairy.

Beast Boy has a crush on Raven, who sees him as nothing more than a cherished younger brother. As their lives progress will his crush fade? Or will Raven start to see him as more? As events proceed we will discover what Beast Boy's first shape was, and how he gained it. BBxR.

Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

A story in two parts: In the first, Clint Barton's life has slipped from bad jobs to worse. When someone appears offering him a way out, he takes it. In the second, Loki is going to be completely certain that Clint isn't going to decide to leave. The AU where Loki found Clint before SHIELD did, and gains his loyalty another way.

Here, his magic is faulty. His school is a derelict fortress. Here, there are no prophecies, and no one Knows-Who. Beyond the Veil it was very cold, and Second City was very windy.

AU. Thrown from a future in which Kronos won the War, a desperate deal with a dying goddess saddles Percy with a second chance—and her two young children, Artemis and Apollo. Surrounded by deception and intrigue, he finds himself drawn into a plot older than the gods themselves. Werewolf!Percy, Time-travel-fic.

When Anakin does not find Ventress and Ahsoka is found guilty and sentenced to death, Obi-Wan interferes and breaks her out, unable to stand by and let such a travesty of justice take place. The Council complicates matters by jumping to conclusions, and while Obi-Wan and Ahsoka attempt to find out the truth of what happened, Barriss is planning to set off another bomb...

A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.

Robin, leader of the Teen Titans, wakes up in a world not unlike his own, Earth-16. Isolated and stranded, he decides to take up an old alias and joins a new team of young heroes. As Red X he builds a new reputation and battles against enemies both new and familiar. Ch17: Red X fights against Klarion and is placed under a spell, making his worst nightmare a reality.

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

It's not that he's invested in keeping them alive. The idea of someone else killing them first, though, is a bit offensive. Or: a funny pattern starts to emerge between dire situations involving various Avengers.

After leaving the Jedi Order, the only thing Ahsoka can think to do is get a drink. After her encounter with Anakin, Ventress has the same thought. It may have been a ploy on her part by saying so to earn the Sith's trust, but Ahsoka wasn't wrong. They really do have a lot in common, besides the resulting hangover...

Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

A twist based of the snatchers scene from Deathly Hallows. One Shot.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Poseidon volunteering to help Athena and her daughter? And some people still think you need a prophecy to know when the world's about to end. Post-SoN, so be warned!

Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Post-TLH. Three months of dealing with a controlling she-wolf who insists on calling him "Perseus" is really starting to wear on Percy. But the blonde girl in his dreams doesn't seem too sympathetic.

Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.

It turns out finding someone and getting them back are two completely different problems. Spoilers for The Lost Hero.

Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.

After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover

-AU- Harry Potter's funds are dwindling. To correct that, he plans a daring heist: stealing the Philosopher's Stone. But with Dumbledore guarding it, the Girl-Who-Lived watching him, and someone else after it, he may have bitten more than he could chew. -Currently Abandoned. Sorry-

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

Shortly after the battle for Hogwarts, the Ministry demands a basic Health and Safety check. They weren't at all prepared for what they found.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?

Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!Noticing that Snape wasn't given a portrait in the Headmaster's office, Harry decided to take matters into his own hands.

AU :: We are the Titans. Kneel before us and tremble.

Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

As Raven finds herself drawn deeper and deeper into the mystery of the Titan's enigmatic leader, she will learn a frightening truth that may shatter her illusions. Sometimes the only thing that can protect a dream... is a Nightmare. RobRae

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