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 Author has written 11 stories for Team Fortress 2, Transformers, Fallout, Godzilla, Ratchet and Clank, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, and Gundam 00. HI, evey1, mi name iz XXopimousxPr1m3xm4st3rxx and i like candy, anime and hot girlz. on dis acount ill be posting the storis i write about mi most fovoritest things. I higlee suggust dat u reem mi magnus opus: Da Adventures of Havox! Anudda thing i wanna say is Wooooow! da harry potta community is toxic!!! I mean i went and spent like an hour riting a story 4 dem and dan they go and give me shit 4 it. No sequil to harrys destinee untill i git at least 10 good revioews 4 it. |
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the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys by fastpork reviews
a collection of Good, Original and Funny tf2 oneshots featuring all ur favs, including smoky french boy, loud boston kid, dirty outback man, fat idiot sandwich baby, flighty glasses girl and more :) ratings may vary
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,442 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Sniper, Spy] [Heavy, Medic]
Sherlock: Season 4-7 by ballistic dolphin reviews
So Moriarty is come back and he's doing bad things like KILING PEOPLE and SHerlock must solve crime scene B4 IS TOO LATE. Now has Sherlock/Obama and maybe Watson/OC and Cameron/Hitler (HEY GUYS YOU SHOULD READ MY STORY IGNORE THE BAD REVIEWS I USED SPELLCHEEK THIS TIME)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [J. Moriarty, DI Lestrade] [Sherlock H., John W.]
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Ratchet and Clank: Da adventures of Havox! reviews
This story iz about Havox. A lobox out 4 revengance on da evil Dr. Neferious. On his quest 4 revenge he;ll encounter many dangerz. fall in luv and fufill his destiny like da proprecy sez. Dis fic is mi magnum opis. wit over 30 chaptas planned out. Be sur 2 lik and favrit 4 mor. And rite good reviows if u liked.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 40,347 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - OC, Clank
Aunt May's Classical Love Life reviews
This is a lemon detailing the relationship between Aunt May and a mysterious young boy she meets at church. It's a deep and complex story, so be sure to leave good reviews. kk?
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2015
Harrys Destinee reviews
Harry potta is trying to fuffill his destiny untill snape stops him, will evry ting turn out ok in da end! Redd 2 find out! And remamba 2 like fav and sub if u liked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Complete
Working Title: A fallout 3 fanficion reviews
This story is about Squee. Who is a valt 101 citizen that escapes with the Lone wanderer. He'll adventure across the wasteland and get in lots of wacky adventures. This story is less serious than some of my otha stories. Be sure 2 leave good reviews if you like.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015
Putin da spork bak in mi lyfe reviews
DIs storey is about bob da lonlee maginmite. Will he evar find troo luv? Be sre 2 like fav and sub if you did and if popular enuff i mite just rite anodder pokemans storey 2.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Trans4ming mi life reviews
Megen fox's charecter is unhappy wit her relationship wit sam witwikke. Will she evaer find the troo luv of her lyfe?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Mikaela B., Skids, Mudflap - Complete
SUper Gundam vv Gawdzilla reviews
Itz a normal dai in da wurld of super gundam robot fiting, wen sudenlee Godzilla attaks. Will da mech warriorz b able 2 put aside der differenses and sav da dey?
Crossover - Godzilla & Gundam 00 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Godzilla - Complete
Teem Fortress Vs Megotron reviews
Da evil decipticon megatron is ataking da town of 2fort. Will da brav Trevis DeGroot b able 2 defeet him?"?
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Demoman, Megatron - Complete
EDEs fallout greek tragety reviews
EDE haz fallen in luv wit da couria. Will da courier share his luv?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Courier, ED-E - Complete
Blubberbeach gets an oil change reviews
Bublibee gits sik. so ompimous prim master does wat it teks 2 make him feel bettor.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Scout bort and solja boi's unbercharge extreveganzor reviews
Robo-scout tries 2 find troo luv.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Scout, Soldier, Medic - Complete