Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around

Bilbo sat by his fireplace, lost in memories of the days that once were. "There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep...that have taken hold."

'Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.' - Kahlil Gibran

For Bilbo assassination is like an art, one that needs to be perfected. Bonds with the victim, emotion and guilt are only an obstacle in the way of completing the contract. Love is like a noose around one's neck, and as such his life is a lonely one. However, will he manage to follow his creed and kill his new contract: Thorin Oakenshield? Thilbo, Bagginshield, Thorin/Bilbo.

Thorin sees a ring in Bilbo's hands, and starts asking questions. Spoilers for the book, starting from events in Mirkwood and further. Sudden plot twist. The story adds to the canon, but, unbelievable as it may sound, does not upset any of the big events. No slash whatsoever. R&R please!

Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.

FF7 with a Skyrim twist. Cloud is more different than he ever could have imagined. His joining of SOLDIER only proves that more to himself as he unleashes something that had lain dormant within him, something big. SxCxZ Yaoi.

"Enough!" I interrupted sharply, drawing myself up to my full height and laying a hand on the hilt of my sword. "Listen to me very carefully. No one touches the Hobbit." I let my eyes harden. "Anyone who tries will answer to me."

Bilbo uses his ring at the Battle of the Five Armies to protect Thorin and his nephews, but he gets severely injured in the process. Thorin/Bilbo, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Violence. Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!

AU. Bilbo is the son of Radagast the Brown, which explains the reason why animals seemed to have taken a liking to the hobbit. By the end of the fic, there is undeniable Bagginshield.

'There are two kinds of sparks, the one that goes off with a hitch like a match, but it burns quickly. The other is the kind that needs time, but when the flame strikes... it's eternal.' Timothy Oliveira

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Bofur and Bilbo end up accidentally married

This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.

Movie!verse. After being left on Carrock by the Eagles, Bilbo must tend Thorin's wounds while the others gather food and firewood. Slash! Thilbo Bagginshield. REQUESTED

A blocked path, a stray spell, and a hobbit with the most peculiar sort of luck. Bilbo knew, leaving the Shire, that hobbits certainly weren't the tallest of folk in the big, wide world. But this is ridiculous. A magical mishap; a Thorin/Bilbo romance.

Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: After everything that goes down in the Lonely Mountain and the grief has settled, the dwarves are just happy to be home. All except for Bofur, who... for some reason, can't quite feel content. He still doesn't feel like he belongs. Not entirely.

He was sitting alone, away from the campfire. I walked towards him, quickly noticing the way in which he was shivering. A cute Thilbo one-shot that I suddenly thought about. Bagginshield. Thorin/Bilbo

Bilbo Baggins knew the braiding of hair and beards between dwarves was a loving gesture, whether family or lovers. Bilbo wants to try it out to see if a certain dwarf king returns his feelings. Thorin/Bilbo, very mild Fili/Kili. I apologise if anyone is OOC, first Hobbit fic. R&R, x.

In which Gandalf finds a cave, the Dwarves show some skin, Thorin is annoying, and Bilbo curses the world. Bagginshield. Oneshot.

Strawberries are sweet. Bilbo is sweet as well. Bilbo/Kili

Azog attacks Thorin's company again and targets the Hobbit thinking him to be the Dwarf king's weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, AU after An Unexpected Journey.

What was Thorin supposed to do when Bilbo just whipped out that candy cane and began sucking on it halfway through the movie? College AU.

Through various events concerning his stray mess of outgrowing curls Bilbo finds he is much wiser – and much more included – in the culture of the dwarves.

And in the heart of the Lonely Mountain lais Thorin's most prized possession. His crown jewel, known of only by those closest to him, and even then with great reluctance. In the bed of silks and furs, among gold and gems he sleeps, undisturbed by all for fear of the Dwarven King's wrath that should fall on anyone who dares to awaken his burglar. Now with fanart!

Gandalf gifts Bilbo a set of fireworks with a strange property: they reveal the strongest thoughts, fears, or dreams of your heart. Thorin is not amused.

Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.

In which Thranduil enjoys torturing Thorin, Thorin wants to break something and, in the end, Elrond won.

I had been sleeping soundly and calmly until the sound of a twig snapping loudly woke me up. It was sudden and loud, and I soon was on my feet drawing my weapon. I remained silent, listening to every sound. It didn't take me long to localise two figures standing in between the trees. I got closer, not prepared for what I was about to see. Thilbo. Bagginshield. Thorin/Bilbo

After escaping from the goblins tunnels, Bilbo goes to rejoin the Company. But harsh words drive him away. Will Thorin regret his treatment of the hobbit? And what of the dangers that still lurk in the shadows? One-shot movieverse

During his training, Lucario develops a strong love for Sir Aaron, but should a Pokemon feel such a way for a human? LucaAaron, Yaoi, Human x Pokemon, don't like don't read I know, summary sucks

Lin suffers from a 2-sided personality, Greed. One day when he confesses his love for Edward, he's shot down. Lin suffers from heart break, but unlike Lin, Greed dosn't take no for an answer. One-sided LinXEd/GreedXEd ONESHOT! YAOI AND RAPE WARNING!

Under the blood-matted hair, stained most likely by a drying wound on the side of the man's head, was a pair of familiar red eyes, opened just a crack as they followed him pleadingly, fearfully. Warnings inside. Eventual Shizuo/Izaya

"Ash? What the heck are you doing!" "I-I'm just trying to help the maids out t-today..." Paul/Shinji x Ash/Satoshi One-shot Comashipping

Astrid's not quite sure how to break it to Hiccup that making out with your dragon isn't normal behavior. Toothcup.

StarrkxIchigo Ichigo gets kidnapped by Aizen and has to fight off the arrancars' affections. No underage readers.

Something about Ben is ironic. Kevin realizes what. Slash, Ben/Kevin, Bevin

AU, crack!fic, slight Ulqui/Ichi. Has Ulquiorra's Hollow hole moved or is Ichigo just seeing things?

Ben walks into a door. No kidding! Slash, Ben/Kevin, Bevin

ZoLu fluffiness. Zoro was not very skilled at making hot chocolate – especially in the early hours of the morning. Prompt from Nakimochiku.

AU. “I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you leave your post its somewhere else? I can’t find the handle to the mini fridge door anymore.” --- Matsuda. LxRaitoxL cuteness.

Post-Sozin’s Comet. “No…but I call them honeycake flowers.” Zukaang.

AU HP/DN XOVER ONESHOT. A search for a toilet in London kind of went…awry. LxRaitoxL.

Aang-centric drabble. The one hundred and twelve year old boy was still trapped in his ice prison.

AU ONESHOT. The fangirls were driving Raito insane, and his only salvation was to pretend to go out with his sort-of-friend, Ryuuzaki Hideki. Unfortunately, Raito discovered that he was just trading one Hell for another. LxRaito.

Bevin...AT THE MOVIE THEATER! Hilarities and Mishaps are sure to follow.

Amazing what things can be hidden behind masks. When the face is hidden, the identity is lost. Who's to say this is a bad thing? Stuck in the middle of episode 116 The Deserter. Aang x Zuko Yaoi