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I am that girl,

The one who likes book more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.E


An Officer's Life - Author Unknown

You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding, He just got done with a accident where people died because they were going to fast.

You wonder why that cop is so mean, He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a Kid.

You work for 8 hours, He works for up to 18 hours

You drink hot coffee to stay awake, The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake.

You complain of a headache and called in sick, He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before.

You drink coffee on your way to the Mall, He spills his coffee as he runs Code 3 to a traffic stop with kids Trapped inside.

You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house, He makes sure his gun is clean and full loaded and his vest is tight.

You talk trash about your buddies that arent with you, He watches his buddy get shot at, and wounded in front of him.

You walk down the beach,staring at all the pretty girls, He walks down the highway looking for body parts from a traffic accident.

You complain how hot it is, He wears 50 pounds of gear and a bullet proof vest in July and still runs around chasing Crack Heads.

You yell and scream at the Squad car that just passed you because they slowed you down, He's in the driver seat of the squad car, going to cut somebody out of their car.

You roll your eyes when a baby cries, He picks up a dead child and wishes that it was crying.

You criticize your police department and say they are never there quick enough, He blasts his siren while the person in front of him refuses to move while talking on their cell phone.

You hear jokes about fallen Officers and say they shouldve known better, He is a hero and runs into situations when everyone else is running away, in order to make sure no one else get's hurt and loses his life doing it.

You sit there and judge him, saying there a waste of money to have them around, Yet as soon as you need help he is there.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (Biiiii)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm a CUTTER so I must be trying to force other peole to try and kill themselves.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANBOY, so i must be gay, a pervert, or a stalker.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo..
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm PROUD OF MY HERITAGE so I MUST think people of other races are inferior.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see...
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like to READ so I must be a LONER.
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I must have no LIFE, and be an easy TARGET to be bullied.
I'm an ARTIST so I must be some crazy freak that draws all the time, and has no life

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.

I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.

I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.

I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.

I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.

I don't care if you're different, everybody is.


Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head, curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy...your baby. I can think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.


I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it

I'm not PMS-ing, I'm just naturally this way, so get off my ass.

I'm not talking to myself I'm talking to the voices in my head.

People say build a bridge and get over it, but I say good luck, the bridge is already burned.

If you wouldn't mind killing a few annoying girls who think they're all that just because they got whacked with the drop dead gorgeous stick and the bitch stick equal amount of times, copy and paste this on your profile.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Boys are books. read one, then it ends and then eventually there's one you can't stop reading.

If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile


I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Destiny J. Adams, Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, My Beautiful Ending, NegarYou

If you think abortion is murder copy and paste this on to your page and add your name to the list: Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, My Beautiful Ending, NegarYou

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doublecrossed by shortneckgiraffe reviews
It almost felt refreshing being able to introduce oneself without the onslaughts of judgmental gaze and awestruck faces. It almost felt real if it weren't for the wide eyed brunette staring back at me with my face. As I would like to say, if life gives you lemons, you'd be damn sure I'd throw that out the window. Nina!Insert (OC Insert)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Klaus, OC
Beneath by ninepen reviews
Loki sits in a prison cell and waits to hear his fate. If luck turns his way, that fate could provide him with another opportunity to finally earn the respect, admiration, and power he covets. He doesn't dare dream he could return to Midgard. There he's met a number of people of interest…but there is only one he's vowed to visit. If Loki falls again, does another abyss await him?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 203 - Words: 1,579,580 - Reviews: 5285 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Thor, Jane F., Loki
Dreaming Wide Awake by Lady Shagging Godiva reviews
Casey Shannon decides to change something drastic on May 23rd, 2009. She forgets to leave town afterwards. Rewrite.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Stefan S., OC]
Nothing Could be Better Than This by kiawahmoon reviews
Takes Place After "Batman Begins". Emilie, a college student in Gotham, witnesses the Joker and his gang rob a bank. Killing her was the plan...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 4/25/2008 - [Joker, OC]
Remnant by Ennya reviews
For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,801 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Joker, OC, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Fraternal Bonds by Ireland Ranger reviews
Since his return, Loki's efforts to reach Thor have been in vain. Belittled and scorned, a prisoner in a gilded cage, what will happen when Loki discovers a wicked plot? The Jotun runt has lost Thor's trust, access to his Mother and has no friend to lend an ear. What will it cost Loki to regain his brother's respect? Torment? What about this young elf? Sequel to Maternal Bonds.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Thor, Loki, OC
Phylactery by Shade40 reviews
Six years after the Promised Day, Selim is Homunculus and child. As he studies alchemy, Selim realizes it is possible to resurrect his family. The Homunculi deserve the same second chance that he was given, but while they struggle to embrace their newfound humanity, an unknown player comes with a deal that divides them. Post-FMAB with bits from 2003 series. For Homunculi-lovers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,666 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Envy, Pride, Mrs. Bradley, Selim B.
The Little Witch by SouthernBlossom reviews
A young girl arrives in Mystic Falls and turns Damon's world upside down. Rated T for possible spanking of minors.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,178 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Damon S. - Complete
Silent Song by JaylatheCerealKiller reviews
After losing her voice in a horrific incident, Lark tries to forget her past and atones for her sins by taking care of others. However, when she meets the Elric brothers, her life is turned upside down again. Secrets are revealed and danger lurks in every corner. Based off the first anime. Envy X OC later in the story
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 200,226 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Envy, OC] Alphonse E., Edward E.
Shatter by Not Enough Answers reviews
Sequel to "Checkmate". Jeannie's life could have been described as a blank canvas, with the occasional spot of color here and there. Now, it was torn right down the middle—splattered with purple and green, streaked with blood.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,700 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Acts Of Courage by rejectedreality reviews
The war was over and all Mila wanted was a peaceful life. But being the one to take down Voldemort and not be recognized in the shops of Diagon Alley was just a little difficult. So when a friend gives her the opportunity to leave she takes it not knowing that she's willingly walking into a whole other mess. One that may just have larger consequences. FemHarry! Klaus/FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,230 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Klaus, OC] Harry P.
Jotun Snowflakes: Continued by OfTheOcean reviews
When a trip to Jotenheim goes terribly wrong and the full truth of his existence revealed, Loki is flung into a world of frost giants, sorcerers and worse, with only his wits to keep him alive. Meanwhile, Thor searches the realms for his brother, while encountering a great evil he has never fought before. As time runs out, can he get to Loki? Or will darkness overcome them both?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015
Redemption by cinders44 reviews
Elena has a twin sister, Ally. She runs into Damon on her way home from camp the summer after her parents died. When Damon turns her, Ally is suddenly thrust into the world of the supernatural, but she feels as if she always belonged there. Her world is changed, especially when she meets our favorite hybrid. Rating just to be safe, and for language. First fanfic!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,518 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Klaus, OC]
Unfortunate Angel by AstridEJ reviews
Jennifer has lived in Mystic Falls her entire life. Her life became unfortunate when her mother abandoned her at the age of 9. Since then she took care of herself and she survived by doing things that she's not proud of. What will happen when 2 good looking originals get their eyes on her? How could she trust them after all she's been to? Will she let them in? Kol/OC/Elijah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 228,215 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Elijah, Klaus, Kol M., OC
Pitiful Weak Ugly - Envious by Natade13 reviews
Little Envy-centric story rated T for gore (blame Greed), and Envy's foul mouth. Envy is injured, and, with no one else to turn to, he goes to find the Fullmetal Alchemist. Partially inspired by multiple other fanfiction's I've read in the past couple months.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Edward E., Envy, Roy M., Pride - Complete
Lightning Strike (The Rewrite) by Kallypso reviews
Liz, the Lightning Alchemist, just wants to help Edward Elric find the philosopher's stone so she can get her own missions-preferably far away from the irritating pipsqueak. But the closer they get to the truth, the more Liz gets wrapped up in the quest and the more dangerous their mission becomes. And a certain homunculus isn't helping with that. Rewrite of Lightning Strike. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 167,661 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Envy, OC] Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
new homunculus by RanjuHarukaReon25 reviews
Father decides to make 7 new homunculi with the same sins as the first homunculi .What happends after the new homunculi meet the originals?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - [Envy, OC]
Unexpected Happenings by whitedwarf reviews
HP(Fem)/Klaus: Forced through necessity to move to America, Rei Potter has only one goal: Get her magic fixed as soon as possible so she can go home. Unfortunately, Mystic Falls isn't as quiet and idyllic as she's been led to believe and when Original Hybrids begin crawling their way into her heart against all odds, she doesn't know what to think.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 249,983 - Reviews: 5313 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Klaus
Possessive by FallenAnqel13 reviews
AU: Diamond never imagined that a harmless wish would lead her into the TVD universe. Now, she has brought it upon herself to save Kol and keep Silas from rising, but she will need all the help she can get considering she is only human. That doesn't seem hard except for the fact that Kol has grown quite attached to her and is extremely possessive of her. Will she survive? Kol/OC
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 106,727 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Kol M., OC
The Beauty in Compassion by Kasani reviews
His plan had been so simple when he'd passed through the gate: Find Hohenheim and kill him. Nothing more, nothing less. The plan hadn't included his powers turning against him, or having to accept help from a human girl. Especially not a girl like this. Now, trapped in a confusing tangle of past and present, it's becoming increasingly clear that he should have killed her at once.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,637 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Envy, OC] - Complete
Anything Could Happen by abbyli reviews
Bonnie Bennett knew everything had changed the moment that she woke up naked next to Damon Salvatore. But then again, when that pregnancy test showed up positive, she found herself not really regretting what had happened.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,407 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
The Joker's Secret by BornOnAFridayIn91 reviews
Many people didn't know that The Joker was actually married. When his wife gets tired of worrying about him, she goes to Batman for help. Joker/OC. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Joker - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
He came to her in her dreams, a grotesque spectre hell bent on revenge. The Other Side was falling, breaking apart at the seams and Mikael, he was there; the ever-present wraith that lurked in the back of her mind. She was just another chess piece, a pawn in his never-ending game against Klaus. (Picks up after 1x20 of TO and 5x20 of TVD)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,076 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Bonnie B., Kol M. - Complete
The Vampire Diaries Next Generation by RoniCullen reviews
After being cursed by a witch, the vampires are able to have children. Not wanting to put them in danger, they place their children in foster families and leave Mystic Falls for good. But when you're parents have done that much in Mystic Falls, you are never safe for long...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014
The Blood Reign of New Orleans by Rachele 20 reviews
After prom, Klaus leaves for New Orleans. Caroline is left not feeling so good, only to find that she is carrying his heir. So she heads to New Orleans to find Klaus. What will Klaus think of Caroline having his child? With a war brewing in the supernatural city, what will Caroline face?
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Originals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,533 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus M. - Complete
Welcome to the Madhouse by shaunamariebuckingham reviews
When Doctor Jones begins working at Arkham Asylum alongside Jonathan Crane, she never expected to get involved with a character like the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, J. Crane, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Power, Love, and Destruction by Spiralcloud reviews
I was a freak. A monster. People accused me of being a witch, a succubus. I thought that I was forever alone, abandoned in this harsh world—until I met the Mikaelsons. They took me under their wing, without judgment, or fear. But something would always puzzle me, and it wasn't just my unusual powers: It's that I could not die. OC/Originals. Other pairings to come.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,682 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Klaus, Elijah, OC, Kol M.
Running Out of Time by ceebreeze88 reviews
What happens when Hermione is in an accident at the Ministry of Magic and is transported through time? How far does she go back? Who does she meet? Will she want to return to the future? Only time will tell. Eventual HG/AM, time turner love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,118 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Abraxas M.
Family Tree by Jane Bennett reviews
What if Klaus gave his daughter to Caroline instead of Rebekah? Klaus calls Caroline every day to inquire after Hope. Caroline tells him everything, well, almost. How will Klaus react when he finally visits the two after years? How will Hope react when she finds out that her father is an original hybrid? And how will Caroline react when he is close enough to touch? No Hayley.
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Originals - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Hope M., Rebekah M. - Complete
Shards of Reality by ichigoarerugi reviews
Anastasia Owens used to be a modern-day high school student/FMA fan, but a run-in with Truth takes two things from her: her reality, and her freedom. Sent to Amestris in the beginning of the story, Ana tries to be a hero and save lives by using the shards of her own reality within the story, but is it her place to interfere? And what did Truth mean about her freedom? OC-centric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Edward E., Envy, Truth, OC
Job To Do by Evil Little Dog reviews
Kimbley has to 'encourage' Winry to accept his offer. Mafia A.U.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Kimbley, Winry R., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill you, Makes you Stranger by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
After Edward leaves, Jacob helps Bella get her life in order once more. She's now a college graduate and moves to Gotham City for an interview at the prestigious Wayne Enterprises. But Bella can never have a normal life and gets the attention of the top men in the city. From billionaires to psychotic clowns, how will she cope? And what are these strange occurrences she's noticing?
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Joker, Bella
There Are Children Present by Kittens and Roses reviews
After years of being together, Elena and Damon decide it's finally time to start a family. Finding the right baby name and adoption agency is hard enough. Are they up for the challenge of raising a human child in a town full of vampires and werewolves?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Elena G., Damon S.
Worlds Collide by watergurl181 reviews
Derek Souza thinks nothing crazy will happen this week. O.K. its more like he is praying nothing too crazy happens this week. He never believed that the twin sister he thought was dead would resurface. Or that she has been living with The Pack since they were six years old. Now Derek must decide between the life he has known or a life with people like himself... RATED M CAUTION
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014
Indestructible by TheForgottenSheikah reviews
An eighteen year old girl is a street fighter for Maroni. She had a screwed up childhood, scars marking her body, and a intense rage problem. Having earned the title, 'Indestructible' the Clown Prince's curiosity is aroused. Is that good or bad? Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,645 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2008
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16131 - Favs: 26,974 - Follows: 15,366 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I've Been Wrong Before by SlytherinPride2292 reviews
Kate Richardson is stuck in the decadence of a monotonous marriage and happily works as a security guard of Arkham Asylum just to get a little spice in her life. By taking that first graveyard shift, Kate is introduced to someone who is more than willing to give her what she desires...if, that is, she is willing to give a piece of herself in return.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,516 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Ma, my teachers are Homunculi! by M. Cali' Ai reviews
What if the Homunculi were sent to court after the fight with Father? What if they were all placed on probation in an inner city school as teachers? Wait, they're gonna be teachers? Rated T for swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Edward E., Envy, Greed, Selim B.
Unmasked by Jocelyn reviews
AU. During that first pivotal fight in Jotunheim, Loki is hit with a poisoned dart. He collapses in the Observatory as Thor is banished, leaving Asgard without any heir and teetering on the brink of war. Now Frigga and Odin face the consequences of their deception, and still-mortal Thor is running out of time to save his brother's life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,296 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Soul Partners by eternalglitch reviews
When a fangirl once again ends up in Amestris, she realizes that no one ever told her just how awful it was to be there. Without any fighting skills or any control over her new abilities, Cynthia has to cope with being stuck with an annoyed homunculus and save them both from dying. Unfortunately for her, no one wants to listen to her references or sarcastic remarks. Discontinued.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,307 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Envy, OC - Complete
Black and White by NurdBurger reviews
!PCSYCH WARD AU! Envy and Wrath are brothers, living in a Children's Mental Hospital. They both have issues, but Envy's are killing him. When a happy girl with a strange, unmentioned dark side appears, how will things turn out for the brothers? Rated T for language. Based off the 2003 anime. Includes parental!IzumixWrath
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Envy, OC] [Wrath, Izumi C.]
Erika by Sweet Little Darling reviews
Klaus wanted a son and an heir to continue his legacy. . .instead he got a daughter and an heiress. A series of one shots about Daddy Klaus and his little girl, Erika. Family fluff. Sligh OOC. AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Klaus - Complete
20 truths about Orochimaru by iluvfanfics1997 reviews
The truth about our least favorite Sannin and why they couldn't give him up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Trial by PartyPenguina3 reviews
The Joker stands trial for his crimes in Bane's kangaroo courts during TDKR. What he finds surprises him. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Joker - Complete
Because I Love You by Psyc0gurl0 reviews
Klaroline! After leaving 6 years Klaus comes back to his hometown where he left the girl he loves behind. He comes home for his brother's wedding to find that the love of his life has a child that looks suspiciously like him. Can Klaus win back the girl he loves and become a father to the boy he never knew? Or will he leave again? All-human.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,412 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
His Amethyst Eyes by RamonaFlowers20 reviews
"He was the one who had brought her here after all. Taken her away from Edward and Alphonse in the dead of night like some monster from a fairy tale. Now she found herself in a strange place, and surrounded by even stranger characters."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,438 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Envy, Winry R.
Edward William Elric by Huaile reviews
"I remember you. When I was a baby." Edward Elric gasped out, blood seeping from his mouth. "Of course. Where d'you think you got your middle name from, baby brother?" I breathed in his ear. Ed stared hard at me, eyes wide. And then the light dimmed in his eyes, and my baby brother, Edward Elric, died.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
What Happened Afterwards by I'm sorry but no reviews
The asylum is empty, save for him. There is no one left. No one but It. No one ever thought about what would happen to It after It was captured but It just sits and rots as Its mind disintegrates into oblivion...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
The Prince and His Servant by Ikarai reviews
A world where Homunculi are servants and slaves to humans; Edward is given a homunculus as his own servant and protector. Before long, love begins to grow between the two. But the world is a hostile place, where loving a homunculus is a tabboo. AU, EnvyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Edward E., Envy
Unique by BladefireA reviews
Envy's secret is revealed and he rants on paper. Being like him isn't easy, and it just got a whole lot harder. Sorry about bad summary. Warnings inside, NOT A YAOI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Shattered by AllyDLV reviews
Bella is destroyed when the Cullens leave, after Charlie gets a job offer in Virginia, they move to Mystic Falls to start over. Bella soon discovers that she can slowly mend her broken heart with the help of new friends. Set in New Moon.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,444 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
The Sweet Downfall by Homesick reviews
Sequel to All I Ask Of You. Dragonrider and Varden spy, star-crossed lovers. As Meghan is determined to hide her child's identity, and Murtagh is forced to serve Galbatorix, will Alagaesia, Meghan, and Murtagh keep holding on?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,687 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Murtagh
Just Laugh It Off by easyl0ve reviews
This is a love story about a girl who falls for the wrong man, a mad man, and in doing so she turns into the woman she never knew she could be. It is rated M for potential violence and sexual content. I only own my original character, the rest of course belongs to DC comics and the movie franchise.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,767 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Joker - Complete
Underneath by DreamingPioneer reviews
The Joker never expected his plan would go horribly wrong. Now after an untimely explosion, he finds himself trapped underneath the rubble. But he's not alone, he has his hostage with him. Will they make it out alive?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Joker - Complete
My Humanity by JavaJunkie110 reviews
Klaus sends Caroline back in time to get to know him before he became a vampire. Caroline, who figures out quickly she isn't a vampire when she arrives in the past, is unaware that Klaus has sent her there. Takes place after 3x20.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,976 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Sanity Is Relative by EusYram reviews
The story of what could have happened were the Joker rescued from his own trial by an unexpected admirer.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Slepnir by Umei no Mai reviews
When Loki's firstborn is caught masquerading as his father to aid an escape, Tony finds himself wishing he'd never goaded the son of Svadilfari into talking to him. Mentions of rape, bestiality and emotional abuse.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Envy Abuse by electric Serpent reviews
Inspired by ep 54 of the brotherhood series. This is my take of what should have happened during Roy and Envy's fight. Warning: Contains non-con, abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Envy, Roy M. - Complete
Redemption by Inhumunculus reviews
"Alright, Chibi-san. I'll give you a chance. Fine, I'll lead you to Father. But I expect to be human within the first five minutes you have the philosopher's stone." Envy-Edward Friendship. No yaoi on this one but it is very sad. T for violence and blood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Native Son by Seta Suzume reviews
Next stop, Fernburg. Ed's curiosity gets the better of him, as usual.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Edward E., Kimbley - Complete
Harry Potter and the Explosive Solution by Solus Tal'echoy reviews
Ed and Kimblee are sent to teach alchemy at Hogwarts, but Kimblee has a special mission. Mangaverse, OotP, no yaoi. Sorry fangirls, I'd love to do it, but Ed would kill Kimblee if I tried. Rated T for Ed's potty mouth and Kimblee's, well, being Kimblee. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Kimbley
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
One Question, Never Ending Answer by Zwart Wit reviews
What if Envy's life was saved and he end up living with Ed and friends? This is the scene when they eat dinner together, and one question from May Chang ends in ridiculous mess. CHAP 2 UPDATE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Envy
Family by OhJay reviews
What if Hoenheim and Envy lived with Ed and Al after Al got his body back? What would happen? A series of oneshots, implied EdxWinry and AlxMay no yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hohenheim, Envy - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Pearl's Beauty reviews
Sequel to LOVE IS A STRANGE THING. After five years of peace and tranquility, chaos started disrupting the lives of Kayla and her two kids. Joker/OC. Lemons. R&R.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,644 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Joker - Complete
Monster by FreddyJasonV reviews
Jack Napier is your average everyday guy. He's a hard worker, but a loner. He's been having bad luck all his life. But one day on the job, he really realizes just how one rotten day can change your life forever... My take on Joker's origin. Please R&R.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,302 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Joker - Complete
I'm Not Laughing by Miz. Jynx reviews
Batman got angry. Bullet proof glass isn't Batman proof. And the Joker's at the end of his rope. Sometimes people forget, he's only human. And humans die.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
We Are Your Family by ofmustachesandtomatoes reviews
Growing up with people that love you - care for you, and are there for you - is something William doesn't know if he could live with...He knows they're not his immediate family,but they're all he has.How is he going to be able to live with people he hates
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Envy, Edward E.
The Penalty by TriplePirouette reviews
Alfred?" Bruce asked quietly, "Do you think that anyone truly deserves to die at another man's hand? Even if they have done unspeakable acts? If they've killed people?" Angst, post TDK. What happens at the end of the Joker's Trial? edited for errors
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Love Is A Strange Thing by Pearl's Beauty reviews
COMPLETE! This an AU. Joker/OC. Not sure how to summarize this story. Please R&R. Some lemons.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,170 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Finding Tomorrow by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
.AU. .Sequal to Escaping Yesterday. Life is beginning to return to normal for Envy, Ed and Al after the incident wih Dante- but with the police sniffing around investigating her murder, it looks like it might not stay that way for long...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,826 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Mutually Assured Destruction by The Lilac Pilgrim reviews
After a terrible battle, The Joker lies dying in Arkham. Batman, overcome with guilt, comes to visit, but the Joker has an unusual last request.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Chase This Light by Burakku's Shadow reviews
Envy's trapped in his Reduced form with no way of escape. But what happens when a human girl comes into the picture? Envy's POV, rated for some swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,699 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Envy - Complete
Famous Last Words by Spike'sSavior reviews
“I don’t need to be saved,” Joker said. The final fight between Batman and the Joker. Warning: Violence, mild language, and character death
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Listen, You'll Understand by Burakku's Shadow reviews
Ed, Al and Winrey are returning home in the rain, and lying on the dirt road is...Envy? Why is he there? And what is it he's trying to tell them?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Zolf's Plea by The Original Foxx reviews
Zolf J Kimbley composes a not to the jurors that had been at his trial, he muses about why he had committed some of his past deeds. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Kimbley - Complete
Envy by AkiraIgurashi reviews
Alone in the world living with the darkness as your only friend, how must it feel?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Envy, Hohenheim - Complete
Typical by redwalgrl-RG reviews
CRACKFIC! It all started with a horrid day at work. And then Kimbley got ahold of the fireworks...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007 - F. Archer, Kimbley - Complete
Kimbley's Past by The Original Foxx reviews
My version of what turned Kimbley into the feared Crimson Alchemist we know and love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Kimbley - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,688 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Sangre La by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Ed explores an old child's room and learns things he dosen't want to accept. (Spoilers for Envy and episode 50) -No Pairings-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Edward E., Envy