Mantisreligiosa
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Joined 11-17-12, id: 4366184, Profile Updated: 12-15-17
Author has written 3 stories for Supernatural, and Star Trek: 2009.

Some of my ships:

- Sherlock, Johnlock (Naturally)

- James Bond, Quartermaster/Bond

- Supernatural, Castiel/Dean, Sam/Gabriel

- Marvel, Captain America/Iron man, Thor/Loki, Natasha/Bruce

- Star trek, Kirk/Spock

- Harry Potter, Draco/Harry

-The Borgias, Lucresia/Chesare(I know, I know. Dont judge me, peeks from under a blanket)

- and much more...


A JOKE FOR STAR TREK FANS:

How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

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Shower by L122yTorch reviews
Lately Kirk has been failing to be the overly-dramatic, charismatic leader that the crew knows and loves. He walks as though there is a weight on his shoulders and his eyes are dark and serious. He looks tired and spends long hours in the shower. Spock has become increasingly concerned about his captain, and after waiting long enough, decides to confront him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Tolle Fors by Akikofuma reviews
Sequel to "From Day 1" THIS STORY CANNOT BE READ ALONE. Jim is picked to travel to New Vulcan as Star Fleet grew wary of the tight lipped ways of the Vulcans, losing trust in their alliance. Jim accepts the job, not only to help the Federation, but to also win the love of his life back. Prime!Spock is not mentioned, Amanda survived.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,253 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk
Puppy Love by Needing-To-Shut-Up-But-Unable reviews
Kirk becomes a puppy, and Spock has to look after him. Written for missred666 but the insanity is mine. Not Spirk, but prequel to Spirk if you read the sequel 'Puppy Instincts', although this story can be read as a one-off.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Spock, N. Uhura] J. Kirk - Complete
Captain Spirk by Albukirky reviews
Due to transporter error Kirk and Spock found themselves sharing the same body and found that they are able to read each other's thoughts. Craziness ensues-what secrets will be revealed? Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,245 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
From Day 1 by Akikofuma reviews
12 year old Jim meets a 12 year old Spock as Sarek takes his son along to live on earth for a year. Being in the same class, Jim and Spock become friends. But after the year is up, Spock is forced to return to Vulcan. How will they react once they meet again a few years later? Will they still be friends, or will there be even more? SLOW BUILDING SpockxKirk. AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,240 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
To Hear a Hand by Tsurai Shi reviews
James T. Kirk's birth is a medical impossibility; a horrible miracle. Deaf!Kirk. Eventual Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
The Five Ways To Court A Winchester by thejigsawtimess reviews
Gabriel is sick of Sam ignoring him, and he suspects Castiel is having similar problems with Dean. Together, they're sure they can concoct a plan brilliant enough that both of them will get their man.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Things Nico Finds by LC The Brave reviews
Life was never boring when the ghost king was around. He always had something with him, and he always made it a point to trigger a reaction from the son of Poseidon. Post TLO, Percy/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Accidental Intermission by brytewolf reviews
Jim and Spock are having a movie night in Jim's quarters. Spock accidentally ingests some chocolate, and shameless smut and fluff ensue. Rated M for a reason, people XDDD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Insert Slash Here: A Collection of Oneshots by Brittany Diamond reviews
K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
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The crew bonding sessions, and how they ended reviews
Some of the crew of the enterprise is sent to take part to crew bonding sessions on earth, Their purpose is to lower the crews stress levels, and lift up confidence towards the people who you are working with. They have exercises for two days in which Spock and Jim have to share a room and try not to think their feelings towards each other too much.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love Charm reviews
Castiel gets hit by a love charm. How will he manage. Rated M just to be safe. Reviews much appreciated!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
On the shore reviews
Castiel was avoiding the water like it would be poisonous. What could possibly be the reason?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete