Fav Qoutes

~“The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."~Winston Churchill

~He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

~"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one"~Albert Einstein

~"...why I'm so sympathetic to the monsters. The answer is simple. Because I am one."~Laurell K. Hamilton

~There is a quake that rips the soul asunder. . . it is the pain of remembering.~Anonymous

~Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.~Edgar Allen Poe

~"Procrastination is like masturbation cuz in the end, you're just screwing yourself." ~Anonymous

~"A follower can be a leader, a leader can be a follower"~Unknown

~"A great person can accomplish a lot. A helpful person can accomplish a lot more."~ Unknown

~"A smile can be a mask to hide the truth."~Unkown

~"To dream is to escape reality, to escape reality you must dream."~Unkown

~If you try to describe happiness: it's something intangible that slips through the cracks of your fingers.~Ayumi Hamsaki Far Away

~"Revenge converts a little right into a great wrong."~German proverb

~"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we have to alter it every six months."~Oscar Wilde.

~"Love is Life. And if you miss love, you miss life."~Leo Buscaglia.

~"There is no such thing as immoral or moral books. Books are either well written or badly written."~Oscar Wilde.

~"Death is a door way, Think be for you knock on it"~Sherrilyn Kenyon

~“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying?
Well, don't worry...I'm here. The floodwaters will recede, the famine will
end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you. ”~Charlie Brown to Snoopy

~“In prison, those things withheld from and denied to the prisoner become precisely what he wants most of all.”~Eldridge Cleaver

~“This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”~Winston Churchill

~“If there is something to gain and nothing to lose by asking, by all means ask!”~W. Clement Stone

~"When two elephants fight it is the grass that suffers"~African Proverb

~"You know the world's crazy when: the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in the world are named: "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon". Need I say more?"~Chris Rock

Fav Quotes From Fanfics

1) "Level One, Administrative Offices, including the office of the Minister for Magic."

Rookwood threw up his hands in relief. "Finally!"

"Please enter your administrative passcode."

"What?" Sirius asked in confusion.

"Oh, for the love of Merlin!" Remus cried, shouldering everyone out of the way. He slammed his hands into the doors with a resounding clang, claws gouging holes in them, and began to pull them open with obvious effort.

Everyone blinked.

"You know," Rookwood said conversationally, "there's got to be at least a dozen spells on those doors to prevent them from being forced."

"Tell that to the doors," Sirius replied as they were ripped open by the frustrated werewolf, revealing a narrow, and suspiciously empty, corridor beyond.

Remus stood to the side of the lift, glared at them with flashing eyes and pointed a finger down the corridor.

"Out!" he demanded with a feral growl. They all rushed to comply.

"Remind me never to piss him off," Rookwood whispered to Sirius. Murmurs of agreement came from the others - Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika

2"Well, Severus," Dumbledore folded the parchments and put them away in his robe pocket, "I must congratulate you on your admirable ruthlessness. Seducing a boy half your age and persuading him to marry you right under my nose was a cunning move indeed."

The crowd reacted predictably indignantly. Harry had a hard time not to sneer at them.

Severus just rolled his eyes unfazed. "Please, Albus, with the way he was throwing himself at me there was hardly any seduction involved."

"Hey, with the way you were bending over, showing off that arse of yours, were you honestly expecting me not to get interested?"

"I was just picking up something."

"Sure, you were." - Emancipation by Badgirlgoesworse

3)Naruto looked up in alarm as there was a sudden movement and all at once a half-dozen strangers rushed inside, right at him. Instantly, he screamed, flinching backwards as he shrieked at the top of his lungs in the desperate hope that Daddy would come and rescue him.

There was a loud crash and a tinkle, and Daddy burst through the window in a shower of broken glass, landing in front of his son in a battle-ready position, kunai out and a feral father-mode touch-my-son-and-die look in his eye.

Naruto stopped screaming and instead grinned at the suddenly petrified strangers. After a moment, Daddy seemed to relax, lowering the shiny knife-thing Naruto was never allowed to touch.

"Asuma? Kurenai? Genma, Yuugao, Hayate… Anko… do I even want to know why you are causing my son to scream in holy terror?" he asked darkly. The others winced in unison. Hayate moved his hand to his mouth and his shoulders shook as he coughed.

"We didn't mean to scare him," Kurenai said softly. "We didn't know he'd be afraid of us."

"He has a good head on his shoulders. Stranger danger, and all that," Kakashi retorted, placing his kunai back in his pouch and turning to lift the toddler making desperate 'up' motions off the glass shard-covered ground. "Asuma, Genma, I'm choosing to blame you, meaning that it's now your job to fix the window I'd just finished repairing when I was forced to crash through it to rescue my son from unknown assailants."

The guests had the grace to look ashamed, and Asuma and Genma began to mutter their agreement while the others sheepishly tried to sweep or gather up the sharp glass pieces.

Within twenty minutes, the apartment was cleaned and child-safeified to Kakashi's satisfaction. He settled on the bed, holding a shy Naruto on his lap, and said, "Okay. Now that he isn't in danger in his own home-" Cue dirty/contrite looks. "-this is my son, Hatake Naruto. Naru, these are a bunch of idiots. Say hello."

Happy now that Daddy was holding him, Naruto flashed a smile around the room and waved a small hand, saying, "Eyo." -Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble

4)"Well, Naruto," Kakashi asked. "What now?"

"Whaddya mean, Kaka-sensei?" Naruto asked.

"Hmm? Oh, just that you've so far managed to invent a completely new seal structure that will change the lives of the entire village, get our mission upgraded to an A-ranked mission, and single-handedly renegotiate the terms of our mission, bargaining to get terms most favorable to Konoha. So, what's next, Taichou-chan?" Kakashi asked with a grin.

"What?" Naruto half asked, half yelled. "But that's… you… gah!"

He glared at Sakura and Sasuke, who hadn't bothered to hide their snickering.

"And you two are supposed to be on my side," he pouted accusingly.

"Of course, Naruto-taichou," Sakura said innocently.

"Anything you say, Taichou," Sasuke agreed.

"…You suck," Naruto said.

"Seriously though, you're the seal expert here," Kakashi said. "What do you need us to do?"

Naruto looked up at him from under his eyelashes to see if he was really serious. It appeared he was.

"Well," Naruto hesitated, nervous now that they all were looking at him. "What would really help? If you could somehow figure out how big the reservoir needs to be, and start digging it."

"Sure," Kakashi agreed easily. So as Naruto pulled out his giant scroll filled with inscrutably obscure notes, Kakashi sat down for some calculations of his own. As he wrote out all of the information he had on the spring thaw, he noted Sasuke idly sharpening and cleaning his kunai and shuriken and Sakura… hovering over his shoulder.

"Carry the three, Kakashi-sensei," she said patiently. He looked down at his equation and realized she was right. A few seconds later, she spoke up again.

"You forgot an 'X' Kaka-sensei," she corrected him. Kakashi grit his teeth and added the 'X' where she'd pointed—after looking back over his work for a few moments and seeing she was right. Again.

"Kaka-sensei, you need to factor it to…"

Kakashi tossed the scroll at her and plopped down next to Sasuke.

"So," he said. "You come up with a way to make me feel inadequate and completely superfluous today, too?"

"Well," Sasuke said, never looking away from his kunai. "I could show you my two Sharingan eyes if you really want."

Then Sasuke was falling ass over teakettle into a stack of sandbags, and Kakashi was stretching out like a cat on top of the large pile, Icha Icha Paradise in hand as he proceeded to ignore his entire team. -Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren

Gay, Bi, Lesbian Rights

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Fav Anime :Gravitation, Inuyasha, Ranma ½, Escaflowne, Hellsing, FMA, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Prince of Tennis, Read or Die, Card Captors, Trinity Blood, Street Fighter 2, Blood last vampire, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Naruto,

Fav Manga:Gravitation, Ranma ½, Negima, Getbackers, Hellsing, Full Metal Panic, Little Butterfly, FAKE, Sensual Phase, Petshop of Horrors, Prince of Tennis, Princess Ai, Card Captors, The Gate, Escaflowne, Merupuri, Psychic Academy, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Jing: King of Bandits, Mark of the Succubus, Tactics

Fav Couples(Seme/Uki)

Naruto

KyuuMina

SasuNaru

NaruSasu

ItaNaru

GarrNeji

NejiSasu

Inuyasha

SessInuy

InuMiro

SessMiro

KogInu

Harry Potter Series

HarryDraco

LucSev

BlaNev

SevHarry

SirRem

SevRem

SirSev

LucJam