Okay. So we're actually two different people. Dreana and Sophie. But we're similar enough that we're practically the same, so if you want, you can think of us as Dreanophie.

Dreanophie looooooves Seeley Booth. We both have shrines to him in our closet, and if we ever take over the world, there will be statues of him everywhere. We also have voices in our heads. But we're not... crazy or anything. Just... no, we're crazy. Sanity is overrated anyway.

Everything you read by us is controlled by two very disgruntled muses. Sophie's in named Bella, and she has some minor aggression issues. Dear Dreana's muse Ginny is currently in therapy, seeking help for her obsession with the Bones episode "The Pain in the Heart".

Our penname? Well, it's simple really. We really would like Booth and Brennan to just go at it against the wall already! Seriously. There are walls everywhere. So they can just pick a wall, any wall, and decide to you know, break the laws of physics. Alright, so it might be an obsession. An obsession with Booth and Brennan going at it against a wall. But obsession is a good thing often found in awesome people like ourselves. So don't be frightened or you know, run away. We're not scaring you, are we?

Dreanophie's Likes:

1. Seeley Booth
2. Bones
3. Seeley Booth
4. Gilmore Girls
5. Seeley Booth
6. CAFFEINE
7. Seeley Booth
8. Procrastinating
9. Seeley Booth.
10. The eighties :D
11. Seeley Booth
12. Writing
13: Seeley Booth

Dreanophie's Dislikes:

1. Christopher Hayden
2. Timothy Sullivan
3. Camille Saroyan (although we can occasionally put up with her)
4. Math
5. Writer's Block
6. Icky OOC fanfiction
7. Earliness

If you love us (which you do, right?) and want more, you can find it here:

Dreana (aka JavaJunkie4Evar)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1562238/JavaJunkie4Evar

Sophie (aka gilmorefanforever)

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1296111/gilmorefanforever

So, that's us. Two crazy, obsessed teens, who, um, by the way, LOVE reviews almost as much as we love Booth.