"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.

Book 5. One seeks to consume the world in fire, the other to control it with bonds. When destiny calls, all Zuko and Aang can do is try their best to follow.

One is a boy genius with a flair for mischief, and the other is an athletic, naturally skilled fighter. Imagine these twins-products of a reformed criminal empire-encountering a magical world! Thankfully, they're not alone: their brother is thirsting for action after years of blissful yet boring peace. Fowl manor has a history of magic, and these two are no exception.

What if Yato and Bishamon knew each other way before Yato killed the Ma clan, so long ago that it was in their previous lives? Tsukiyomi theory; ¡Past! Yatobisha!

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

When Slytherin's most devious mind collides with Ravenclaw's most free-spirited Quibbler reader.

Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.

THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).

Alternate title: The One Where Artemis Is More Of A Genius And As A Result Becomes A Normal Kid. 'Artemis Fowl wasn't an idiot. He knew he would have enemies. He also knew the best plan of attack is one of surprise. He acts accordingly. He prefers being underestimated to being dead.' In which Artemis is just a little bit smarter than canon, and that one IQ point changes everything.

AU. Oneshot. "To anyone else, she looked the epitome of pissed off: her face red, brow furrowed, stomps echoing loudly off the walls. But all Scott saw was the tiny smile twitching on her lips. He couldn't deny it broke his heart." One-sided SxC, implied DxC.

If being siblings wasn't a pain enough, then trying being twins.

Torn between wanting to stay in Amestris and returning to their own country, the reluctant trio of Ling, Lan Fan and Mei manage to find some common ground in the land between the East and the West.

What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.

Living in the palace is strange enough for May, but even stranger with the new Emperor and a homunculus trying to act like an actual big brother. (Greed Lives AU)

There can only be two sides to a game of chess, unless someone plays on both sides at once. Another genius villain joins the mix, throwing the already delicate balance of powers on its side. Three of the greatest magical beings pitted against one another in deadly trials, only one can emerge victorious, and no, this isn't the Triwizard Tournament we're talking about.

Three years after the coronation, a plot to overthrow the Emperor has been put into motion. Disguised as a noblewoman, Lan Fan plunges into the Xingese court—and into a courtship with the emperor himself. "You are my master," she said. "There is nothing that I will not do for you." He smiled then. "So why won't you kiss me, Lan Fan?" Co-posted. Ongoing. Next update: probs 12/24/15.

Okumura Yukio has always been able to see demons, but sometimes, they were people who slew them with weapons that transformed into people. He never dared to approach them, but Nii-san, of course, had no qualms doing it.

What's gone is forever lost, and all a former homunculus can do is live, finding strength in what remains behind.

Percy Jackson is eighteen and hopelessly in love with Artemis. He's also the leader of a plot to overthrow the gods. [Dark Percy/Artemis, realistically crueler gods and camp half-blood.]

Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

Ling forgets his passport to Amestris. Ed has to get him out of jail. Hiliarity ensues.

Yes, the guardians have heard of him. With hair as white as snow, skin as pale as the moon, eyes as blue as the sky: he was the legendary 'Ice Prince' put to sleep by Old Man Winter 300 years ago. And now Man in the Moon wants the guardians to simply go and wake him up? Wait… why?

Things take an unexpected turn when Ling and Lan Fan return to Xing.

He will burn her but not before she drowns him. Katara is the Fire Nation's only hope at getting to the Avatar and Zuko is desperate to restore his honor. He doesn't know that she can manipulate more than just water. She knows nothing about him except his fire. What both of them don't know is that their destinies will make them Gods and Monsters. [AU]

Drabble dump for LingFan. 008: Tranquility. The horizon of Persephone flickers into a mirage as they leave atmo, and Lan Fan checks her pistol, wondering whether or not anyone will mind if she shoots that blonde-haired gold-eyed Alliance hun dan before they reach Whitefall. T for James Bond level stuff.

Remorse and longing and stupid, stupid love sang out in the halls of the palace of Xing. Lingfan one shot.

Greed has absolutely no idea how Xing works. Ling and Lan Fan delight in this fact, but the population of Xing is concerned their emperor might be a complete moron. [Greed Survives AU]

They have a special game, Yaboku and Hiiro, and they're really good at it. Practice makes perfect, after all, and they practice loads. It's really fun, not really because of the blood that sprays in pretty crimson arcs, but because it makes Hiiro smile and father praise them, and those two things make up Yaboku's whole world. Then Yaboku meets Sakura, and everything changes.

Yato was Kazuma's benefactor, and Kazuma wasn't one to leave a debt unpaid. For years, he watched Yato, looking for an opportunity to repay him - he never found one, but he watched as Yato's first mask, his first defense, broke, and then watched some more as Yato created a new one. And in between, he saw Yato, real and so, so tired.

Lan Fan Zhang is a hacktivist. As part of The Cavern, she cracks into the corrupt companies and nepotistic government of Centralis City in an effort to make things better. But when an insidious program breaks into all her files, she has to go into hiding. Her new housemate isn't helping all that much. LingFan, Royai, EdWin, AlMei. Ongoing. Cover art by Dotdotdot.

AU. When Head Detective Roy Mustang met Forensics Specialist Edward Elric his first thought was that the boy was too young for the profession. But when a police department conspiracy appears he realizes: trust few or trust no one. Edwin, Royai.

It's just a normal end to a typical when Yaboku asks his "father" a questing concerning a person he had killed earlier. Spoilers for chapter 45. (I'm not really sure how to rate this)

—A series of mysterious and brutal murders have been plaguing the countryside, and when Hiyori meets a strange boy in the forest, she can't help but wonder—is he the hero, or the killer? – [Warring States Period, AU]

An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

The exorcists stumble across Yukine and chaos ensues. One-shot.

There wasn't anything she wouldn't do for her Young Lord, even if it meant serving as vessel for a Homunculus. – Lan Fan makes a bargain; Greed doesn't mind overly much and Ling is, as always, along for the ride.

AU. Yukio's sole reason for arriving at True Cross Academy is to find out why Satan killed his foster father. However, when Yukio reveals his power as a tamer by summoning the Prince of Gehenna himself- a demon who shouldn't exist- Well, everything just got a lot more complicated.

And, still there today, stands a library of books and scrolls named "Túshū guǎn de Ling Yao" (The Library of Ling Yao). And, still tucked away from the average citizen's eyes, are scrolls of the Immortal Emperor. One-Shot.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

Times like these turn the prince into a green-eyed monster.

Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.

He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

In a world where someone else found the twins that snowy night, Rin leads a demon army. — Rin/Shiemi.

The return from Amestris to Xing should have been triumphant. However when faced with guilt, a mounting forbidden attraction, a homicidal panda, and an endless stretch of desert – Ling almost misses the homunculi.

Zuko and Katara serve tea at Iroh's shop, which leads to Zuko and Katara getting shamelessly hit on. Their solution to their pervert woes? Pretend to be a jealous couple in order to scare off the grab-happy folks of Ba Sing Se.

Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.

AU: Mai's father argues to the Firelord that the Water Tribesmen can be educated and made into proper sorts of people. So Azulon sees he gets a boy to prove this on. Warning: dark themes about cultural erasure.

After the siege of the North Pole, Lieutenant Jee was branded a traitor and thrown in prison. The war is over now, so what could the Firelord have in mind for him?

Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.

HP xover Sorting is a time of pride and celebration... as long as your father isn't John Winchester.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.