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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hey! I'm Spy. It's nice to see you. I write things and it's fun, the end.


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Venom updates on a weekly basis, usually on a Thursday or Friday.

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Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,286 - Reviews: 5184 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 6,046 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 9268 - Favs: 7,351 - Follows: 7,676 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlie's Daughter by completerandomness12 reviews
Charlie Swan is an international conman on the run from the FBI for the past 15 years. Edward Masen is an FBI agent with a score to settle against Charlie. When the FBI receives a tip, Edward uses unorthodox methods to track Charlie. He gets close to hotshot lawyer Bella Swan, Charlie's daughter and the last person to see Charlie face-to-face in the US in hopes of find his target.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,385 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 16070 - Favs: 6,651 - Follows: 4,940 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,658 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 4,762 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 5,094 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012
Snapshots by LyricalKris reviews
When his older brother walked out on his girlfriend, Bella, on the worst night of her life, Edward was there to pick up the pieces. Jasper breezed back into town after being missing for three years to find his family had reformed around the hole he left behind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Mistake Of All by MrsK81 reviews
Living the perfect life with no cares or responsibilities suited Bella just fine, but her family had other ideas and all of a sudden everything was changing... and not necessarily in a good way. One last night out, one quick escape through a bathroom window, one assumption about her new boss plus so many other things proved to be one mistake after another or so it seemed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,450 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Altered Measure by kitchmill reviews
Edward Cullen is living life in the fast lane. As the lead singer of Breaking Dawn, he gets any woman he wants and makes no apologies for it. But when he sets his sights on timid Bella Swan, his life becomes irrevocably altered. How will he handle being thrown into fatherhood and co-parenting with the introverted beauty?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,396 - Reviews: 6675 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7795 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Lose The One You Love by Discordia81 reviews
San Francisco lawyer, Bella Swan, struggles to cope with the loss of her long-term boyfriend, Riley. Lonely and grief-stricken, she loses herself in a string of one-night stands, convinced she'll never find love again. Museum curator, Edward Cullen, may be the man to change Bella's mind. Could he be her second chance for love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 225,348 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Where Roads Converge by FluffyLiz reviews
A homeless boy, hitch-hiking in the snow, a woman on her own, running from an abusive relationship. Is she crazy to stop, or are their paths destined to cross? Can this mismatched pair find succour and salvation together, or will their pasts intrude and drive them apart? AH. Two-times winner of The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week Poll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,139 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky Call by bexie25 reviews
All she has is his name, the sound of his voice, his phone and the memories of one night to go on. She doesn't know why she didn't ask for his number. She doesn't know a lot of things but she's willing to find him to get the answers. Could a little spot of luck get her to him before his Paris-bound flight leaves Heathrow airport? Drabble-ish, 1 chapter update a day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Contractually Bound by LyricalKris reviews
She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,259 - Reviews: 5641 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
For three years, Bella has lusted after one of her clients, the beautiful, introverted pianist, Edward Masen. When a corporate error forces them together for the night, will Edward be able to offer her what she's really looking for in a man? A contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7058 - Favs: 5,263 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crushing by MidnightLove87 reviews
She's been crushing on him for years, this year she vows to make sure he sees her as something other than his pseudo little sister. Will he crush her when he shows up to Christmas with his new fiancée or will she crush him in return? AH Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,356 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Plan B by chocaholic123 reviews
Plan B: a strategy or plan to be implemented if the original one proves impracticable or unsuccessful. Best used in the cold light of day, after waking up in bed next to a virtual stranger. An E/B three shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4766 - Favs: 5,266 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4687 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 5,104 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12658 - Favs: 8,849 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Traveler by MidnightLove87 reviews
Airport after airport, you travel around the world, but why? Is there rhyme or reason to it? When Bella's new career has her traveling and bumping into the same fellow over and over will she chalk it up to coincidence or will she want more with him? Englishward/Olderward/Skyward Written for the one and only Midnight Cougar!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,592 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild Child by FluffyLiz reviews
Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,906 - Reviews: 5517 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Besotted reviews
Bella Swan lives in a continuum between sound and silence, a world apart from what Edward Cullen knows. When their lives collide and their attraction can't be denied, can they overlook their differences and let love define them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,251 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turning Page by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan is getting married in two months. But nothing seems right. Jake's not the man she loves... Turns out she's already married to Edward Cullen, a man she can't remember after her accident, and when they meet again, he's not letting her go twice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,187 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just a Number by LyricalKris reviews
Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 3342 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6726 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 4,941 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7258 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Ten by LauraLoo7 reviews
Edward Cullen is the stroke of the Brown University Crew Team. Bella Swan is his new, shy, clumsy sophomore coxswain. Can they learn to get along for his most important season, or will he toss her out of the boat before they reach the finish line?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,801 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Venom reviews
The Center stated his punishment was to "live in a world he didn't understand." Bella Swan and the rest of the Venom crew have a different plan for him. BPOV-EPOV. Canon couples, OOC, and Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
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