Winter in South Park leaves much to be desired. The ever-present cold and darkness has left Tweek in a rut. Craig, along with the rest of the student body, is trying to figure out who he is and what he wants out of life. Balancing school, part-time jobs, and social lives leave the kids wantonly struggling with their newfound freedoms.

Craig lives at home with his parents and Ruby and he falls for Tweek. Though he's never seen him. Because he can't. Craig has been blind his whole life and slowly falls for the noises and twitches that he feels from Tweek, the awkward boy behind the counter. Craig visits Tweak Bros Cafe everyday just to listen to Tweek's voice and loves every second of it, hoping for just a touch.

She was the Sun and he was Mercury, forever revolving around her, forever held in place by her gravitational pull. It was too much to hope for that they might someday crash together. His entire solar system would implode if they did. (ColexLavellan)

From a KinkMeme prompt of what if Shepard and Garrus Vakarian were married before the events of ME. Link to thread: ml?thread 40914004#t40914004 I do not claim ownership of characters or universe this story takes place in, that ownership belongs to Bioware. Part one of the Parable series.

Sheldon Cooper chose to follow Don Quixote's plan for his life, including only loving pure and chaste from afar. That is, until a beautiful blonde woman moved in across the hall and changed everything. Including his life.

POST S2 AU:For every action, there are consequences to be faced. After the Arctic implodes the group, everyone has to pick up the pieces and move on. Penny will make this easier for Sheldon;Rated for language and future spice;6th in my 2012 SSS Project;NOW COMPLETE!

Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.

Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.

Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.

Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.

He blamed Rinna for tearing open such a wound in him; these soft, delicate hands could never have twisted their way into his chest otherwise. This woman was a study in contradiction, and for the first time in his life, Zevran hesitated.

Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.

Kenny has known for a while now that he's been in love with Marjorine, but he struggles with the fact that Marjorine is, in reality, Butters. Full summary inside!

Tweek's heart is broken. The one person he cared about most seems to care the least about him... FINISHED.