Hidan and Hinata are bound together by an act of cruelty and an act of kindness

It all started when Tobi decided to push the big red button. Now a convict with a schoolgirl fetish, a shy college student, a quiet businessman, a hot-tempered med student, and a few more random annoying people must band together to try to survive this oncoming zombie apocalypse. Hida/Hina, some Ita/Saku. Rated M for violence, swearing, suggestive humor, some smutty situations

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!