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 If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile If you think too much swearing is unnecesary,copy and paste this to your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile ╔══╗ ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page Things to do on an Elevator SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!" WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. ON the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. MEOW occasionally. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly SAY -DING at each floor. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" WEAR 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. TRY to make a personal call on the emergency phone. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. TRY to order pizza from the emergency phone. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. LISTEN to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. SWAT at flies that don't exist. OFFER to sell "preowned" gum to the other passengers. SHOUT "I love this song" and start tapping your foot and humming to the tune-when no music is being played. STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. Funny Quotes I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it. I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams bloody murder when toast pops out the toaster. I say we shoot cupid. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who wait for things to happen, the ones who make things happen and the ones who wonder what the heck happened. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Sarcasm is one more service I offer. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If Twilight said that breathing was uncool, 92 of the teens around the world would die. If you are part of the 8 that would be laughing your butt off, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, ReganBaxter, CSIvHP11, LabRatzRule, DragonFriend95,W.S.C. 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Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, LabRatzRule, DragonFriend95, W.S.C. Magica De Spell, irishpepsigurl, eeveelover9902 A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." "When I was born I was black," "But you sir..." The black man then sits back down and the white man walks away... Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism! If you could have anything in the world it would be love, family and friendship. If this is true copy and paste and add your name to the list. Eeveelover9902. If you talk to dead people, copy & paste this! Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. 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