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So! A bit about myself. I'm actually a genderless being from another universe who prefers female pronouns, hates Fragment: consider revising on Word, wants to learn Mandarin, and who wonders if she'll (see above) ever get around to writing stories. Feel free to PM me, I love to talk, I don't bite hard or often, and I very rarely wander away from the keyboard during a conversation because of the beckoning of food. No seriously, contact me. It gets lonely only having my account and a plushie of a narwhal to keep me company.

I have to get a bit of ranting out of my system now, so you might want to get out while still relatively unscathed...

Transformers: Prime Beast Hunters

EDIT: 4/24/2015

Whoops, haha, my bad guys, it's been two years. I still freaking love this show, but the movie is completely disregarded. So is Robots in Disguise. I have this hilarious image in my head of the producers of TFP yelling at the screenwriters like:

"You know who's watching our shows? Not children 7 and under."

"But sir... University students love--"

"DO WE MAKE THIS SHOW FOR UNIVERSITY STUDENTS? NO, WE DON'T. WRITE THE NEXT ONE FOR CHILDREN, GDI."

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EDIT: 4/12/2013

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's Optimus Prime!

Right, so things finally start looking up for the Autobots. I have to admit, though, I am pretty peeved about the Predaking freezing within forty-five seconds of exposure to eighty below. It survives a freaking mine explosion, but it freezes in less than a minute in the arctic. WTF?

Shockwave. Where do I start? I guess by saying that PrimeEmily135's story Left for Dead has now been added to official headcanon. I highly suggest you check it out, subscribe, and never tell her who sent you there.

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Okay, just watched the season 3 première, and can I just say, holy crap?

So, after gnashing my teeth and moaning via email to my fellow fangirls over Optimus's death, we learn that one) he is not dead, two) Smokescreen is entirely frigging awesome, and three) the producers just killed off another one of my favorite characters.

So, (I use this word too much) I honestly didn't like Smokescreen at the beginning. I eventually warmed up to him, and then the Autobot base exploded. Then we find out that he snuck back in, decided to drag Optimus's half-dead aft from the wreckage, and made it out without the Decepticons knowing. He has redeemed himself 110% in my eyes.

OH MY GOSH. Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH. Laserbeak! *Sniffs* I will miss you so much! I can't believe that s/he got killed off. Isn't it kind of sad that I don''t even know LB's gender? I've seen it both ways in this fandom. I almost want to cry right now.

Now, who else wants to give Jack a Unicron-sized smack upside the head? "One text can't hurt." Seriously? Just, SERIOUSLY? Bro, Bumblebee and Raf are doing better than you. It's really pathetic. I can not sugarcoat this. I just can't.

To sum it all up, my emotions generally were, "...And the plot thickens."

Fablehaven

Gavin. Gavin, Gavin, Gavin. I had a crush on you. I actually full-heartedly supported KendraxGavin, which is a miracle in itself, and then you turned out to be a lily-livered hugger-mugger.

Underland Chronicles

Quite a bit for this section. So it's in incomplete statements.

ARES!!!!! *falls down, weeping uncontrollably* Collins does not believe in character shields.

Suzanne is the queen of star-crossed lovers. Gluxa for the win, people.

Ripred, you are entirely freaking awesome.

Howard is mine. Back off.

Inheritance Cycle

I dislike EragonxArya. I know that it was important to the plot and all that, but really. I did find a song that eerily fits their romance from Arya's point of view. It's called Love, Love, Love by Of Monsters and Men.

Orik and Angela (and Solembum...and Elva, for that matter) are my favorite characters. Don't ask me why.

Murtagh and Nasuada were another one of those couples I loved. Thanks for shattering my heart, Christopher.

Also, for all you lovelies out there who keep complaining about how Eragon didn't keep his promise to the Menoa Tree, well, he did. The tree kept telling him to go. Go, as in leave Alagaesia. So, yeah...

Hunger Games

Holy mother of Lady Liberty. One of my all time favorites. Go read it. Or re-read it. I don't care. Just consume it with your eyes.

Twilight

(looks at profile) ...How the Hades did this get here?

Harry Potter

I am not worthy of describing this book series. I am a measly worm in its presence.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

I like Leo Valdez. That's really all I'm able to say when faced with this beautiful, amazing series.

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That's it for now, my lovelies. Oh, don't worry, I'll be back. Remember, eat chocolate, read fanfiction, and watch out for ferrets!