LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M ON THE SEARCH FOR A BETA!! SO, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PM ME AND I'LL HAPPILY RETURN YOUR MESSAGES. THANK YOUUU!

Ummmm...I've just decided that I want to write A LOT. And I've got all these weird ideas floating around, and it's bugging the hell out of me. So I finally decided to put pen to paper and hash it out later with the keyboard.

I'm 20 years old. Going to college. I failed Chemistry. Booooo me!! Haha. Really though, I did. It was the worst 3 hours of my life for 15 weeks.

I'm a straight up New Yorker. And my attitude can't help but rear itself sometimes. I'm not scary though, I just look like an angry chipmunk. Sound like one too, I hear.

The picture right here...I took it!! Yep, Mr. Pattinson couple of times while he was filming. It was cool. But the psycho screamers ruined it for us, no autographs or pictures unless there was like 5 people, or 2 in the morning :(

Favorite Bands: Paramore

Favorite Pick Up Lines and Rejections:

JUST FOR THE LADIES...HOW TO FEND OFF THE UNWANTED.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."