Just so you know before you read this, this bio is really old. Most of the info doesn't pertain to my life anymore, and the number of animes and mangas I've watched/read has expanded vastly. I've now seen Sherlock on the BBC, which you all should watch as well. This message is necessary because I'm too god damn lazy to erase the whole entire thing. The only things you really need to now about me are that I'm 100% pansexual, I'm a female, and I'm now into both yuri and yaoi. My name is HyoomanBean, for I am, regretfully, a human being. Please disregard the following words as mindless trash, and read my stuff on FictionPress under the same name.

ANYTHING BELOW IS OLD TRASH. PLEASE DISREGARD.

Well, what would one like to know about me?

Fav animes/mangas/book/tv shows/movies/comics"

anything Jhonen Vasquez

PJO, HoO, Soul Eater, Doctor Who, Constantine, Kuroshitsuji, Hayate no Gotoku

Favorite Colors: Anything neon, and black

Favorite Animal: Dragon

Favorite Pastime: Reading and Writing

Age: Umm, Uh... I know this one...

Location: Earth, dur.

Dislikes: Bugs (shudder), people who are too perfect, mean people, excessive socialization, anything bland, suffocation

1. Name a scar you have and how you got it

One of the surgeries I've had. It's from my elbow to halfway across the rest of my arm.

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Some very bland lavender paint and tons of pictures of things I like.

3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?

I uh… actually don't know. I don't think so...

4. What type of music do you listen to?
Rock of most kinds

5.Do you know what time you were born?
12:15 am

6.What are you doing right now?

Typing?

7. What do you miss?

The golden ages of little-kid-hood.

8. What is your most prized possession?

My trusty black eyeliner.

9. How tall are you?
5 ft 4

10. Do you get Claustrophobic?
Nope. I actually hate open spaces, I have this freakish and stupid fear of falling... up. And suffocating. I need my small spaces.

11. Are you afraid of the dark?

I like being in it.

12. Who was the last person who made you mad?
Myself. I forgot how to spell excessive... UG.

13. What is your favorite sport?

Who needs sports when I've got wit and great fashion sense? hehe.

14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in guys?

Black hair and blue eyes.

15. Who do people do compare you to?

No one. I'm my own individual, I don't know anyone who is like me.

16. Coffee or energy drink?

Coffee! Booo energy drinks!!!

17. What is your favorite pizza toping?

I'm not a fan of pizza but I like the dough cooked with cinnamon and strawberries... I'm fancy like that.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Hmm… Chocolate chip cookies.

20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

WTF? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS! OF COURSE NOT! *burps up fish tail* oops... hehe jk jk.

21. What was the most meaningful gift you’ve gotten?

This totally awesome laptop I am using right now! I can look up meaningful gifts on the internet with this!

22.Do you like anybody?

Nope. :( Haven't met the right person to subject my crush upon.

(23. Are you double jointed?

Yuppadoodles, in my fingers.

24. Favorite clothing brand?
Uh… Iono.

26. Do you have any pets?
No but I wish I had a cuddly little black cat... Everyone else in my family is super allergic.

27. What kind is it?
Uh, I think this question doesn't apply to mwah.

28. Would you do anything for your bestfriend?

Probably not... Though I've never been in a situation that would require that knowledge.

29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly?
Ummm, nothing at all. I have a super sympathy thing going on that is so annoying...

30. Say a number 1 to 100
72

31.Do you go for looks or personality?
Personality. Substance over Style...

32. What is the one number you call the most?
This is really sad, but probably my dad.

33. What annoys you the most?

People interrupting me when I talk.

34. Have you ever been out of the US?
I’ve been to Mexico once for this free buisness trip my mom got...

35. Your weaknesses?
I've got a major sympathy problem.

36. Have you met anyone famous?
Nope.

37. First job?
Uh, I’ve worked for my 90 year old neighbor.

38. Ever done a prank call?
Mmmmhmmmm. No.

41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
Uh, I was eating dinner.

40. Have you ever had surgery?

Twice.

42. What do you get complimented the most about?
Uh, probably my original stories and poems, though I bet they just say it to be nice.

43. Have you ever had braces?
Nope, thank Nyx.

44. What do you want for your birthday?

A FREAKING CAT! I know that's not going to happen, though...

45. How many kids do you want?

Lots.

46. Were you named after anyone?
No. But I was almost named after my dad, my grandma, and my aunt.

47. Do you wish on stars?
Occasionally.

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Head and Shoulders.

50. Do you like your handwriting?

Yes, but only when I'm not going too fast. Then, it's baby squiggles.

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey. Especially with cream cheese on raisin bread.

52. Any bad habits?

If I accidentally hit my foot with my other foot while walking, I have to purposefully hit the other foot to even it out. Yes, I a freak. GO ME!

53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?

Burt Bacharach... Very bland of me.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

Who knows?

56. Do looks matter?

I would say no, but they kind of do.

57. How do you release anger?
I scream to myself.

58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Uh, my little purple dragon Zana.

60. Where is your second home?
Don't got one. My room is my life.

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
I dunno. Like, 20?

62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?

I was always the one on the science channel... so no.

63. Do you use sarcasm?

Sarcasm is my ultimate weapon.

64. What's your favorite line from a movie?
"If you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." where it came from is classified.

65. What do you look for in a guy?

Not too perfect. Isn't the most popular. Is picked on. No friends. Nerdy. Boy, do I have the strangest tastes...

66.What are your nicknames?
Miss Essay, Sloth Going Up the Bairds' hill in Molasses in January, Turtle, Gothilocks (i hav curly hair)

67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician/band?

Green Day.

68.What is your favorite TV show?

I like Supernatural. But I also like Vampire Diaries and Doctor Who. And Fringe.

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

My Answer: Probably the lake.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

My Answer: …NICO DI ANGELO FOREVER!!!

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: I'm known to be sorta anti-social, so I dunno...

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: I've never been able to continually hate someone. Again from the empathy problem. I can get why they do what they do. Even Kronos.

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

My Answer: Last one...

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

My Answer: Nico

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

My Answer: Tie between Hades and Nyx, goddess of night.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Just ignore the fish head. He's not worth my time.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: It would be a three way tie between me, myself, and I.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Nico because it's kinda romantic and he can get us the hell outa there.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: Oooo... hehe...

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

My Answer: Percabeth.

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

My Answer: I’d ask what they hate the most about eachother and watch it snowball into a war.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Um, probably hanging with my black cat and/or Nico.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

My Answer: "With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico di Angelo and that whole exchange at the Hoover Dam. The whole "Needs to eat more cereal" line is a close third.

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

My Answer: When Percy and friends defeat Hyperion.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: Uh…I dunno. I think when he finds out his dad actually cares a little bit.

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

My Answer: Um… when Demeter says that Nico should eat more cereal.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: When Percy wakes him up with the thought of pancakes in book 5.

for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN,I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be effing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Hello, Jewish here, can anyone say CONTRADICTION!?)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENNAISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm SMART so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm BI so I MUST want to be with everyone I see.

(The bold are things i'ver done, the normal are things i have not [yet...])

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (Several times)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (at a party)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't get asked out.

I'm the kind of girl who spends the whole day reading.

I'm the kind of girl that gets made fun of.

I'm the kind of girl who knows absolutely nothing, and still gets straight A's

I'm the kind of girl who will sit and daydream for hours on end.

I'm the kind of girl that doesn't get jokes.

I'm the kind of girl who get's stared at, because she's loud and dresses different.

I'm the kind of girl who wants to believe in everything.

I'm the kind of girl that people see right through.

But, I'm also the kind of girl who walks with her head held high, the kind that doesn't care what people say about her. I'm the kind of girl who likes who she is, even if others don't. I'm not afraid to laugh loudly in a quiet room, or make a fool of myself. I'm the kind of girl who lives her life.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your them and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

A friend will help you up when you fall.

A best friend will laugh in your face, trip you again, and continue to laugh.

Some girls turn heads.

Me and my girls break necks.

"isn't that so funny?"

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...no."

BE ALERT!

The world needs more lerts.

BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!

PROCRASTINATORS OF THE WORLD, UNITE...tomorrow

I'm a freak, a weirdo.

I'm an iNdIvIdUaL

And i'm freaking proud of it.

I dReAm, I write, I create.

And apparently I'm a complete and utter LoSeR for it.

I don't take crap from anyone.

Got something to say to me? Say it to my face.

Cause there's no point otherwise.

So Go AhEaD aNd HaTe On Me.

Insult me, ridicule me, try and take me down.

Cause I really don't care.

You've got NOTHING on a freak like Me.

(Copy and paste the paragraph above if you're a freak and proud of it. Originally by The ULTIMATE Catchphrase)

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

YES! Swoon. I LUV YOU YA BLIND PyrO!

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

I’m proud to say I did. I got a LOT of weird looks.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Sorta... But he and Max totally belong together!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Are-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Yes. Maniacly. CHU CHU!!!

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Yes, I did. Hysterical giggles.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I MOST DEFINIETLY DID! If only Fang hadn't been such a retardish jerkass and left in the next book...

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I screeched and threw my book with all my might. Has Patterson gone mad?

9. Who is your favorite character?

IGGY. He rules. He cooks. He blows stuff up. And to top it off, he's a sexist blind guy.

10. Do you like Jeb?

No. Effin. Way. Luckily my stupid empathy/sympathy problem drew a line. YAY! I'M NOT FEELING SORRY FOR JEB! IT'S A MIRACLE!

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Yup. I had no idea what was going on. Oddly enough, their freaky gills never showed up again. (Now that I think about it, neither did Fang’s invisibleness, and Iggy’s earring.)

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Yes. TFW was the most confusingly awesome piece of crap ever.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Yes. I'm all, "Angel, your like six. Shut up and do as your told."

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Max.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Erm…Iono.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

YES! ALL THE FLIPPIN TIME.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

IDK...maybe a double agent white coat at the School. Secretly feeding information to the Flock...

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

No idea.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

FANG AND EFFIN TWICE-YO-AGE SCIENTIST.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAX, but right know, Fang is being an evil selfish jerk.

21. EGGY or NIGGY?

EGGY. All the way.

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The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience)

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (sorry, dont have pockets in my gym shorts)

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (Who doesn't? Oh, yeah. Pertemis. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!! Pertemis is my major pet peeve!)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (NOT ANYMORE! Percabeth prevails!)

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (in my case SoN in October!)

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Uh huh! What's wrong with that?)

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people (Hey, I am sane. Mostly, err, fine. 26%!)

You have links to every great PJO site (even RR's blog!)

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (or if he's EMO! Can't deny that!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. (AND every time i see a girl with grey eyes and blonde hair. OMG, there was this one time...)

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)

You call yourself a demigod=)

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)

You've called someone you know a satyr.=)

You name your pet fish Clovis

Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...)

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT

You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun). Credits to natzzcheshiree

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) (i called my sisters friends Thalia and Annabeth. their names are stathia and annabelle)

you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth"

you try to talk to horses

you try to summon the dead

you try to summon lightning

you try to breathe underwater (Hey! I am not the smartest knife in the Athena tool-shed)

you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement

you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

"Walt gave me a nervous glance, and I knew the answer. It wasn't an amulet." -The Throne of Fire

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Absolutely nothin’

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Vampire Diaries.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10 ish.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:59

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Crickets and the AC.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Hmm… this morning we walked to Dink's.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Some PJO and HP crossover.

9. What are you wearing?

Um, black shorts and a black tank with neon striped fingerless gloves and neon and black striped knee socks. (FAV OUTFIT! YES!)

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

I don't remember.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Horrid bland white and some picture frames.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My bro not acting as if I were the spawn of satan.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It’s completely unnecessary, but fun to do.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The 2010 version of Alice in Wonderland. I kept hoping that Alice and Hatter would get together, but I knew they wouldn't cuz it was friggin PG. I wish I had been watching the SyFy channel's Alice from 2009. In that movie Alice and Hatter got together. Whoever's reading this should see that movie if you haven't already.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

After I gave a portion of it to charity? A friggin ton of books, new clothes, and a red a white striped room.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I wear glasses. :( My eyes don't like contacts.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Probably declare permanent World Peace.

19. Do you like to dance?’

NO FLIPPIN WAY.

20. George Bush

No freaking comment.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Nyx

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys dont want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who is

brave enough to climb

all the way to the

top of the

tree

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