RandyChhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Dear reader: For your information, the writer you are currently visiting is having a hard time making meaning to why or how you came to be here. I am unimportant in the word of Fan Fiction. Only one story, but I have lots of ideas for future adventures. For you consideration I've decided to state a couple of important notices so that you may fully appreciate my work: 1. I don't take myself very seriously so, don't read too much into the whole "fully appreciate my work"... 2. Am currently studying Journalism, but wish to become a movie editor 3. No interest in writing professionally (I bet some of you are thanking god for that) 4. Absolutely adore Twilight, although to be honest I don't consider it a great work of literature. I am still a fan (even after the BD disaster). 5. I'm completely addicted to fan fiction and hope that even if you don't read my story (and future stories) you at least browse around my favorites. Some of those ladies are AWESOME writers and their stories are to die for! 6. MY SISTERS MADE ME DO THIS... SO IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ON HOW TERRIBLE MY STORIES ARE TAKE IT UP WITH THEM!! (Sorry cabr and azotochtli) (Those are their screen names so you can harrass them)... I'M TWEETING on @RandyChFL LINK to the OLD SPICE Super Bowl add Links for I Need the Subtitles Places: Official Andrés Carne de Res web site Inside Andrés Carne de Res Karément (The club in Monaco) Music: Bella's Ringtone: Atrévete-te-te by Calle 13 (I actually love to dance to this song!! But I wouldn't like to wake up to it!) Merengue: An oldie... as you may see from the very tasteful video...;) No Puedo Olvidarla by Rikarena Salsa: I LOVE this song, the band is called La 33 and it's an homage to the Pink Panther theme song La Pantera Mambo by La 33 Salsa Chapter 6: El Preso by Fruko y sus Tesos |
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 13,032 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20525 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7343 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,677 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 4081 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,528 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 10,703 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Impossible Situations by gkkstitch reviews
Gale's POV of the Hunger Games. His heart breaks and his anger burns as he watches Katniss fight, hurt, and love.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Gale H. - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thicker than Water by twistedcoincidence reviews
Sisters have a special bond, stronger than friendship, more sacred than a significant other. Bella has always been the perfect big sister, then again, her sister has never possessed something so appealing. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,436 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Forgiven by socact reviews
On their last day of college, tragedy strikes four friends. Will Bella find the strength to forgive? For the Love of Jasper Contest entry. Won 1st place in Judges contest. AH, Rated M for mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,174 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
In the Twilight of My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
When you think you have nothing left to live for, what happens when you're given another chance? AU/AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,078 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three seventy one by gkkstitch reviews
This one-shot is Peeta's point of view from pages 371 to the end of "The Hunger Games" as he and Katniss leave the train to refuel on their way back to District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
From Within These Walls by ericastwilight reviews
Winner of the Black Balloon Contest. I live daily, wondering if I'd see another day. I count each day as one day closer until I'm free. Free to love and care for my beloved.I Edward Cullen, killed for her, this is the sentence I serve.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 10,441 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 6,023 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11578 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6246 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No eyes, no tears by cabr reviews
My entry for An Exploration of the Senses Contest. Bella wonders how Nessie will live her life with the limitations she has.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Blown Wide Open by starfish422 reviews
Slash: QAF alternate ending to series finale. CONTAINS SPOILERS. Canon until end of s5e10, then diverges into AU. Written for Shannon - mozzer0906 - for her birthday. Sexuality/language.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6599 - Favs: 5,530 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,583 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discovering Jacob by Anita Reese reviews
She liked that – possessing something. It gave her this new sort of power. She felt confident. She placed her hands in his shaggy hair and attacked his mouth with her plump lips.- Nessie starts high school with Jake in her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Imperfect Contrition by EZRocksAngel reviews
Decades after Bella's change, Bella and Edward finally discuss the difficulties with their marriage when faced with a version of their former selves. AU, Alternate Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,775 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Confessions In Moonlight by Dani Rae11109 reviews
Jacob returns to the Cullen home after a summer in LaPush. When he goes to find Renesemee, he finds not a child, but a woman. When Nahuel shows up, problems arise, but not as shocking as the situation Nessie and Jake find themselves in. Sequeal now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,259 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Escaping Sol by Ranma15177 reviews
Bella is forever changed by her second encounter with the Volturi. Now it is up to all of the Cullens to find out the secrets of the mysterious Lillith, the intentions of the Volturi, and the fate of the 'Innocent.' Chapter 24 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,247 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007
A Different Turn by Hanna Rae reviews
All human. Bella and Edward get paired up for a science project, not expecting what they are getting themselves into. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Your Guardian Angel by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
JACOB AND NESSIE! Takes place AFTER Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie's relationship has its struggles as she grows older. Will she fall in love with Jacob? JACOBS POV. Summary SUCKS! Read and Review! Will have lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,876 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Life's Little Choices by MyBella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The End, The Begining by nothingleft reviews
AU Bella never jumped off the cliff in New Moon. Did she live happily ever after with Jacob? Did Edward keep his promise? In this story Fate catches up to Bella 10 years after Edward tried to save her by leaving. Does she get her fairytale ending?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
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Old Spice reviews
"Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man. Sadly he isn't me" You most definitely have THAT right. O/S. Angela. Love For The Unloved 2010 contest submission.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Angela - Complete
I Need The Subtitles reviews
When Bella moves to Colombia, South America, there's a clash of cultures and the need for subtitles. AU AH E/B. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
My first novel, by Bella Swan reviews
Bella starts writing her first novel. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella - Complete