Hi, I'm just a fangirl. I originally started out just reading fanfiction, but now I'm writing it too. I recently watched Miraculous Ladybug after my friend, FirstFandomFangirl, suggested it, and I think I'm going to write a Watching the Show fic for it. Lately, I've been getting into anime as well.

Information About Me (May not be entirely accurate):

Name: Embera Outterridge

Age: 2 years old

Home: Vale

Languages: Cow and Mime

Appearance: Look at profile pic

Religion: I am a Christian.

That is all I will say. I'm not saying I don't trust you, I'm saying I don't trust 99.99% percent of the population.

Stories

Completed:None yet

In Progress: XYZ Chronicles, Miraculous Ladybug: Watching the Show, RWBY: ATMN Days Rewrite

On Hiatus: War of the Villagers, A Grimm New Minecraft, The Hunters of Pokemon

Thinking About Writing: None right now

Discontinued: RWBY: ATMN Days

Schedule:

Whenever I can.

Forums:

For Things about my Fanfic

https://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/rwbygirl417/7337289/

OCs Needed:

I will need OCs for most of the stories I do, I will tell you if I don't.

If you have an idea for an OC for ATMN Days, you're more than welcome to PM me. I already know the members of Team ATMN and their sister team, Team MDNT(Midnight). Include their name, weapon (with name), semblance, personality, looks, race (human or faunus, I'm not having any half Grimm, half human), backstory, etc. Don't make them OP, or expect to be disappointed unless I desperately need OCs. Please include at least the information that's not included in etc. The more information you include, the better your chances of getting me to add them in. Also, if you send in an OC Beacon student, it would help if you were to make a team for them. You could even do OC Grimm species. I don't care, just don't steal it from another fanfiction. Thanks for the help.

I will also need OCs for WotV. Include their name, personality, what they look like, backstory, etc. Don't make them perfect or OP. As I said above, don't steal them from other fanfictions.

I will need OCs for The Hunters of Pokemon. Yada, yada.

I will NOT need OCs for A Grimm New Minecraft, however you can suggest who I should have play Minecraft with the other three teams.

I don't need OCs for Miraculous Ladybug: Watching the Show.

Found this on Ventusblade's profile (which he found on MothBallz's profile which he found on TheDemonKingNaruto's profile) and I completely agree with every word in it.

PLEASE READ IT!

Reviews!

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'Heartless demon wolf'-

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's the point of even continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

And as MothBallz added: The only thing I can personally add is this; as an artist reviews truly do mean a lot. I've seen stories half the length of mine and half the word count yet they have almost double the reviews I do and it sucks. Makes me think, "Am I not good enough?" "Am I doing it wrong?" and many a time I've found myself thinking of giving into the "trends" and writing a story that pleases everyone. The only reason I don't is because I refuse to write such a story as it will lack my own personal input meaning the story will be lacking a soul. I thrive off of your reviews and inputs. The more I see the longer reviews that critique what I could have done better or even the short "Great job!" or "Loving it! Update soon!" and even the flames the more I want to write more!

Polls

Please read this!!

I, rwbygirl417, came up with this after looking at the thing right above this concerning reviews and after seeing that my current poll up has had no votes yet. If you have something similar on yours that you came up with, I assure you that this is original.

Have you ever seen that question at the top of a profile? The one that has a question followed by a "Please vote now?" Well, if you have seen one before, did you vote? If so, thank you. You could have just changed what happens in a story. If not, well, you do realize why people put them up, don't you? They put them up because they want your suggestions, because they can't decide what to do, because they want to know which stories of theirs you like. So, please, if you see a poll, and you've read their stories that it pertains to, please vote. I know when I saw that nobody had voted in poll that's been up for at least 1 month, I thought, "Nobody likes any of my stories. I must suck as a writer." And let me tell you, it hurts to think that. So, just take a few seconds to vote in a poll. You can change the course of a story by doing so.

Things

List 10 RWBY characters in no particular order.

(1) Ruby

(2) Yang

(3) Ozpin

(4) Velvet

(5) Pyhhra

(6) Weiss

(7) Roman Torchwick

(8) Jaune

(9) Coco

(10) Zwei

-1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Ruby! How did you get in here!? I locked the door!

-7 cooked you dinner.

What poison is in here, Roman? Wait, it's a ghost!! Run!

-4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

Velvet probably likes Jaune or something.

-6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

When isn't Weiss pissed off. Give her a plushie.

-3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

Ozpin! Yang is way too young for you!

-10 fell out of a tree.

Zwei, were you chasing Blake up a tree again.

-You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Probably, IDK

-You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Aren't speedos a guy thing?

-8 confessed to be a part of your family.

So he has 8 sisters.

-6 kidnapped you, why is this?

To help her with something

-1 can't swim.

Ruby, you live on an island. How can you not swim?

-7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Roman, when aren't you having problems? Velvet, why are you helping him?

-5 gave you a teddy bear.

There's no metal in this thing, is there?

-9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Ruby, you are 15 years old! And, besides, you don't want to disappoint the White Rose fans.

-8 gets angry and starts yelling at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Jaune wouldn't yell at Weiss. He loves her.

-It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with her at his place.

Thank's Velvet

- 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Do you want help getting Jaune to date you?

-You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Hmm. The dog or Yang. I'm gonna pick the dog. At least it's not the same gender as me.

-You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Coco pulls out weapon, shoots walls.*

Yang starts punching the wall*

Jaune, "Wait, Yang don't activate your semblance. Where's Embera?"

Embera uses semblance to leave.*

-2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

Yang, don't. I'm not into girls.

-3 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

He would sing Monster by Skillet. I would sneak in Divide.

-1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay.

Ruby, you are too young to date.

-All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Zwei, because he's awesome like that.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Nope

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I drew it.

3) What's your middle name?

Elizabeth

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and proud of it

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't have a "crush".

6) What is your current mood?

Annoyed

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black with lime green and white writing on it

8) Missing something?

Yes, I certainly am. I am missing my sanity. Have you seen it?

9) Last food you had?

Strawberry applesauce

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I would change how I behaved

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Fairy or Horse

12) Ever had a near death experience

Nope

13) Something you do a lot?

Read fanfictions.

14) The song stuck in your head?

None right now.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

FirstFandomFangirl

16) Name someone with the same birthday as you.

I can't

17) When was the last time you cried?

I don't remember.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Nope. Played flute, though.

19) If you could have one superpower what would it be?

Invisibility.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

How annoying they are

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?.

I've never been to Starbucks.

22) What's your biggest secret?

You think I'm going to answer that?

23) Favorite color?

Pink

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Nope

25) What are you?

A human, unfortunately

26) Do you speak any other language?

A little german

27) What's your favorite smell?

Freshly mowed grass

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Busy.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

No. I've never been kissed, period.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

This

31) What should you be doing?

Homework

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

A kid in my science class

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Nope

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Leave-me-alone

35) Who last made you cry?

IDK

End of Quiz.

Natural Hair Color:
[X]Brown - $100
[ ]Blonde - $50
[ ]Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color:
Brown - $50 [ ]
Green - $75 [X]
Blue - $150 [ ]
Hazel - $100 [ ]
Other - $15 [ ]

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] under 5'4 0$

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $300

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[X] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[X] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[X] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$47
[ ] Brown - $300
[X] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $30
[X] Blue - $300
[X] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[X]Nope - add $1000
[ ]some - $750

Total: 3885

Copy Pastey Stuff

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, LittleKwanChang92, WeirdnessTimesTwo, rwbyfan417

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're signed up for Team I-Don't-Give-a-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, metaknight4ever, Invisibool, BerriGurl, StarrKiwi, StoriesAreMagic, Randomness Girl, rwbyfan417

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. (Me)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Harryismyheroicsavior, Hermione'sBFF454, Lilly Rae, daisyduke80,viva9626, CayennePeppr, OrangeSugar, StoriesAreMagic, Randomness Girl, rwbyfan417

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

If you feel bad for the women think they had to have an abortion, copy and paste this.

If you are against abortion, copy and paste.

A Baby's Memoirs

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love

Repost this, let those hearts love.

True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If Hannah Montana said it was cool to jump off the top of the Empire State Building 98% of teenagers would. If you one of the 2% that wouldn't and would be laughing their heads off, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that marriage should only be between a man and a woman, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Maybe I shouldn't post that for the whole world to see...)

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

We were given; Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But only one heart? Why? Because the other was given to someone else. For US to find

Getting an abortion is killing someone who never got to live. Don't kill a life, save one. If you don't believe in abortions, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were invisible for a day and you would mess with your enemies copy this to your profile

PURPLE PANCAKES!!! If your really random copy this to your profile.

If you ever cried because of a movie copy this to your profile

If are a child inside and watch a lot of cartoons copy this to your profile

If you HATE HATE HATE HATE child abuse copy this into your profile

If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever spun in a circle so many times that the whole room was spinning around you and you fell to the floor, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever jumped on the bed before and had so much fun, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to your profile to make it longer

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is then you copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't, you are heartless and have no soul.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale, The Hyperistic Country Loner, Randomness Girl, rwbyfan417

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe in magic, copy this on your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it.

There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

If Edward was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower, 90% of teens would be begging him to come down. Copy and paste this into your profile if you'd be the 10% that yells "Do a flip!"

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (1%)

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

See that boy doing homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly with out it too.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart. Please help spread the word!

If you play Minecraft or Terraria, copy and paste this to your profile. (I play both)

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Sweetness

This is really sweet

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand infront of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.

Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.

Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Goofy Stuff

Remember kids, according to the Constitution, we have a right to arm bears. Here, pet bear, have a sniper. That's the trigger which you shouldn't press while pointing at me.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

When you're surrounded by idiots just remember, murder is illegal and sarcasm is much more satisfying.

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down while you both giggle hysterically.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" as you get up and playfully chase them.

A good friend picks up your papers and binders in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up, then laughs even harder when you gently whack them on the head with a book.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run my fellow Freak, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." and giggles when you blow into the tissue and toss it at them.

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butts that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

I see no good reason to act my age.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.