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Ummm... Hi. X) I am just the random person that will-

TAKE OVER THE WHOLE FRIKIN' WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHA-!

No, no. I will dominate your mind. No, seriously, I will. :)

Okay, so I won't, but I could. :P

I am bored. I am VERY bored. I have a cat. I have dentophobia. My computer doesn't think dentophobia is a word. My random information about myself is random. I am a cannibubble, and also I'm a Happy Gypsy Space Muffin Ice-cream Lamppost Llama Popsicle. Please don't ask what that's about. I like school, unlike most people. I also like homework, but I forget to do it on many occasions. I like Hetalia. I think this is very random. Most of my friends are either crazy, insane, psycho or they're pedos. Really, sometimes I wonder why I even hang around with them. Then I figure out that it's because they're all plain awesome. Meh. Prussia is awesome as well, and I think I'll end on that note.

MY PROFILE WILL GET RANDOMER, SO BE READY BECAUSE I'M A BISEXUAL FISH. XU

Pick 10 random characters.
1. Austria
2.China
3.Prussia
4.Germany
5.Japan
6.Russia
7.Sealand
8.Greece
9.Canada
10.Romano

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate. Austria
OH. YES. :D *eats

2 confesses his love to you. China
No, no. Go confess to my friend instead.

You walk into 3 in the street at midnight. Prussia
WAH! Oh, it's just the awesome you...

6 is living in your house. Russia
O.o Am I in heaven?

You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone) Sealand
Go return it to him. He's only a child.

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up. Greece
'I thought you would be sleeping as well?' What is it?

9 kidnaps you. Canada
Huh? Who kidnapped me?

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat. Romano
Oh well. Better not argue. * takes America's seat*

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4. Austria, Sealand, Germany
Germany: I knew he was crazy...
Me: O.o Pedo alert!

2 and 9 are arguing. China, Canada
China! You noticed Canada! Wait, who?

6 is molesting 3. Russia, Prussia
That... Was kinda predictable...

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one. Japan, Romano
I'll save Romano so I could watch Spain *coughannoyingcough*him. Sorry Nihon!

2 is invisible. China
China! Where are you?

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia! Canada
… Are you trying to be PruCan here?

3 and 7 pull a prank on you. Prussia, Sealand
Haha. Very funny. *Evil grin*

You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing. Germany, Romano
Heeeey! I don't like this pairing! Stop kissing!

4 and 9 steal your boat. Germany, Canada
More like Germany was doing the robbing. Canada was probably just following him. XD (I have a boat? O.o)

While 5 and 7 rob your house. Japan, Sealand
NO! How could you? I thought you were both innocent characters!

You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible. Austria, Russia
… Whut..?

5 is robbing 2. Japan, China
*calls friend to sort this one out*

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple. Romano, Russia
:3 This will be interesting..!

1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie. Austria, China, Germany
… Can I join?

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10. Sealand, Greece, Canada, Romano
Sealand, now's the time to save us! Where's your country gone?

3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help. Prussia, Japan
Sure! I'll help you! Just tell me what to do and I'll try!

6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you. Russia, Prussia
Just leave him alone, Russia. Concentrate on taking over the world, please. For me?

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You & 10 are watching and filming it. Austria, Sealand, Romano
Austria, are you drunk? And have you secretly been drugging Sealand? *is laughing ass off*

3, 5 and 9 are at a convention. Prussia, Japan, Canada
Well, Prussia's taking the lead, talking about his awesome self, Japan's just sitting, nodding and looking very modest, and as for Canada, I don't even know who he is.

You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house. Austria, Germany, Russia, Romano, Sealand
«It's weird that Sealand would invite a bunch of people older than him over...»

Um... What's for dinner? -_-;

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back. China, Japan, Greece

o.o love circle!

Tada! Zhat was randum!

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood. Yeah, but I don't talk about it much. I like my position of being the one feared now.

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. Italian food FTW!

[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky. Nah, not really...

[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. NO WAY! DX

[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. I has a knot :3

[x]You're a good artist. Or so people say XD

[x]You can be clumsy at times.Sometimes can reach up to 'most of the time'.

[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. Nah, but she's reliable.

[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" My two best friends would XD
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation.I'd fight until the last breath. A promise I made myself.

(4/10) Not all that suprising. My friend is Italy.

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious. That rarely happens.

[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods. No, but I like them.

[X] You like to walk your dog. She's a miniature Labradoodle!

[x]Your
boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. Oh yes. No doubt about that.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. Well, sometimes...

[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. Sometimes I do, if it was a game we were playing for fun :I

[x]You work very hard.I think I do

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. No doubt. :3

[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. Happens a lot.

[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice . IDC about money.

(5/10) But all the computer quizzes say I'm him. Nowhere near it.

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature. I'm rather childish, though I sometimes do stuff that older teens do X)

[ ]You think everything over before saying it. Sometimes :P

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't fazed by the experience when you see one. I've seen them before. They aren't that scary.

[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood. No, but I like to be alone.

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. Takes me ages to fit in. X(

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. ABSOLUTELY no doubt about THAT!

[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. I'm told.

[x]You're good at practical tasks.I like practical stuff :3

[x] You need time to adjust to new people . A lot of time. About ten months D:

[x] You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person. That's why I'm doing this quiz thingy!

(6/10) Something new XD

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ] You love hamburgers. I like cheeseburgers though.

[x]You think you're awesome. I AM SO AWESOME!!!!!

[x]You love to invent things. It is fun :)

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. Only making them -

[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people. I dunno. Never asked anyone.

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. Mostly 'cos I have nothing better to do v.v;

[ ] You're terrified of ghosts.They're fascinating!

[x]You know aliens exist.I've frikin' seen them!
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. Don't have one anyways.

[x] You wear glasses. Got them pretty recently.

(6/10) O.O

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea. With sugar and milk :3

[x]You were quite tough as a kid. In the later parts of childhood, yes. I used to get bullied A LOT in the early parts.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. Yeah. Can happen.

[x] Your cooking is awful.Now THIS is true!

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... They exist!
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.I believe in them!

[x] You have tried doing black magic before.Only simple one.

[ ] You get drunk quite easily. Never tried. I'm underage.

[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. Same as above comment -

[x]You're good at embroidery. I think I'm good... I like it, to say the least.

(7/10) Yayz more than half!

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate. I become a little puppy dog with people I like, though I always put myself first.

[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.I have the most rubbish fashion sense ever. XD
[ ] You like wine.Never tried it. I'm underage.

[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. Hell no!
[x] You love red roses.They're pretty :3

[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. Bisexual, baby!

[x] You're very proud of yourself. I think rather lowly of myself. (Apart from the fact that I'm totally utterly awesome XD)

[x] You love culture and the arts.The most fascinating subject on Earth, and not just because of Hetalia.

[ ] You're very flamboyant. No. Way. Is. That. True.

[ ] You say you're a gourmet . I eat most stuff. I'm not that fussy.

(5/10) Meh... Guess he's alright.

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x] You had a very sad childhood. Well, the first of it anyways. Managed to learn from them.

[x] You're very tall. Taller than my friends and most people in my class :D

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.So true!
[x] You wear a scarf all the time. With the exception of school and swimming lessons -

[x] You love sunflowers. Yes. Pretty Sunflowers :3
[x] You love vodka. Yep. Though I've only had one shot of it... Whatever. Vodka. (Interesting fact: Vodka, roughly translated, means 'little water' in Russian.)

[x] You can seem intimidating to other people. T.R.U.E.

[x] You're very strong. I can be, if I'm angry.

[x] You have a big nose. Kinda...

[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people. Well, they seem scared of it.

(10/10) I speak Russian, I'm a middle child (jammed between two sisters), my older sister is called Katya (or Katyusha, which is an affectionate version of Katya) and my favourite part... I'M RUSSIAN-BELORUSSIAN-UKRAINIAN. I love my life.

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature. I'm rather childish, actually.

[x]You're very superstitious. Yes, I am.

[x]You're very religious. I have a religion, but I'll believe anything.

[ ]You love pandas. I like them, but I don't go crazy over them.

[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. Nah. I'm no fusspot :3

[ ]You like Hello Kitty. NO. Hello Kitty is SCARY.

[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. Nope!

[x]You work hard. I thinks I does!

[x]You're good at drawing. I was told a few million times :P

[x]You like sweets. Yes. Who doesn't?

(5/10) More than I expected :P

Other

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised. I have two sisters. Parents get tired out. End of story.

[ ]You're polite. I can be pretty rude sometimes.

[x]You love classical music. It's so pretty... Or awesome... One of the two...

[x]You like cake. OMG CAKE :D

[ ] You have a mole on your face.No. I don't have a spot on my face, nor a little furry mammal that buries itself underground and eats worms .

[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.Yeah...

[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. I love my flute :D

[x] You've composed music before.Yes, and it sounded AMAZING!

[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'. Don't think I ever have

[x] You wear glasses . Yes, yes I do.

(6/10) This thing is lying! I'm nowhere near Austria!

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[ ] You're often ignored by people. People respect me... God I feel like Russia

[ ] You look younger than you actually are.I don't even know about this one...

[x] You love hockey. Yeah, but I'm scared of sports balls -

[x] You love polar bears. Yes, I absolutely adore them

[x] You hate fighting. But I always find myself in the midst of them -

[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. I has knot, and sticky up bit of hair like America though.

[x] You often get mistaken for someone else. (No comment)...

[x] You feel under-appreciated. Yeeeeesss... But I still know I'm awesome.

[x] You're bilingual. English and Russian. :D

[ ] You always carry a bear with you. Sometimes, if I feel lonely.

(6/10) I swear I'll become Canada one day though... O.o;

Cuba

[ ] You smoke. *cough*UNDERAGE*cough*

[ ] You're very physically strong. Hate to admit it, but no.
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights.Never had one (luckily)

[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.I have two sisters...What's a social circle?

[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. True...

[ ] You like hot weather. I prefer cold, actually

[x] You can be very friendly from time to time. I try to be a nice person...

[ ] You look very tough on the outside. IDEK about how strong I look D:

[ ] You make a very nice role-model. THAT is one thing I FAIL at DX

[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways.Usually, it's the other way around :P

(2/10) I was expecting that -

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[ ] You have a potty-mouth. Unless I'm cursing someone or being angry at life DX

[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair. No. Just no.

[ ] You used to be a very tough kid. Um... half and half on that one v.v;

[x] You're very reliable. At least I think I am...

[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. Some people would definitely agree with that!

[ ] You're very faithful. To what? O.o

[ ] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. Depends on what you think 'ladylike' is, really.

[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. Chalk and cheese?

[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. Usually when I get random violent urges... *Cough*

[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. Depends who it's between :D

(5/10) Hm...

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal.I try to be.

[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.And vice versa on that one as well...
[ ] You're very serious.I'm usually being pretty stupid and being a pain in the neck XD

[x] You have a lot of patience.I can wait, unlike some people, at least...

[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff. Hell yes!

[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... Right. I'm about to cry now. No joke.

[x] You're not very confident. I try to act like I am .

[x] You were quite rebellious as a child.I still tend to be

[x] People tend to walk all over you.Especially family and a close friend of mine *cough*ITALY*cough*

[x]You're a born worrier.Even if I don't show it, I'm constantly worrying about everything I know. IT IS SO HARD NOT TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN! DX

(9/10) The Baltic side of me :P

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.Nope!

[x]You're quite hyperactive. If I'm on a mission to eat everyone I see, then yes XD
[ ]You can be quite goofy.I don't think so O.o

[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. Nah. I stay depressed for days at a time
[x]You're very wary of strangers. It's not like every single person out on the street is going to rape me... Right? (I hope not, at least .)

[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.I has a shell? XU

[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.OMG YES!

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.Yup!

[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.Nah, but I do like flowers

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics. Or so they say.

(6/10) Didn't expect that! XD I luv you Poland!

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x] You're quite mean-spirited.I was told...

[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan. Nah, but I do like pranking every once in a while

[x] You're very loyal.I tries to be!

[x] You’re very good at tactics.But I have to have several tries before I find a good one vv;

[ ] You hate Russia. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO WWWAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
[ ] You love to fight people.cough*NO*cough*

[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well. Not that I've ever been in that situation...
[x] You're not always taken seriously.All the time
[ ] You like drinking.UNDERAGE

[x] You want to become stronger. Who doesn't?

(5/10) I am awesome :3

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x] You are clueless about things around you.Especially global stuff XU

[x] You favour the taste of fresh tomatoes.TOMATO! WHERE? XD

[x] You're very responsible. I think I am

[x] You tend to dramatize over things a lot.Sometimes, for the laughs

[x] You love churros. Churros are so tasty! With sugar and melted chocolate!

[x] You help people in crisis. Well, a crisis's a crisis.

[x] You are quite random. No $hit, Sherlock!

[x] Somehow, you like bananas. Bananas. I have a love-hate relationship with them. -

[ ] You often offer food to people. I prefer to be asked.

[ ] You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers I no have brothers D':

(8/10) (I has officially got no comment)...

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[ ] You tend to overreact a lot. Occasionally...

[x] You like to order people around.But I fail at it

[x] You're a scaredy-cat.Hate to admit it...

[x] You curse a lot. To myself, mostly

[ ] You go drama depressed when people ignore you.I'm used to it

[x] You tend to blush easily.I don't actually know... According to one of my friends I blush easily, just rarely... (If that makes sense .)

[x] You are lazy like hell. Oh, yes!

[x] You love tomatoes a lot. Yes, it is true.

[x] You fix yourself on stupid matters.Then wonder why I even did it X)

[ ] You get defensive at the slightest comment.I get abused a lot. I'm fine with haters.

(7/10) But I still like RPing him :D

South Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

[x] You care a lot about your family. Well, love-hate relationship here...

[x] You love watching movies, and creating things.Creating things mostly

[x] You're stronger than you seem.I'm told

[x] You're a Going-My-Way person.Everything shall be my way, if only time would allow it...

[ ] You love kimchi. Never tried it

[x] You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking. I AM TOLD
[x] You tend to piss off your elders. It was known to happen :D

[x] You like to claim things as yours. YOU ARE NOW MY PROPERTY XD

[x] You love games and Internet.Le internet est vie! (I don't even know French XU)
[x] You're slightly perverted. Isn't everyone? X)

(9/10) TT-TT But Korea's scary!

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

[x] You love Christmas and Santa. Santa is real!

[ ] You're honest and quiet. Honest, yes. Quiet, no.

[x] You are good at high-tech machinery.I'm learning...

[x] You like coming up with weird things. Weird is life. Life is weird.

[x] Your sense of taste is bad, as people say. T.R.U.E. .

[ ] You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you. Occasionally I do... If I ever do fight.

[x] You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse. Only ten times? Why not a thousand?

[x] You love saunas. Yes I do! How did you know?

[x] You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well. You've got that correct!

[x] For some reason, you have weird naming skills. I have a frikin' computer called Lovino . And a tree called Harvey. And a potato called Gary...

(8/10) I'm fine with that!

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

[x] You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet.Hence me being ignored...

[x] You're honest, serious, and love debates. I like debating to prove people wrong, but they just get angry at me.

[x] You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it.In more than one way XD

[x] People think you're scary. How did you know? *sarcasm*

[x] You're clever with your hands.My hands are mini geniuses! *-*

[x] You make weapons with things that people don't imagine.Is a curtain-holding pole thing enough to be called weird? Or do you need more proof?

[x] You're clumsy with human relationships. Not that I've been in any relationships, but there's not much people who seem to like me right now -

[x] You tend to go against stronger people. And they end up being evil and I go 'Nuuuuuuh! D:'

[x] You give up pretty quick.I'm currently trying to find something I'll finish...

[x] On the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring.It...Happens...

(10/10) Yeah. I'm now fem!Sweden but with brown hair. -

And zhat was even more randum! XD

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