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 Author has written 1 story for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis. HI!!!! i kinda want to keep my name a secret but its kinda obvious if you look at my pen name... I love House of Anubis... :) I totally ship Peddie, and ONLY Peddie. I like the other couples from the show but Peddie is my number one priority. I love other couples from other books but Peddie is and will always be my OTP!!!! I am totally obsessed with HOA (as most people on this particular fandom are). I talk A LOT...enough said. I love Turtles, i hate/am afraid of clowns, ducks, ferris wheels, escalators, and many, many, many other things...im too lazy to write them (another thing about me...I am really lazy) :) I love to read and I am probably the clumsiest person on Earth. I am a vegetarian...Oh, and i absolutely love Pizza!!! One more thing, I believe that you should always have a little bit of abnormality in your life, you only live once... so dont be boring :) My fav shows and pairings are... House of Anubis: Patricia&Eddie Twilight: Bella&Edward Pretty Little Liars: Spencer&Toby, and Aria&Ezra.. (I can't choose) H20 Just Add Water: Zane&Rikki Harry Potter: Harry&Ginny Angel Burn: Alex&Willow Divergent: Tobias(Four)&Tris You know you're a House of Anubis fan when... You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie. You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling. You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina. (I like Peddie...so, not for me) Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant." You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding. You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology. You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times. You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life. You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship. You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy. You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom. You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with. You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler. You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian. (Actually I was Patricia and my boyfriend was Eddie;) When you are mad at someone you tell them to... a- Fall down a chasm/abyss b-Touch a red cord You want to be british, if you're American. You have Amber moments. You write lots of HOA Fan-fiction! When ever you hear the word "10:00" or "Pin" you think of Victor's "It's 10:00! You have 5 minutes, then I want to hear a pin drop!". You want a boy like Fabian. (I prefer Eddie...) Your family says you're a "bad" kind of obsessed. You get all hyper, before and after a new ep. You call people "Yacker". You call "My Perfect Day" (The song Fabina danced to in both seasons) The Fabina Song (No, i love Peddie to much to think about Fabina) Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone Man: I can tell you want me Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it. Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you. Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat. Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me. What A Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away mad... Follow her. When she stares at your mouth... Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you... Grab her and don't let go. When she's quiet... Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you... Give her your FULL attention. When she pulls away... Pull her back. When you see her at her worst... Tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry... Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking... Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared... Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder... Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat... Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night. When she teases you... Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer you for a long time... Reasure her that everything is alright. When she looks at you with doubt.. Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you... She really does...more than you understand. When she grabs at your hand... Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you.. Bump her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret... Keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes... Don't look away until she does. When she misses you... She's hurting inside. When you break her heart... The pain NEVER really goes away. When she says 'it's over'... She still wants you to be hers. When she re-posts this bullentin... She WANTS you to read it. Stay on the phone with her... Even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad... Hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's okay... Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from now... she will remember you. Call her at 12:00... Just to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and... after you wake up. Treat her like... she's ALL that matters to you. Tease her... and let her tease you back. Stay up with her all night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her... even if you think it is stupid. Give her the world... and let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and alone... Hang out with her. Let her know how important she is to you... and kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is... "Who's ass am I kicking, babe?" People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quite. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter I am the kind of girl that... I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Some of my favorite HOA quotes: "I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis) "Leave Her!" Fabian "Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome "I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie "Where's Joy!?" Patricia "It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor "It's basically-the apocalypse!" Trudy "Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina "But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian "I did not tell you creep!" Jerome "...Hedgehogs!..."Mara "I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara "You think I'm a genius!?" Amber "I think the house...is coming to life." Nina "Why are you dressed as a duck?" "What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"Fabian,Amber,Fabian,Mara "Are you mad?!" "Fancy a bite?" Alfie "...Girls in bikinis..." Jerome "Falls off his chair in amazement (then actually does it)." Alfie "Fabian! You're a genius! I love you!" Nina "Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia "I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber, Jerome's impression(which was SO much funnier) "Dar dare,dardar dis dall?"Alfie with his wolf mask describing Joy "Sibooboo..." Alfie "Will you go to the prom with me?" "And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia "NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome "Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie "I've got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy "What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian "Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome "The Bible says always come prepared." "Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome "And the plot thickens, as they say." Jerome "I'm not scared of you!" "Hello Victor, Sweetie here." "I hate it when the house talks..." Amber "Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie "Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber "I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...AHA!" Patricia "You genius, genius, genius girl, you!" Fabian "Mick's a meat-head." Jerome "It's...girly stuff...that girls use...I can be really...girly at times..." Patricia "Weird taste in films you got..." Nina "Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome "Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara "You got it!" " "It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome "Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia "Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome "Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian "You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick "You're insane." "Curiouser and curiouser..." Jason And pretty much everything EVER said in the show!!! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do we write stuff down, but type stuff up? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the drive way? If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and post this on your profile and make someone else laugh! 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! 98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want a million dollars, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want a billion dollars, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate spinach, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you konw taht you can raed mix-up wrods vrey esialy if the frist and lsat ltetrs are in the rgiht palce? If you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll beblack. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. Find the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead Who keeps your picture in his wallet, Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, Who holds your hand in front of all his friends, Who thinks your beautiful without makeup One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER If you love this copy and paste this onto your profile! Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... 26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. THE FUNNIEST STUFF EVER: People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed. What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, pretty lights! You look at the clock at 11:09 and say "I WILL NOT MISS 11:11" then stare at the clock until 11:10 and look away and when you look back its 11:12... "DANG-IT!" lol You're watching tv and when it goes to commercials you forget what you are watching Have you ever noticed how lol looks like someone drowning? But this makes it look like they are drowning and getting chased by a shark- lol Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know. A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us? "Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh snap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. In your bed, its 6 am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 7:45. At school, its 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:30 pm. =D what's up with that? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the heck you DID that. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. (LOVE that one!) 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras 95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!" 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile "They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on the ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. THE HOUSE OF ANUBIS PLEDGE: I promise to always remember Nina when I solve my next mystery or face my next enemy. I promise to always remember Patricia when my best friend is in danger. I promise to always remember Amber when life seems to take a wrong turn. I promise to always remember Mara when I'm doing school work. I promise to always remember Fabian when I'm feeling shy or weak. I promise to always remember Jerome when I'm being threatened. I promise to always remember Alfie when my parents treat me in a way I don't like. I promise to always remember Mick when I'm applying for a scholarship. I promise to always remember Sibuna during my prom, because theirs was taken away from them. I promise to always keep the secret of the cup of Ankh's hiding place. I promise to always make sure the world doesn't forget Sibuna. I promise to always keep the light of Sibuna in my heart and soul. I promise to always love and cherish House of Anubis with all my heart. I promise that I will always be a loyal fan of House of Anubis. Let no man or woman tear this vow asunder! Quotes: If you love some thing set it free, and if it comes back to you it's yours to keep, but if it doesn't it was never meant to be No boyfriend, No problem When life gives you 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1,000 reasons to smile You only have 1 life so don't end it I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but we wish we didn't It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back everything's different Growing old in mandatory, Growing up is optional Fake smiles can only hold your tears for so long Make your smile change the world, don't make the world change your smile The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn Don't cry because its over, be happy because it happened (this one really helped me when I was upset over HOA ending for good...) You'll always be my friend...you know too much Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity Some people feel bad for parallel lines because they go their entire lives without even meeting. But me? I feel bad for intersecting lines because they meet once and then they never get to see each other again. Ever. Would u rather have something and then have it taken away, or never have it in the first place? I've learned not to depend on people too much...because when it gets too dark, even your own shadow leaves you. "Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up." "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."— Douglas Adams "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." — Woody Allen "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. " — W.C. Fields "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." — Groucho Marx "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it." — Groucho Marx "Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car." — Garrison Keillor "Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."— Robert Maynard Hutchins "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."— Charles M. Schulz "I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy."— Jonathan Carroll (Bones of the Moon) I have more...I just can't think of them off the top of my head right now :) Lost your pen= No pen When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason! Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. Hi. If you are still reading this. If you think being in love is overrated, then copy and paste this into your profile. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. SOME OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITE HOUSE OF ANUBIS QUOTES: ;) Nina Martin: "Sibu... I was just teaching them American slang! Sup Boo, means something along the lines of..." "Um... is it true you pluck your eyebrows? They're super shaply." "I've Amercanized you all! Soon you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance." Fabian Rutter: "Everybody loves pizza… Except for vegans… they don’t. " “Joy, just because it doesn’t have Robert Pattinson on the cover doesn’t mean it isn’t good.” "Amber... what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight!" "But this is my signed copy of The Solar System Is Your Friend!" Patricia Williamson: "Anyone who does not have a Pendulum swinging in front of their face shut up!" “Just girl stuff. For girls. I can be really girly sometimes” "And you didn't pee your pants so... bonus." "Alfie Lewis, champion of the world! We're doomed." Amber Millington: "Mick! I'm the one who's supposed to twist under your arm! You're the man here. Supposedly." "But why can't the cactus sing?" "You think I'm a genius?" "I hate it when the house talks." Alfie Lewis: "World domination to Victor means six billion people in bed by ten." “Welcome to we-love-Mara-land! Population: Jerome” "I got it! Get a different face!" "Fancy a bite?" Jerome Clarke: "There's bad. There's really bad. There's completely soul-witheringly bad. And then there's you." "Fabian, tell me does it get boring being the one that’s always like, ‘cut it out, or that’s not right, or fun is bad?’" “Darth Vader’s got nothing on you.” “It’s like Megan Fox replacing Marge Simpson”…”I just said that out loud didn’t I?” "No! She the Ice Queen. The Icy Queen of Ice!" "Didn't you used to be Mara?" "Cruelty thy name is Amber." "Speak of the devil. Literally! I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames." "And the plot thickens as they say." "Mick's a meat-head!" "Did Patricia-I'm-never-wrong Williamson just apologize?" Mara Jaffray: "Oh, if only there was some type of glove made of rubber that protects your hands from the water." "It's probably just your biological impulse triggering your insecurity." "I heard you talking about me with tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber." "I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Eddie Sweet: "Okay. I was in a plane, for eight hours, and then I was in a train for four more, and now I'm in Boresville UK so I don't need a lecture. Kay Hermione?” "Yeah, guys, I'm concussed and I can still see through your oh-so-secret code." Joy Mercer: "Oh and you’ve got boy sandwich all over your face" "I'm not paying you to sit around and do nothing you know!" "But that's what I thought it was... all just one big game?" "SIBUNA!" Mick Campbell: "Three words Mara; Twenty Four Hour Flight" “Mara, I just flew half way across the world to see you. Some girls might find that romantic. Some girls might want to give a guy a hug.” –Mick Campbell (Even though I am a Jara shipper… it was sort of funny how bad Mara didn’t want to hug him ;) "You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Peddie: “Look Patricia this is my last attempt. I told you; I like you. And I seriously believe that deep down, you like me too. *Silence* "Come one you’re killing me! What do I have to do to get a reaction?” *Patricia kisses him* “That’ll work.” Fabina: “Nina, you look-” “Ridiculous, I know.” “I was going to say beautiful.” “You know you’re the one, right?” “The Chosen One.” “Well, my Chosen one.” They kiss “Fabian! You’re a genius! I love you!” "You genius genius girl!" Amfie: “Oh Romeo…Thou art… thou art… thy yummiest boy I have ever seen!” Amber kisses Alfie “What are you doing?” “Being couplely.” “Then go hold his hand.” “So, you were pretty brave today Alfie.” “You know, I’ve been thinking, maybe Amfie dose have a bot of a ring to it.” “I think you mean Almber.” Jara: “Mara, will you please, please, please, go out with me?” “Yes.” Fabian And Amber: "I'm a canary." "A canary dressed as a duck?" "Amber why do you have all of that stuff?" "The Bible says to always be prepared." "That's the boy scouts!" Fabian and Nina: "That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh!" Mr. Sweet and Rufus: "Are you mad?" "Yeah, quite possibly." Jerome and Patricia: "I'm not scared of you!" "We were thinking more about Rufus." "Him I'm scared of." Nina, Jerome, and Fabian: "Fabian! You got it!" "Got what?" "Looks, brains, charms, everything you don't have Jerome." Jason and Rufus: "You're insane." "Very observant. Now go." Victor and Amber: "What are you doing? You know you're not supposed to be sneaking out after lights out." "Hello Trudy... Ice cream, brownies, yum, yum." "Yes, unlike you Miss Millington, I was not born yesterday. Now, what are you doing?" "I'm starving! And I don't care about your stupid rules. I'm on a fridge raid!" "Amber Millington! Get back here NOW!" Patricia and Amber: "What do you call this?" *Patricia points to her tattoo* "Membership?" Amber and Alfie: "I'm freaking out! I just acquired a tat overnight. I'm too young, it's illegal, and if I had the choice I would have gone for some fire breathing dragon!" "Not my name?" "We broke up!" |
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