They downsized the stupid Taco Bell Chihuahua...sniff...no more moronic pieces about him...oh well. My name is Paul and I specialize in extremely stupid, borderline idiotic, stuff. It's sort of good anyway...in a very strange way. Read "day of the rabid chihuahuas" if you're feeling in the mood for insanity. Just want something bizarre? Try "do not read this piece." Otherwise, simply explode into a million pieces and perform an interpretive dance based on the mating patterns of ambisexual walnuts. Thanks.