St. Tabris
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Joined 07-24-06, id: 1098878, Profile Updated: 08-11-19
Author has written 3 stories for Halo, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

You can also find me on Adult-FanFiction.org under the pen name StAraqiel and Archive of Our Own under StTabris.

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"I admire your dedication to remaining ignorant." — Anonymous

"Without music, life would be a mistake." — Friedrich Nietzsche

"I cannot live without books." — Thomas Jefferson

"Equity is the essence of equality." — Victor Hugo

"Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made." — Immanuel Kant

"Wit often eludes the literal." — John Podhoretz

"Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive." — William F. Buckley, Jr.

"We must mistrust utopias; they usually end in holocausts." — Mario Vargas Llosa

"Political tags—such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth—are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire." — Robert A. Heinlein

"Try and penetrate with our limited means the secrets of nature and you will find that, behind all the discernible concatenations, there remains something subtle, intangible and inexplicable. Veneration for this force beyond anything that we can comprehend is my religion. To that extent I am, in point of fact, religious." — Albert Einstein

"Scientism does not eliminate the will but decides that since the results of science are valid for everyone, this will must be something shared, not individual. In practice, the individual must submit to the collectivity, which 'knows' better than he does." — Tzvetan Todorov

"In the matter of reforming things, as distinct from deforming them, there is one plain and simple principle; a principle which will probably be called a paradox. There exists in such a case a certain institution or law; let us say, for the sake of simplicity, a fence or gate erected across a road. The more modern type of reformer goes gaily up to it and says, 'I don't see the use of this; let us clear it away.' To which the more intelligent type of reformer will do well to answer: 'If you don't see the use of it, I certainly won't let you clear it away. Go away and think. Then, when you can come back and tell me that you do see the use of it, I may allow you to destroy it.'" — G. K. Chesterton

"In the absence of any standard of truth other than success, it seems evident that the familiar methods of the struggle for existence must be applied to the elucidation of difficult questions, and that ironclads and Maxim guns must be the ultimate arbiters of metaphysical truth. The worship of force, as we find it in Nietzsche, is not to be found in the same form in William James, who, though he lauds the will and the life of action, does not wish action to be bellicose. Nevertheless, the excessive individualism of the pragmatic theory of truth is inherently connected with the appeal to force. If there is a non-human truth, which one man may know, while another does not, there is a standard outside the disputants, to which, we may urge, the dispute ought to be submitted; hence a pacific and judicial settlement of disputes is at least theoretically possible. If, on the contrary, the only way of discovering which of the disputants is in the right is to wait and see which of them is successful, there is no longer any principle except force by which the issue can be decided." — Bertrand Russell

"Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Absolute power does corrupt, and those who seek it must be suspect and must be opposed." — Barry Goldwater

"Agnosticism is a perfectly respectable and tenable philosophical position; it is not dogmatic and makes no pronouncements about the ultimate truths of the universe. It remains open to evidence and persuasion; lacking faith, it nevertheless does not deride faith." — Sydney J. Harris

"Thank you. I'm glad I met you." — Kaworu Nagisa, Neon Genesis Evangelion

"It was to create a world of peace, not to win positions of power, that we raised our swords and killed. If we forget that, then we are no revolutionaries after all." — Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin

"Those who wish to punish the current and future generations for the inequities of a generation long gone, and who equate justice with revenge, are the most dangerous people in the world." — Odd Thomas, Deeply Odd

"The future is an inherently good thing. And we move into it one winter at a time. Things get better one winter at a time. If you're going to celebrate anything, then have a drink on this: the world is, generally and on balance, a better place to live this year than it was last year." — Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan

"The weakest component in any system is people. All it takes is one guy who'll take a bribe, one optimist who thinks he's smarter than everyone else, one desperate mother or father who'll do anything for their kid, and the whole system breaks down." — Aaron Keener, The Division

"I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin." — John the Savage, Brave New World

"People are messy, awkward, sometimes selfish and cruel. But they're trying, and I'm going to make sure they have a chance." — Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2

"To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic." — Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Assassin's Creed: Revelations

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — 'No, you move.'" — Captain America, Amazing Spider-Man

"Let me give you some advice, Captain. It may help you to make sense of the world. I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." — Lord Havelock Vetinari, Guards! Guards!

"So, let's suppose that it's true what Defense Attorney Schell implies: that each of you, all of you, sympathize with the defendants, trapped as they are in their fears; that, in fact, more people hate homosexuals than are willing to admit. Then I venture to say that somewhere in your family history, someone somewhere hates you or your relatives for no other reason than that they are black or white; Slovak instead of Czech; Protestant instead of Catholic; left-wing, not right. And are you going to let officers of the law determine which of you they will help based on who and what you are? If so, then don't dial 911, even if you think you're one of them, because you may end up being Officer Newhouse." — ADA Benjamin Stone, Law & Order

"Well-meaning people can disagree, especially about the most socially divisive issue to face our country this century. Drew Seeley has an opinion about abortion. He thinks that his opinion entitles him to kill people. Here's what he did: he hunted down a woman named Eileen Reid, he gave Randall Jenkins a gun and told him to shoot Eileen Reid. And he did. Drew Seeley is a self-appointed executioner. If you let him go, you better just pray that one day, someone like him doesn't find some fault with you." — ADA Jack McCoy, Law & Order

"A lot of people say that morals are how we treat the people we know and ethics are how we treat the people we don't know. So morals are what make us a good parent, a good friend, a nice neighbor. But ethics are how we build a society. That's the true test of our higher self. But what happens when society is ruled by subjective morals, and you choose to project that onto complete strangers, is that we all end up with a society that's governed by self-aggrandizement. So, really, by calling in to make sure you're the first little pedant to jump off your chair and teach me a lesson with smug superiority about your own particular moral point of view, when you know precisely nothing of the situation, you've done your part to contribute to the erosion of our entire social fabric." — Henry McCord, Madam Secretary

"Do you really think we can afford to have the developing world develop? You think we could have survived the rise of a modern, articulated Chinese superpower twenty years ago? You think we could manage an Africa full of countries run by intelligent, uncorrupted democrats? Or a Latin America? Just imagine it for a moment. Whole populations getting educated, and healthy, and secure, and aspirational. Women's rights, for Christ's sake. We can't afford these things to happen. Who's going to soak up our subsidized food surplus for us? Who's going to make our shoes and shirts? Who's going to supply us with cheap labor and cheap raw materials? Who's going to store our nuclear waste, balance out our CO2 misdemeanors? Who's going to buy our arms? An educated middle class doesn't want to spend eleven hours a day bent over a stitching machine. They aren't going to work the seaweed farms and the paddy fields 'til their feet rot. They aren’t going to live next door to a fuel-rod dump and shut up about it. They're going to want prosperity." — Jack Notley, Market Forces

"When there are starving people in Africa, what kind of person spends two hundred bucks on shoes? See, once you buy into that paradigm, it's a bottomless pit. You can never feel good about yourself while there's anybody in the world poor or hungry, which there always is, and has been since the dawn of time, so you feel guilty and hypocritical all the time. You're one of those people who's never had to make a decision between ethics and results. You went to college and learned that companies with satisfied employees tend to be more profitable, and you went, 'Oh good.' Because that let you off the hook; you didn't have to decide what you'd do if it was a choice between one or the other. You won't work for a tobacco or gun manufacturer because those are bad companies; you'll only work for good ones, helping them to improve customer satisfaction and produce better products and—oh hey!—just by coincidence, those things increase company profits and get you promoted. Well, you're in the real world now." — Eve Jantiss, Company


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10-10-2-Do-Me by The Token reviews
(VERY)AU. Seto Kaiba doesn't care that everyone around him is married, engaged, or in some serious relationship. He's content with his high paying corporate job, cushy lifestyle, and being solo-if only everyone else was. So what if he may or may not call a certain hotline from time to time? Too bad those calls will lead to more than he ever anticipated. (Language/Sexual Content)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,889 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Isis I./Ishizu I., S. Kaiba
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Appreciation by luvsanime02 reviews
Trowa's willing to let Duo do whatever he wants, for now.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2018 - [Duo M., Trowa B./No-Name] - Complete
Terumi's Reward by Reese1 reviews
At long last, Terumi and Kaoruko become lovers.
Minamoto-kun Monogatari/源君物語 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Complete
Aika Helps Her Juniors! by FalstaffKisaragi reviews
Koneko discovers Gasper's secret desire. Aika helps Gasper grow closer to Issei.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 2/12/2018 - H. Issei, T. Koneko, V. Gasper, Aika K. - Complete
Rencounter by puffyplushie reviews
If you patiently click past enough guys jerking off, there's a chance you could meet someone special. (In other words - Gladion and Hau see each other on Omegle.)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2018 - [Hau, Gladion/Gladio]
Winter is Fun by TheKingofAnimeandManga reviews
On a cold snowy day, Asuka proposes an idea for her and Shinji to warm up. ONE-SHOT!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S., Kaworu N. - Complete
Mikleo's Adventures in Wonderland by Le Penguin
Mikleo awakens in a strange forest, separated from his friends. He is also in a dress. He then spots Sorey in bunny ears, and things progress about how you'd expect. (Sorey/Mikleo, Alice in Wonderland themes)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,948 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2017 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
Training Retreat by Fal'Naelra reviews
Yaoi. Naruto x Boruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Naruto U., Boruto U.
From Hero to Former Hero by secretagent1 reviews
How do you beat a Game Creator inside of his own game? You can't. Kirito learned that the hard way. The hero of SAO is now a slave to the fairy king...and just maybe, he'll learn to like it that way... WARNING: YAOI, BOY X BOY, RAPE/NONCON, SMUT, EXPLICIT LANGUAGE, all of that stuff.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Oberon/Nobuyuki S.]
System Reset by Borlaaq reviews
2B wants to feel something, before 9S's system reboots and resets. In the end, it's these emotions that keep her going. Again and again. Maybe it's selfish because she knows 9S won't remember but, still, it's a practiced ritual. Various M rated oneshots. End Game Spoilers.
Nier - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [2B, 9S] - Complete
Jessie's Wonderful Life by WolfDraco37 reviews
Jessie's life was simply perfect, she had everything she ever wanted… and it was all thanks to her boy toy, Ash Ketchum. Hardcore/Explicit Lemon. Strong Language. One-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Jessie/Musashi] - Complete
Goddesses of Egypt by lesbiaN7ncest reviews
Dr. Angela Ziegler finds herself caught between both Amari women when her lover Ana asks her to help Fareeha see that there are different ways to help people. An Overwatch kink meme fill.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Ana A., Angela Z./Mercy, Fareeha A./Pharah] - Complete
On the Courting Rituals of Angels by Lady Daedalus reviews
In which the reader may observe the Angel Tabris in his efforts to attract for himself a sad boyfriend that he can turn into a happy boyfriend. Put on your David Attenborough pants and marvel at this rite of nature. Or: An Alternate Qniverse in which Shinji learns his lesson, everything is Kawoshin, and nothing hurts. Cross posted from AO3.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2015 - [Kaworu N., Shinji I.] - Complete
Kaito's Song by SteelDolls reviews
Gakupo x Kaito. Gakupo wants to make Kaito sing for him. Contains dub-con, non-con, yaoi, PWP.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Kaito S., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
The Scientific Method by WritingAmateur reviews
"So I am correct in assuming you wanted me to follow you?" Ishizu walked up to him, her voice dropping to a velvet whisper, heart in her throat. Seto matched her tone, trying to keep his voice even as she came to within an inch of him: "Yes. That was rather the point, Ishizu." Pegasus hosts a party, Seto needs a plus-one, and shenanigans occur. For All and Sundry, SxI postseries.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I.] - Complete
Show Me by Dana-Eliza reviews
Innocent Naruto goes to Gaara for advice, who is just as clueless as Naruto is. Things unfold when Naruto starts showing things physically. M-rated, yaoi, canon, post-war. Requested by: Fireball-Fuchsia.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Gilded Hero by Dakre reviews
Asuna wakes up after Sword Art Online is defeated. Kirito doesn't. And Sugou gains the perfect leverage.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Oberon/Nobuyuki S. - Complete
The Bet by Blackcat0989 reviews
KleinxKirito/RyoutarouxKazuto. It's Halloween night, and the SAO crowd is having a party to celebrate! Unfortunately Kazuto lost a bet to Suguha, who teams up with Asuna to make her beloved brother a costume he'll never hear the end of... Crossdressing, yaoi, PWP and lemon warning.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Klein/Ryoutarou T. - Complete
Shatterheart by Tonight's The Night reviews
How long does it take for a lie to become truth? When one heart shatters and the other slips away, how can they put the pieces together without shattering everything else? How can they even justify what they're doing now? KuroSyao. Yaoi. Complete.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 162 - Words: 310,476 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - [Kurogane, Syaoran] - Complete
Boy Toys by RedXGreenFTW reviews
Blue turns the Pokemon Mansion on Cinnabar into a brothel, making her ex the first one to work there. At first it's just to get back at Green for dumping her, but soon it becomes a business.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2014
How Could You Possibly? by anfiasco reviews
Kawoshin extensive oneshot, High school AU where Kaworu transfers in and meets a lonely Shinji who has nothing to look forward to but music. Lost and tired and alone, Kaworu turns his world completely upside down, in the sweetest way possible. Q! personalities, mature content
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] - Complete
Test Drive by kougasl0ver reviews
Recruited to aid Sesshomaru in some tricky business matters, Inuyasha finds himself in some sticky situations of his own. Note, mature content in some chapters, 18 please. M/M relationships, possible BDSM, extreme and gratuitous car nerdery, read at your own risk. Please read and review!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,356 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
Shota Distractions by longlostwriter reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the troubled lives of Rei Ryugazaki and Rin Matsuoka as they deal with their shotas.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Rei R., Rin M., Nagisa H., Aiichirou N.
Book of Revels by Laryna6 reviews
Fuyutsuki listens to his conscience after Yui is absorbed and reveals the truth about Second Impact, the angels and SEELE's crimes. Shinji grows up among people who know his parents are monsters and Tabris grows up among people, period. With the other angels defeated and SEELE overthrown by their own pawn, can the world overcome the hatred left behind by Second Impact?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,304 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Misato K., Kouzou F. - Complete
This Alien Shore by Laryna6 reviews
Manga AU oneshot anthology. In a world very different from the anime, Kaworu's sick of Shinji acting like a selfish jerk and Shinji doesn't want to be friends with a kitten-killing weirdo. Then Armisael infects the Fifth Child with the First's love of Shinji. Maybe, somewhere, that could possibly have ended well. Or not. Kaworu/Shinji, except when it isn't.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,118 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Kaworu N., Shinji I.] Rei A., Misato K. - Complete
Ire and Marrow by tokibee reviews
Manga Kaworu and Shinji get into a fight and then hug it out. Violence, blood, angst, and smooching.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
Here Let's Not Go Again by Laryna6 reviews
So, what should we do this timeline? We could start a rock band, or I could master another form of cookery. What, you want to end the reboots by saving the world? Why would we ever want to do that? Please tell me you're kidding. Come on, let's go stage a jailbreak.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] - Complete
Raising a Boy by Naked Ego reviews
Shinji begins crossdressing in a misguided attempt at gaining his father's attention, further straining his relationship with Asuka.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Lilim by Laryna6 reviews
Lilim are a type of incubus that visit men in dreams and take advantage of them. Kaworu was oblivious to the effect he had on Shinji. Shinji wished Kaworu was a little less pure.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N., Rei A.] - Complete
Playing With Fire by Laryna6 reviews
The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Gendo I. - Complete
MASTER's Folder by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
This folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories which MASTER writes and stores away in a neatly organized digital filing cabinet on the hard drive. So please do not delete any files you view. Be aware that anything can happen in this neat but packed folder. All ratings in the digital filing cabinet range from K to M.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 89,485 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
And I'll Close Mine by ObsessiveCompulsiveValkyrie reviews
She wanted him to understand her feelings, but, at the same time, knew he was adamant in pushing her away. Setsuna/Feldt. Feldt's POV. Companion to Close Your Eyes. Rated M!
Gundam 00 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Feldt, Setsuna - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Hot Plushie Shota Butt by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
So, Len couldn't believe how some fan girls/boys could be very perverted with his plush dolls purchasable from the net. Then again, he shouldn't be surprised when he walks into Rin's room and finds two plushies of him and Rin nude... yeah...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Dear Diary by Salome Sensei reviews
Naughty Kagome tells all her hottest secrets to her Diary. Adults only, please! New entries July and August 2011! Tentacles, anyone?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Just do me by SugarBee reviews
As an incentive for Employee of the Month, Chaos gives Kuja a list of cell phone nos. for everyone on the Cosmos team, most of whom Kuja find to be ... hot. Kuja/?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Kuja
Asuka's Bad Day by Slifertheskydragon17 reviews
Asuka has a bad day, Shinji wants to fix it. LEMON!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Comedy Central Roast of Inuyasha by SplendentGoddess reviews
Just like the title says, this is a Comedy Central styled ROAST of Inuyasha! If you want to laugh your @ off for the next three to four hours then click this link! Crack!fic
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 56,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
In the Machine by Annwyd reviews
When an electronic implant rewires her to be a cyborg, Feldt uses her new abilities to better Celestial Being--but somewhere inside that is still a teenage girl who is scared of what she's becoming. Variations on Feldt/Tieria/Neil, mostly Feldt/Tieria.
Gundam 00 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Feldt, Tieria - Complete
A Child's Plaything by abls reviews
YAOI. SHOTA. "Um... it says it's a toy... but I don't know how to play with it."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Rei's Take on Utilitarianism by ficlord reviews
This one is for those who were hoping for more philosophical Evangelion fan-fiction. Naughty and silly, but no pairings. The old teacher who rambles on about Second Impact plays a key role. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Rei A. - Complete
It Takes Two by Xagzan reviews
Kagome notices that InuYasha has been frustrated lately, more so than usual. What can be on the hanyou's mind? Maybe she and Sango can...ease his tension. That is, if they can control their own frustrations first. Inu/Kag, Kag/San, Inu/San,Inu/Kag/San.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,045 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sango - Complete
The Cave by Dante1444 reviews
Sesshomaru's got a problem but he manages to find a very unique way to solve it. Yaoi, bond, m/m and all that wonderful goodness. Edit completed, enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Seashore's Zero by Universalperson reviews
A collection of one-shots devoted to that crazy pairing of Rei/Kaworu. Yes, it is a crazy pairing, don't try to deny it.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Rei A., Kaworu N. - Complete
Have You Lived A Lifetime Today? by 94saturn reviews
A tender moment between Asuka and Rei. I hope that you like it. It's not Yuri or least not intended to be. Just two fellow soldiers finding comfort in extraordinary circumstances.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Asuka L. S., Rei A. - Complete
Alcohol: The Cause and Solution of Life’s Problems by Lord Raa reviews
A new comedydrama from your fiend, Lord Raa. Caution: adult content within.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,149 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Tales from the Confessional by Snooosh reviews
Because EVERYONE, within the Magdalene order, has to confess sometimes...
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,837 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Postscript by Starzki reviews
Inuyasha has some choice words for Naraku after their final battle. InuyashaNaraku nonYAOI.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Inuyasha, Naraku - Complete
Lights, Cameras, ACTION! by Wheezambu reviews
Just a funny idea I couldn't stop myself from writing. For that, I apologize.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2005
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Legend by Aiffe reviews
Midoriko's passion shaped the world, and the hearts of those who live in it. Sesshoumaru had no way of knowing his lover would become a legend.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,708 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Midoriko - Complete
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Halo 2 Idiots reviews
Where there was one stupid being, now there are two. 'Gravemind' is up! Cowritten with my brother. R&R or the Orgy will come after you!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Arbiter
Christmas with the Kaibas reviews
The Kaiba brothers, Ishizu, Mini Blue-Eyes White Dragon and company are preparing for Christmas. Unfortunately, Seto Kaiba's lack of holiday spirit, a fanatical cleric and Santa's untimely demise threaten to ruin it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006 - [S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I.] Mokuba K., OC - Complete
Halo: Combat Deformed reviews
He's dealing with a superior alien foe, an uneducated captain, a dick-centered sergeant, a snarky AI, eccentric Marines and an inability to use proper vocabulary. And it gets worse. Co-written with my brother SpEd2DeAd.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, A. J. Johnson - Complete